/owg/ - Overwatch General

EU silvers here? Let's duo.

just as planned

why?

>stinky taco farts

nice one blizzard.
Remove ledge dash from Doomfist but mercy gets to keep this.

We have Fernando

I think it's unironically Mei, if I had to pick.
>Ana
hag
>D.va
too much of a meme
>Mercy
I can never like her again after this patch
>Pharah
doesn't appeal to me
>Sombra
stupid hair
>Symmetra
man face
>Tracer
dumb lesbian
>Widowmaker
slut and boring
>Zarya
If I wanted a man I'd go to a homo bar

Overwatch made me straight again. Pic related.

Post the other version

I'm not gay but every female in Overwatch is improved by having a penis just saying

The best Mercy player in the game.

>eeveea fag
He's mentally ill, not a fag. He needs help.

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>Get so bored grinding for boxes start trying out shit champs like Sombra and Doomfist
>Get POTG 2 games in a row

tell this autist to clean the yogurt off her face

tfw bronze, should i neck myself?

EU or US?

US

user listen, I know a guy in Bronze. He is literally an autistic teenager. You are better than that.

i just bought the game and never been below gold so , probably

she sounds cute

I know a girl in Bronze. This is her first fps and she's a tank main. Her computer is shit so she disconnects 1 of every 3 matches

sauce

shut the fuck up

so a gasmask or a rope

>no feet in pic
sucks

So the level borders are never getting fixed are they?

>implying autism doesnt give you an advantage in video games because you love to memorize all the retarded little details and do the same thing over and over again

look at the bottom right corner you fucking idiot.

Vei sounds infinitely cuter.

I imagine they left out a fire based character to not rip-off the Pyro from TF2 but since that game is stone cold dead and OW is doing better than the NFL they might as well say fuck it and give us someone with burn damage abilities

sauce

Junktertown Queen with her petrol fueled staff of fiery slashes

Why would you want someone with DoT? They would just get healed more without the threat of dying, and feed Mercy's broken ult more.

Aw, that's cute. I hope you help her user.

This isn't Paladins my boy.

Though I'd love it if him, Pip, Bombking and Mal'Damba were in the game.

if you could do it to multiple people it'd force healers to expose themselves running between them as fast as they can unless they're all grouped up and would make people fuck off to get heals if you're just buying time

Playing QP with her is fun as fuck since everyone down here is fucking bad, but as soon as she starts using voicechat her computer gets too hot and turns itself off so we can't play too often.

You're a flaming homo.

S-SOURCE?

I swear this is like some kind of parody, it's just too obvious.

>Tracer, Genji and Reaper getting destroyed by Torbjorn
>tell the support players they need to swap
>tell Tracer I'll swap to Mercy if he swaps
>says he has all the gold medals
This is in Masters.

>I'm not gay but
Nothing straight has ever been followed by this phrase.

>her computer gets too hot
>because of fucking voicechat
user I believe there are (hopefully solvable) issues with her computer, voicechat shouldn't be THAT heavy on her computer's performance as to cause a shutdown

Lovely. Is she cute?

Is anyone looking to group up for the Junkenstein achievements?

i'm a mercy main and i'm a cis straight guy. this mercy mains are all trans or girls meme is obviously false.

>but as soon as she starts using voicechat her computer gets too hot and turns itself off so we can't play too often.
So use a separate device to talk over.
Like a phone.
Get her number, user.

Also, get her to open up her case and clean out whatever dust is in the boards or the fans. That kind of overheating is a thing that shouldn't be happening.
She could maybe even leave the case partially open if that's an option, depending on how it's built. Point a box fan at the tower. Something.

Do you like gladiator movies?

Sure if you're EU

For what, the image, or Vei?

Go to sleep Shadman

NA here, unfortunately

Voicechat is just the last straw, she plays on an old laptop that struggles to run OW already. Could probably get her fan cleaned up though.

I already know her number, I've known her for more than 10 yaers already. We're not interested in that kind of relationship.

>tfw trying play Amélie in Tigole's game

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wtf i love her now

>That one useless fuckwit who instalocks Widow in endless mode.

Can't escape these retards anywhere, can you?

>play mercy
>die
>"WTF MERCY HEAL MEE REEE"
>leave voice instantly

huge respect for coming out to your tumblrite fans in your twitter echo chamber, huge respect :^)

>now entering scheissenwalde
>attack

I'm playing on a shitty six year old laptop too.
Has she tried, I don't know, having a book or some other kind of item under the laptop so its bottom doesn't make contact with the table or whatever she's using?
That and cleaning can do wonders.

Why the fuck do I get the shitty defense one tricks on my team when its fucking koth and enemy team gets them during 2 cp
Same with fucking sombra, enemy team gets 2 on anubis and I get one for fucking lijiang

t. tranny

Sounds like she just doesn't want to talk to you user

When does your game go on sale again Overbabs?

I want to play it

You know, I don't even mind the imbalance of the game so much. I get it, it can be hard to balance a game perfectly. I can even give Jeff a little more leeway since this is his first attempt at an FPS.
What bugs the shit out of me is that Jeff is a goddamn hypocrite.
>"We don't like Roadhog being able to one-shot, it doesn't feel good"
>Hanzo's 400 damage scatter arrow is fine though

>"We don't like feeling like a hero is a 'must-pick'
>Mercy achieves 95%+ pick rate in all tiers, "We might just leave her as she is"
Like fuck you, Jeff.

NICO NICO NIIIII

No you don't
Not in its current state

Give me the three heroes with the lowest skill ceiling and the three with the highest.

Around Black Friday / Cyber Monday timeframe

>this was the sign about where the meta would shift to
SEEOOOOOOOOO

Christmas. Let's hope Mercy is deleted from the game then.

You missed a sale a few weeks ago, so I wouldn't count on there being another one until either Black Friday or, more likely, sometime around Christmas.

get ready to play exclusively with smurfs cause it's dead as shit

>lowest
Mercy and Junkrat

Hi guys richfag here. I know it's pretty late in the month so I'll be taking 2 suggestions from the general. You need to make a suggestion for each event to qualify. I already commissioned Tracer being raped by Doomfist for you lost so now i want the following.

1. A halloween themed idea
2. A christmas themed idea

Will deliver before the year is up.

>only 95%+

>Lowest
Mercy
Winston
Symmetra

>Highest
Tracer
Genji
Zarya

best waifu

Bronze EU? let's duo

you want to stay aways as far as you can from this game

Mercy guro, just give us mercy guro please

Jiangshi Mei being raped by Baojie Roadhog.

Nico a shit desu.

Sombra in an airtight spitroast

>I want to play it
play free for all for 10 minutes and you'll realize Blizzard has no idea what they're doing with this games balance.

Mercy and Pharah bound together mouth-to-mouth, getting cooked inside a cauldron by Mei

Santa Torb doing things to Tracer on his lap

>lowest skill characters are supports and highest skills are offense
makes you think

>instalock smurf duo queue thinks theyre hot shit
>they lose the game
>pretend to be 4400 rating