/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

TONIGHT

>queue into game
>it's "le farm contracts" server

I can't apply them to my stranges and the strange paints are extremely expensive, so I can't be bothered to care.

Seriously though, anyone got a mandarin grenade launcher kit?

Is a Vintage Tough Guy's Toque with Spectral Spectrum worth anything?

star crossed & kill covered are good
dragon contract skin is great on dragon's furry and decent on everything else
most of them are brightly colored shitty memes that look like toys in factory new and garbage in everything else

>heavy farms the thing for like 10 mins
>stab him as soon as he comes out

LOL

ive been thinking of getting a skinned sticky but i want one that looks good with this, any ideas? im shit at visual stuff

i really like the clover camo one, i'd really like to get a strange one for a sniper rifle or bazaar bargain or something. i also like how you can apply plaid potshotter to demo weapons so my plaid demo can have plaid weapons.

are you telling me i've been wasting my day tiring to get dragon slayer paint for my strange launcher?

yes lol

look at it this way, now you can sell that for 10bux

>map contracts
>first map is 2fort
>it's mandatory

I blew off a study group....

>You exceeded your previous record for most damage done in a single life as Spy!

get rekt nooblord lmao

I need a good war paint for the degreaser that would work with a flyro. No it wont be the duck skin.
it's a prinny/bird flyro as I'm a prinny fan and flyro is fun as hell, plus there's the joke of snipers playing duck hunt as they shoot me down

>you can't hit randomize to get the skin the way you want when using the paints

Yeah, why is that even in the inventory page? Just to torment you?

freedom wrapped DUUUH

tell me about the exploit
I've seen a few people doing it

>eat dalakohs
>switch rapidly between primary and G.R.U.
>repeat until 50 million HP

*blocks your fun*

*backstabs*

*has 11 furry pyro mains on team spychecking and spamming their OwO big stinky :3c binds*

>hightower
>upwards
>2fort
>turbine

is all this suffering really worth the saxton hat?
i feel like my soul has departed permanently after all this bullshit

Would but i'm not an american. Flame glazed looks neat but il keep searching. Definitely going to have a freedom soldier though.

*dead ringers away*
*smug french noises*

>teammate heavy spends 10 minutes in spawn eating chocolate for 1 million health
>call a votekick against him
>kicked

>sell everything
>get molten mallard all class
>get all the good duck reskins (after 1st week)
>become a literal meme machine
yes or yes

all you have to do is score points on the maps, then you can move on to the next one. getting 50 points on 2fort is not hard.

reminder that skins are only good to sell about 70% of the time and if you're not playing in dxlevel 81 chances are you're sacrificing fps

old meme?

yes

or

I still get 80-120 fps with everything all the way though.
And my monitor is only 60hz atm cause I'm waiting for more affordable 4k 120+ monitors before I upgrade.

>no molten mallard duck billed hatypus
i feel bad for you and what can never be

UwU so smelly

>cap or defend 20 points on Mercenary Choke
>"defending" to receive points is a fucking myth

my friend did that taunt earlier

it wasnt as bad as i expected at all
no noise, no nothing besides the jetpack

>kill guys on cart
>no points

WTF

did he do the taunt on your face tho

tips for any "kills while explosive jumping" contracts for soldier.
if for instance you have the black box contract, you don't need to be blast jumping with the black box. you can equip the air strike and use that instead.
assists count as long as the enemy is killed while you're still in the air, so you can hit someone while parachuting and let someone else clean up for you.
market gardener kills also count towards this, so if you want to go nuts on hightower go for it.

this has been tf2 contracts tips and tricks thanks for watching make sure to like comment and subscribe.

you did the right thing user, you should be proud

not on purpose i walked in front of him

i had the dead ringer out and thought it would save me

I thought they removed the fov_viewmodel command completely.

All this time I've been playing with 54 weapon fov because the minimal option is awkward as fuck. Now I'm back to 65 and it's NORMAL again

what should I spend all my hard earned blood money on? i dont plan on opening any boxes until friday

Who has the worse loadout

did you name your fav weapon after a waifu?

tf2.com/a5l6g6.htmI

>sfm only 5 minutes long
>only VA they can get is Scout and demo (saxton)
>solly VA dead
>solly lines are stock screams
>stock pyro lines
>game main menu all fucked up
>cosmetics are shit
>new pyro weapons OP as fuck
>nothing for classes that matter
>gimmick """"""skins"""""""""

wow shit update yet AGAIN

i named my rocket launcher Blastoise a few years ago but I plan on replacing it with a new skin

dont have a waifu tho

that image is so dumb

every time you post it i complain

oops meant to reply to you

fuck
well have to wait then

>He can't rocket jump and get all the sick bombs
baka

im not the guy who made it, i dont go in tf2g a lot anymore

Reminder to votekick all newfags that can't spoiler right

WHAT DO I NAME MY JAG

fluttershy's big stinky maker

JAG

Get a blue paint then.

Or tag and name it something lewd

>pick Flare Gun contract without reading it
>get 5 kills in one life with the Flare Gun

oof ow ouchie

>pyro weapons op
Going to have to disagree there

fag haha :DDD

dab

the dragon's fury is objectively OP suck my ass

Is your fwend a musky husky

the flame effect looks like shit. Rainbow is okay

>Dragon's Fury OP
>lolnorange is OP
git gud

official jungle maps tier list

that's how you make a map tier:
>lazarus
>mercenary park

playable but not too interesting tier:
>banana bay
>enclosure

just fucking shit tier:
>mossrock
>brazil

no he's a cutiepie

>longer range than the actual memeeeee

is this the next step towards decalable skins? i want hot anime titties on my scattergun

why? also what does any of this have to do with the mercenary park gift shop?

It's way longer than the stock flamethrower, and doesn't have the damage falloff of stock, and shoots way faster than stock, and does way more damage than stock

switch mossrock with banana bay and i can agree with this

mercenary park is like a fucked up worse gorge

Trash tier:
Lazarus
Somehow worse tier:
Mercenary Park
This map is so unremarkable I can't rank it:
Mossrock
Bad:
Brazil
Why the fuck is this shit Orange reskin in the game:
Banana Bay
I haven't played Enclosure

this sounds pretty good

it kills stuff in the same time as stock, it just has higher burst. and it's much less forgiving when you start missing your shots.

I almost got an heart attack from this

youtube.com/watch?v=BuGohWVOPMg

You guys are honestly so fucking bad, what the fuck? Dragon's fury has so little range, just dance around the pyro at midrange and own his ass while he desperately tries to w+m1 you.

I know I've played these multiple times but I have no memory of what they're like tier
>lazarus
>mossrock
>enclosure
>brazil

You asked nigger tits. It's your fault for asking

>it just has higher burst
>burst damage is more important than DPS when 7/9 classes die to high damage burst
Oof
You can threeshot anyone but heavy and maybe soldier incredibly quickly, and aiming it really isn't hard when the hitbox is literally bigger than the stock fire particles

>Moose Elk
>coming back to TF2 just to milk the pyro update views
fucking whore, bet he pleasures old men for money

...

youtube.com/watch?v=_SEpidnGcFo

>Swagface
>pepe avatar
not even worth a (You), go shill you channel elsewhere

>each time you click with the hot hand, it delivers two slaps
>each slap only does 28 damage
>interval is long enough that you can do a full 180 turn between slaps
>have to land two shots to do a measly 56 damage
>speed boost is less than a second
man no wonder this thing sucks