League of Legends General - /lolg/

I remember Riot stating it was possible to get Urf Warwick during the Worlds event.....so what happened? Are you only able to get him through the World Legacy Orb or something?

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new galio OP?

I wanna carry Lulu on my shoulders and show her the world!

She looks like a cheap whore

But his base damages were reduced so now he HAS TO build AP instead of full tank. 10/10 balanced.
t.Riot

Milky!

Syndra is THIN

>Oneshots your adc
>Tanks all your damage
ty riot

>tfw no qt petite gf

>vladfag
>the pic is all over google

lolg will believe anything

did Riot put their interns on this patch while everyone with intelligence was working on the next one?

Galio is a total disaster and the idea that he needed a buff instead of a nerf right now is completely insane.

The "buff" to Phoenix Udyr does literally nothing because the AP build is trash on him

The Gangplank 'buff' is completely ignorant of what GP's problems are.

Tear changes do little to make it appealing to champions that aren't building it already, and is a massive buff to stacking speed for the few who are when those champions are already strong in competitive.

The only really good thing about the patch is Ardent nerf but that's something that anyone could have done correctly.

>tfw galio will be hotfixed before i get a chance to abuse it tomorrow

>got a second project despite already having a current project that's already too overwhelming and I'm going to overdose on adderal
>no Illaoi buffs or Illaoi skin on PBE

I love Camille

>the GP buff
GP doesn't need buffs
stop it

Void beasts only care for other void beasts and void beasts to be!

BEAR MY CHILDREN

what

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FEMDOM TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona Illaoi Magma Fire
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra Camille Storm Dark
Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Elise, Shyvana, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora,Miss Fortune
Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven,Quinn, Sivir Air
Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe,Janna,Water,Nature,Akali
Submissive: Sona Xayah Soraka

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

(You)
Stay mad pedo

Xth for climbing

youtube.com/watch?v=jhenogvNrno

I lost to a Singed support

lol good one
champ is ass

>800 games for gold 5
jesus fucking christ

i can now die in peace

Look at that picture, she skinny af

I wanna go cuteposting with Lulu!

what is taying

Void beasts line up for days at a time to empty their vast reserves of seed into captive Star Guardians.

Star Guardian Sona when?

Hiroshimoot needs toget his jannies in check

Actually
>Lulu is stupid and annoying!

Just like their players.

sona is too fat to fly around like a sg, sorry

>the pic is all over google

Yeah, it leaks to /lolg/ threads. This is where the pic originated, it is her.

The matchmaking in this game is a fucking joke.
> Play tt, S1 90 LP
> get a 1st time eve who is placed in bronze1
> lose
> next game 1st time veigar doing his 1st placements game running windspeaker
> feeds his lane, doesn't know how to place Es

but just le carry harder right ? xcD

its a chaturbate model you fucking retard

>tfw want to get into top lane next season
>a huge fan of fighting games and top lane seems all about that
>want to main riven
>she has one of the most repulsive fan bases

What other champs would you suggest for the top lane, /lolg/?

If the familiars can lift Soraka's fat ass off the ground then they should be able to easily lift a girl who already floats.

How is Janna not submissive ?

Fiora, Camille

Soraka is slim into SG universe

just carry harder

Void beasts prefer to be impregnated by others of their kind, they don't care for weak humans.

Theres no real comparison with fg and league. In a fighting game you have 100 % influence over your destiny in League you have 5 %. You can stomp your lane but X amount of percent of the time it won't fucking matter at all. And don't play Riven. Be a good guy and play a tank.

>tfw just waiting for bruiser meta, the objectively best meta

>have to starve a girl just so she doesn't weigh her rat down

lmao

oh, alright. Well there isn't a lot of decent Justicar art around.

Fiora, Renekton, Akali

>vladfag wn sit on your face

Link her channel or fuck off.

>Soraka
>fat

>ALL melee champions (shapeshifting champions exempt)
>+100 starting hp and +20 hp per level
>+20 starting AD and +1.5 AD per level
>+40 movespeed

That's not even adequate enough compensation for ranged cancer's innate advantage but it's a start.

I wasn't saying it was bad. More of a "gaht dayum" thing. The's thin as fuck in her SG splash as well

what advantage does caitlyn have over zed

>Q tentacle still isn't larger than passive tentacles with Q's passive bonus damage doubly applying to it

>hit plat 5
>"finally now i can get some good players and have fun"
>everyone has 2000 games played but still manage to have less than 50% winrate
>players are noticeably no different than low gold
>the most toxic people i have ever met
this elo might just kill me

>84 kg

She's tubby

Plat 5 is the true elo hell

plat 5 is literally green silver

that's slim considering she's like 7'6"

Source?

>that random list that has no evidence to prove it's right about anything

>soraka is 6'2
What

she has massive goat legs

Some autist redditfag went through champion lore and compared models to get a rough idea of height/weight.

Nowhere near canon but fun for shitposting.

most fun i had in months

Riot's not really going to balance the game before the runes rework drops and breaks everything again.

>defeat vs bots

THEY BETTER FUCKING CHANGE PRESS THE ATTACK TO BE FOR BRUISERS AND NOT ADCS REEEEE

This is the last patch of the season. Do you think they really give a shit?

i still had fun but my teams are shit 60% of the time picking kat or fiora thinking they could be useful :(

>Last Stand
>[NEW]: user now deals 5-12% more damage AND TAKES 5-12% less damage when below 60-25% max hp

*Testing intensifies*

>These skins won't change Blitz' walking animation, making them look fucking stupid
>Won't change them because playtesters couldn't tell they were blitzcrank with a new walking animation
>Blitzcrank already has 3 skins that change his walking animation.

URGE TO KILL
RISING

>tfw no more F R E E AD on Press the Attack when hawaiian teacher of life skills has 156% total AD scalings and a 2.4s CD AA reset

make illaoi great again

MUH

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S H A L L
B R I N G
G R E A T
S U F F E R I N G

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So is it just me or does Dark Harvest seem ridiculously strong? I thought it consumed your stacks when you proc it but no, once you get 100 you just get a huge chunk to start every fight that refreshes on a champ kill or if you happen to get a soul from a wave.

So this means Precision tree Leona can actually work with Press the Attack boosting her lvl 2 all-in and every all-in after that even more while still being tanky. Preseason's gonna be spicy.

>last stand + press the attack gives every bruiser a 25.5% damage boost to A L L of their damage when they're low health
>and then triumph gives you +15% missing hp back and a free extra 25g on takedowns so you bounce back and don't die to ignite

Illaoi W should do one of the following things
>Become uncancellable once attack is initiated (still interruptable via enemy spells/whatever)
or
>function as significantly smaller trist jump with comparable range to her current W but with a tiny AoE damage instead of %max bullshit

>Had 1350 RP set aside for the blitz skins
>Not really into them anymore, not as good in game as I would have hoped
What else can I get for a good 1350?

Gj
I don't get why people here get so freaked out about this. I get that most of /lolg/ has been playing since seasons 1-2 and back then you needed to be really trash to be placed in bronze/low silver. Also some people dont play normal games because they are cancer and especialy on EUNE because rito thought it was a clever idea to disable the draft queue every evening
>Soraka is my height +3cm
MUUUUUUUUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEK
remember kids ,tall girls are cuter,smarter and will bear more fit children
Bots are easily doable 1vs5 ,you suck.

>Illaoi W is unstoppable, just like Ornn W
I mean, Ornn already sets the precedent for this change

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WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE CHAMP?

Why are you posting this? My heart sank when I saw it it's so beautiful.

Damn especially Vladimir he looks absolutely stunning in this.