League of Legends General - /lolg/

>new player avatar is fucking Gnar

Threadly reminder that I am the STRONGEST hunter in all of Runeterra and I routinely breed with Star Guardians before eating them! Butthurt rengarfags need not reply

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i havent legit seen a vi in weeks,even months,what happened?

xth for impregnating fox sluts

How is it that of the 8 games I've played since the missions this week came out, my team has only killed rift herald once, and that was SOLELY because at 10 minutes I ran straight to it as adc from base and fucking soloed it? What is it with retards not understanding this is a free fucking tower or diversion to do baron?

>Azir into Yasuo
>Azir into Orianna
>Jhin into Caitlyn
>Darius into Yasuo
>Darius into Maokai
>Darius into Non Godlio
>Darius into Poppy
>Darius into anything not named Teemo
>Darius into a bad Teemo

Fair enough. Good luck user. You're gonna need it.
I don't even like Rengar but if you are speaking the truth why is your win rate lower than his?

meta doesnt favor bruisers/divers assasins
other people do her job better

I am pleased with breeding this new form of autism

>When you feed your ass off, but at least you keep wards up and clear enemy wards as jg.

> People want this champion buffed

What if you woke up with her on top of you user? defenseless

Garen into Yasuo

and xth for raising your wife's kids.

fat hands couldn't keep up with the meta

Malzahar into Yasuo
>Watching him dash around while space crabs chase him down
Kassadin into Fizz
>Tanking his damage and curbstomping him multiple times with ult

uhhhh, try again sweetie the last time I checked my winrate was .55% higher sooooo

>Irelia to Yasuo
>Ahri to everybody not named Malz
>Leona to Sona
>Jax to Fiora

>tfw you like ahri and want to be an ahrifag but the ahricuck ruins any desire that you may have once had

that shit takes forever to kill so unless my jungler ganks top and pings me to do it I don't do it

>taking riots excuses seriously
>"were making a sex demon"
>"she can transform to whatever she needs to seduce her target
>"exept shes not actually sex demon"
>"she doesnt have sex"
>"she doesnt even make sex organs when she transforms"
>"all she needs is for you to touch her"

>lol dude making friends to play with is easy just add people after games

>guy adds me after the game
>decide to bite the bullet and be social for once in my life
>didn't say much during the game, figure they're allright
>queue up
>they choose mid and top
>find match
>they pick Yasuo
>types XD in chat after every other message
>literally the stereotypical child Yasuo main
>he feeds and cries in all-chat

Why would you lie to me lolg
Why would you let me believe being social is a good thing

Remind her that we aren't even married yet!

>What time is it?
>It's time to be reliant on my team

You thought tank ekko died? Foolishness.
His beaten corpse was brought to the deepest pits of Freljord, where, kept intact by pounds of ice cut from Sejuani (post-rework, pre-hotfix)'s very armor
After months of frosty empowerement, Karthus (pre-rework) used his necromantic powers to make Ekko feel a chill, the last one among the living
Ekko then rewinded time a thousand times to repeat the process and become stronger a hundredfold each time

Cower before Frost Lich Ekko (Specced in Frost Armor), and cling to your boots of swiftness, mortals, for the temporal paradox eats away like pure frost does

>Non Godlio
MY WINGS

YOUR FACE

When is this fucking season going to end
When is this goddamn game going to end
When is the torment going to end

ill be your yasuo-social friend

I just checked op.gg and rengar has a nearly 1% higher win rate.

I still don't even know quite how he works.

>new player
>gnar
Huh.

(take note that this involves using Glacial augment, or else you're just a pathetic arcane mage ekko trying to use your frost spells)

Making friends is a thing you continuously do, discarding the ones you find you don't really like and keeping those that you do.

Oh maybe you're right. Probably have to boost it up a bit this patch to make sure his new skin sells in the next one. After that I'm fairly confident they will gut him or rework him again LOL

Social in real life, user. Not in-game. Be me and have several friends above Diamond while still crawling my way out of Plat and no, I do not suck their cocks and duo with them

it's the build athene's first item on nidalee and be a second support to the fed ass tristana game.

reminder that all supports are doms

>having friends in lol
>not sucking their cocks for elo
>missing the chance to get to suck cocks AND gain elo

what the fuck is wrong with you

Is mundo jungle even a thing? he cant gank or duel

xth for Cute Ashe

Flue Edition

>Lolg talks about the meta
>There's assassins, divers and and such thriving in it with top winrates
>Vi's doing well and has a decent pickrate too
>Lolg says Caitlyn is as strong as ever
>She's doing worse than prenerfs
Hmm

>Get a Trist adc
>Lose
Interesting

Anyone else having issues with the launcher?
I keep getting a prompt to update shortcuts but they never do and it sometimes causes crashes

god that sounds disgustingly annoying

I bet that pseudo frozen mallet rune is going to get nerfed

>he can't gank
He can gank just not very well. Ganks rely on either your laners having hard CC for you or for them to be WILDLY out of position.

>or duel
Okay see that's completely false. There's VERY few champions who can 1v1 him mid-late game.

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only 14 days

tfw I still haven't hit gold

This is the biggest bust in league of legends!

Say something nice to it!

>i got insulted for having a 54% winrate with azir and 58% with veigar
Holy shit normals are where you find fucking retards

Brand is my favorite champion

I think this will get Lyiandries nerfed...

anyone willing to carry a plat shitter to diamond 5, i dont want the uggo border and dont feel like i have the time to be sologrinding games out

if interested post IGN, im NA

Yeah sure, I'm actually just starting my ranked climb again since decay made me drop back to plat. We should be able to make it easy to diamond. Add me IGN:ImThem

I want to git gud by myself, user.

the truth has to be told

Is glacial augment sleeper op?

>characters who excel in a barely coordinated setting are doing well
in other news, Fire is hot

You'll never get better at sucking cocks if you don't suck cocks, user

i unironically would love to get a fat boost by imthems autistic xerath gameplay

>want to play on the to try my favorite champs with the new runes
>its all blind pick shit

What did user mean by this?

What should I say /lolg/? Should I mention all the reasons why she is hated and why she needs a rework?

I mean,i already play udyr and shyvana how worse can mundo ganks be?

i got M6 on him but never tried jungling

If you say 'ggwp' kill yourself

this is why I don't play on the PBE outside the practice tool

looking healthy enough

They're ALMOST as nice as Eve's!

>ad is nothing but high schoolers and early-year college kids

I'm getting too old for competitive games. Please make a single player game set in the LoL-verse already, Riot.

I'd say you're further exposing why Veigar is fucking broken before Fiora will be a problem

I say 'gg my dudes'

Except they're all beta cuck cumsluts

what if i say "gg ez"?

Is there anything worse than cowtit fags?

>not saying "gg son"

I'll say ezpz from now on then

M7 from Top, only recently started trying him in Jungle. With Red Smite and ult if you get even a tiny lead over enemy Jungler you just completely dominate their Jungle and there's fuckall they can do about it.

I don't think so but the interaction with the slow items can give some amusing results especially against low mobility champs
Let me finish this game for the rune page

Footfags are high up there.

Was the W buff really that bad?

Do none of you type "good game"?

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>get into game
>"I'm home sick with food poisoning today. If I randomly look like I'm afk, I'm just throwing up a bit and will be right back"
How do you respond?

Dodge if ranked.

You forget furries. Nothing worse then furries.

Gay furries

furries = gay furries

I wish the user who wanted to impregnate you was still around.

>Tryharding in all chat

Jeezus. Do you want me to write a paragraph about how much I appreciated playing with them?

>an artificial health bar on top of your health bar is not health
>increasing the damage it takes to kill you in a duel is not what health does

user, why do you want an ADC with 2.8K HP?
At that point just play Urgot and build a Mallet?

Star Guardian doujin fucking WHEN???