/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Another week another thread edition

Previous thread of Jiang-Wei tier delusion:
Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=BlE4tQl-8is
Dynasty Warriors 9 trailer 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=as1iB6SQJLM
Good Zhang Liao's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=RyL4t8ozrKk
Good Cao Pi's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=NvDpE675cfU

Bulletin:
-KT confirmed a shit
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You and Cao Xiu are newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-Aside from the usual costume, informal clothes are confirmed to be in
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-He has no claws, he has no grace, this change is a fucking disgrace
-They took Sun Ce's fucking tonfas
-But Jia Xu kept his sickle, huzzah
-They took the fucking flute from best girl
-Guan Yinping, Wang Yi, Lu Lingqi, Ina, and Chacha are awful girls.
-Guo Jia no longer knows how to play billard
-Jyamada so fat, she makes Xu Chu look like Guo Huai.
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Warriors All-Stars out now and it's shit. SHIIIIT.
-Fuck Faggot Emblem, take it to (((feg)))
-Xu Shu confirmed clone with Cao Cao of all people

Other urls found in this thread:

the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22746
the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?t=18359
the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18873
xycq.online/forum/forum-97-1.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Thank you for editing out /feg/.

please kill me

Aw yeah, my kind of thread

Continuing on from last thread
3:3

That’s ridiculous

alright dummy, gonna help or?

May death come swiftly.

Pretend I didn’t notice

Pretend I didn’t notice.

Pretend to not notice, I'm too embarrassed to interact with people.

how about a touhou musou?

>None of you Lingqifags would put your waifu's life above your own
>literally worse than Jiang 'Doublewife' Wei

>KT made best girl even better
Move over Chunhua and Lingqucks.

After letting them die, do you go somewhere hot or cold?

Cold

I'd play it.

Brisk winter cold. It's fucking 80 degrees F here.

>girl

Can you even trust yourself?

I’m the only one

Sounds right to me

Yes, she's a girl. Fuck off with the Faggot Emblem secondaries back to your general.

Quick /eagg/ post your waifu.

0w0 what's this?

>Touhou All Stars
>get my dream team of Youmu, Mokou, Meiling, Utsuho, and Iku
I'll buy 50 copies

...

A crease you trap-loving faggot.
Fuck off already, you're literally worse than Fucktard Emblem.

at least my waifu isn't a man

At least my waifu fucks men.

my waifu lingqi has fucked several men, at one time.

someone break the deadlock

>Admitting to being a cuck

Trust no one, not even yourself.

can't blame me for being realistic

REVEAL CAI WENJI KOEI

Flip a coin.

ONLY YOURSELF

and it turns out /eagg/ was lu bu this entire time
now off to shack your daughter

>Quick
>It's Shill Jiang Wei hour

who betrayed him

Song Xian, Hou Cheng, and Wei Xu.

>Download rom and emulator to try out quiz
>Get Li Ru
This personality test is rigged

...

Give me one reason why I should spare you /eagg/

I don't have one.

It's a trick, don't tell him /eagg/

I am ready

Kill me.

LoJW translator here. Nice to see it's still being covered. I'll go ahead and do an AMA for it if anybody has any questions about the mod or the process.

>Is clearly a billiard cue and balls
>Game calls it Orb and Scepter
?

You all disappointed me.

Can you post a script for the writing/routes so we can appreciate the writing without failing miserably at tactics? Some portrayal choices for certain characters were quite inspired tbqh

Also
how does it end

>is clearly a fucking boat
>game calls it arm blade

How long did this take you to translate?

user, I'll show how it ends later, don't spoil everyone you nerd,

Screencap user here, the only questions I could have would've been for the chink author, like why Gan Ning-chan was like this.

shut your mouth you cheeky cunt come to shu and say that to my face

M'lady.

If you already have the files downloaded, the scenario files are the R_X files (the between-battle cutscenes) and the S_X files (the battles). You can open them with Wordpad to read the script text.

About a year in my free time. I tried to do one battle and associated cutscenes per week; there are fifty-eight battles plus the two endings, as well as assorted system text.

I've never been in contact with the author so I don't know the reasonings behind all the pop-culture references or some of the characterizations. Just tried to keep things faithful to what they had. There are some references which were completely lost on me that I tried to fill with something that seemed related.

You've noticed by now that there are a lot of Gundam references; unfortunately, I haven't seen most of those series so almost all of them that show up are serendipitous as to whether I get them right or not (although there's a very big reference later on which I did recognize).

Didn't you forget something Kongming?
Sima Yi is coming for your ass, boy

If it was SHOUCHUN! I! HAVE! RETURNED! I'm already well past it, I just needed an example of Gan Ning's degenerancy.

We live in a dark time, /eagg/.
Also, why Lu Bu is serving Xu You?

Old man Sun Quan

Not that one. I was actually surprised that "S[houchun], I have returned" was the matching reference text. The one I have in mind is closer towards the end of the fictional route.

It's time for the sneak attack on Jingzhou

Gun meme.

chinese meme

Who's the most lonely dynasty warrior

me :(

You can't fool me, Liu Bei.

Even bigger gun.

Wtf I'm gay now

lmao his hair

This is your Emperor for tonight.

gib link

Thankfully for you, I'm an actual Gundam fan, LoJW-translator-user! Assumptions include but are not limited to:
>You hit me!? Not even my own father hit me!
>X is a man's name! And I'm a MAN!
>hamburger

Jiang Wei found the cure for autism? What a twist!

Just passing by to die.

Will someone post the LoJW link for this thread?

Is it a mod I need the original game for? Because I don't know what game it is or how to play

the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22746 You don't need the original (Which by the way, is Legend of Cao Cao), though the optional soundtrack is strongly recommended.

Here it is: the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22746

It is a mod of the base game Legend of Cao Cao, but the link there is self-contained, it has everything needed to play the game.

The gameplay is similar to Fire Emblem or other strategy RPGs. Move around on a grid map and attack enemies, that sort of thing. Since Legend of Cao Cao is almost twenty years old by now, it's nothing exceptionally complicated.

>tfw you can kill Adou in LoCC

Thank you. Recommend playing LoCC at all?

I would definitely recommend that, it is a very good game considering its time. If you're put off by lots of Jiang Wei cutscenes, LoCC is pretty light on story and mostly sticks to the Romance-based plot (although it obviously makes Cao Cao the good guy).

Unlike LoJW, it has a real path-split feature about halfway through the game, where you can either do the "historical route" where you conquer Shu and Wu outright or a "fictional route" that involves lots of bonkers stuff.

>unironically thinking thats a "girl" or a "waifu"
You need a real woman, sweetie.

Silly user, the meter is actually between being a loyal minister or a crafty hero!

Get out, Jiggleboobs McSugartits.

Ok so what files do I need for LoCC? Half the links on the forum I found don't work.

Any other recommended mods?

You can get it here: the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?t=18359

As far as I know, the only other mod with an English translation is Legend of Lu Bu, which is almost identical gameplay-wise to LoCC, although quite a bit harder. That's here: the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18873

Most mods are created in Chinese. You can find a lot of untranslated ones here: xycq.online/forum/forum-97-1.html

Thank you user,

but half the links that OP posted don't work. I have to restart my computer because of the unicode thing (at least for LoJW) but I'll try anyways.

I have an unreasonable amount of sympathy for Jiang Wei and Guan Ping. Guan Ping well, actually I don't take back my sympathy for him, can't blame him for his father's sins, but Jiang Wei got thousands of people killed with his idiocy.

But I just feel bad for him in the popular depictions of him as a uselessly flailing idealistic moron with too much weight on his shoulders and no hope.

Why does post rock go so well with romance of the three kingdoms?

Where exactly did this haughty-ass Deng Ai come from? Was he like this in the novel?

well according to wikipedia the truest and greatest of all sources:

>Deng Ai became arrogant about his achievements in conquering Shu. He once bragged to the former Shu officials, "All of you are lucky to have encountered me, which is why you are where you are today. If you encountered someone like Wu Han, you would have been destroyed." He also said, "Jiang Wei is a short-lived hero. He pales in comparison with me." Some people scorned him for his boastfulness.[Sanguozhi 37]

Quoting

> (艾深自矜伐,謂蜀士大夫曰:「諸君賴遭某,故得有今日耳。若遇吳漢之徒,已殄滅矣。」又曰:「姜維自一時雄兒也,與某相值,故窮耳。」有識者笑之。) Sanguozhi vol. 28.

So, maybe? H

Oh shit, Deng Ai got to this guy before he could finish his next sentence.

goddamn could we not resurrect that ancient fucking candlejack meme for deng ai? The old days of /b/ when there were entire threads of people not finishing posts thinking they were so

>where is this in DW
>Where is Zhong Hui's rebellion at all even
>nothing in 7 but a conquest stage
>one for XL
>nothing but a completely unrelated, made up scenario for DW8
>two stages for XL
>??????? why do nothing with him

They have trouble paying attention to anything that happens after Chibi. I bet they all just watched the sangokushi anime.

When will she ever return?

>sat on the same mat is euphemism for slept on
>fujos, get on this ship

Pretty true desu.

You'd think Koei would play up Zhong Hui and Jiang Wei's relationship more. It'd make Zhong Hui's rebellion have more meaning as a twisted mockery of the last of Shu in a beyond useless, futile, wasteful gesture.