Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >serb besieged by TG immigrants. What is going on? >failed AME dump, jesus christ how horrifying >superb railgun memes
Don't just fucking copy the entire thread you troglodyte.
Evan Russell
i love eli woodim sorry i love eli wood.
Isaac Perez
this is a shitty meme character, say something nice about her!
Luke Fisher
if you ever pay money to have a shitty 32x64 sprite drawn as a character you're most likely a fan of penis
Carter Perry
>[citation needed]
Cameron Myers
I like how your eyes take up most of your face!
Ryder Young
>32x64 which server are you playing in that humans are 2 tiles tall vore?
Ayden Perez
>vote for deff
Jace Reyes
It looks like a male
Jace Scott
I paid $0
Nolan Hall
You play mining borg to deliver every material 8 min into the round, get swapped to secborg and then run around lasering people with your vtec, cooler, and illegal weapons module. Engi borgs cant duplicate unless some of it is delivered to begin with.
Easton Phillips
Penis and boypussy is superior, though
Charles Howard
Head and eyes are both ungodly massive. This is, in fact, my fetish. There this is my waifu
Juan Richardson
Security borg is a lame boring doo doo head
Samuel Sullivan
>Xenobio time >Reach black and adamantine slimes relatively quickly >"I don't know what to do now." >Lay down a bunch of golem runes >1 golem total >Slime-man him and give him a raincoat and heart >"I don't know what we can do now." >Make a beaker full of phazon and get a perfect combination on the first roll >The entire round goes so smoothly I'm aimless for the majority of it
I don't understand this.
James Phillips
The eyes are kinda big but is the head really that large? Looks normal to my eye, the legs look large and thicc
Connor Bennett
The human body is 7 and one half heads tall on average. From the head to the pelvis it is 4 heads, the the legs are 3.5 heads for most people, but especially tall people sometimes differ. Her head is about 33% larger than it should be. However, given she has massive breasts, she is still perfection.
John Sanchez
>massive breasts they're not animeHUEG
Julian Jones
>bar
Brandon Jones
Is it better to maintain secrecy or announce it when there’s a cult
Maintain secrecy: easier to do raids
Announce it: shitters will deliberately get converted, people know not to go in maint
Embrace it and encourage the entire crew join the cult. Then everyone gets greentext and nobody has to die. - T CMO
Jace Lewis
I can't do that or I'll get banned (Security) I would if I could though Cult is shit and I'd rather join them and end the round
Gavin Ward
Just accidentally suffocate somewhere and get cloned
Jose Nguyen
Security has way more scrutiny during Cult than Acting Cap RD/CMO/CE You think people wouldn't notice?
William Butler
Have the chaplain die quietly or wait for cult to kill him. Wait until cult is obvious enough then put E1M1.midi on and gettem valids until they manage to do the twister nar'sie summon, finally suicide succumb.
Charles Murphy
>implying you need to wait for that to happen
Anthony Martin
When you find out there's a cult call the shuttle immediately so nobody gets to have fun and then hide near the comms console with a shotgun.
Ryan Gutierrez
Every time I try a different server I gain newfound respect for our coders and coderbase. At least our server fucking runs correctly with a solid frame rate
Josiah Perez
We had a few godlike coders who managed to get us smoother and faster than any other codebase
Adrian Howard
Floors wet
Luke Edwards
Our code runs well because it so goddamn old and literally nobody knows how to fully read it. Every time I join a new server, I get depressed at how our server can never have their better gameplay mechanics because it's simply impossible to implement with how shitty out code is.
Justin Gutierrez
>runs well because it is old
t. someone who wasn't here before 2015
Gavin Bell
You don't know what you're talking about, punk.
Caleb Russell
>wonder why other servers have more features but lag to hell Most of the shit other servers have is unoptimised garbage that wouldn't pass a port PR
Jason Hall
The server used to freeze everytime the singularity moved one space, it used to freeze everytime someone printed something from the R&D console. Your memory is fucking shit mate.
David Smith
Yeah, have to get those silky smooth FPS otherwise you might not be able to get pushed on the first try.
Jason Wilson
>mechanic makes a general fabricator just for medbay, preloaded with the blueprints for advanced trauma kits
Zachary White
If only upgrading machines mattered.
Alexander Brooks
It's actually a gamechanger for Genetics, but Genetics is almost never staffed and nobody fucking cares about Geneticists for good reason.
William Gomez
Defending poor performance as a positive gameplay feature, nice.
Jayden Adams
on that note what should i be scanning as mechanic. no one ever finds anything cool like dice when i play it and everything else either wont let me scan it like jukebox, does let me but doesnt let me print them like health scanners and pill bags, is something antags never aim for so never gets broken or is so important people just instantly call the shuttle even when i tell them i have spare everything ready to go
James Campbell
>2561 >walk into bar >Professor Layton: Calm Afternoon starts playing
Isaiah Price
Handtele, chemdispenser, uhhhhh ...uuhhhh
Brayden Nguyen
>publically announce you are cult and accepting converts >make weird RP religeon so no on knows for sure if youre seriously antag >have people volunteer to be sacrifices and get them cloned for even more smoke screen >original cultists for performing any specific sacrifices needed might b cool
Jayden Clark
This post is dedicated to the souls that endured the great Labor Camp imprisonment of Ork Trade Post Pi.
>Upgrade genetics machine >Geneticist uses the other machine >Die inside
Andrew Carter
Honestly I would love it if you scanned the pill collector while you're scanning the chemdispenser. Pill collectors often go missing, and it's extremely crippling when they do if you don't have a plastic bag, and it's a PITA to get another one. On top of that, it's pretty useful to have more pill collectors, you can use them as a huge pill bottle, which is really useful too. Unfortunately I don't really have anything to give to you in return because you just scanned the chemdispenser, but still, that would be really helpful.
Nolan Collins
Telescopic Baton and Riot shields are fun to leave laying in the hallway.
Nathaniel Richardson
Don't medical crates come with pill collectors?
Zachary Morgan
yes
Luke Gray
Let me answer your question: >>>>cargo
Wyatt Bell
Which version of Byond is the most stable in terms of graphics and lag
Latest version both stable and beta lags out randomly and becomes unplayable as you cant see any characters move only the chat, relogging doesnt work to fix the issue you need to wait till round ends
510.1347 is a little better but the same thing happens
510.1320 doesnt lag out at all but the graphichs are glitched so you cant see what any character is wearing or holding wich is a major disadvantage in any round as you cant tell the difference between a botanist running down the halway and a nuke ops wielding an e sword
Jaxon Collins
>latejoin a few minutes late janitor >all my cleaner grenades are gone >order 2 janitorial crates along with other stuff >the other stuff arrives but the janitorial crates never do >"hey are my janitorial crates in?" >order 2 more later >they never arrive >cargo was staffed the entire time
Jayden Reed
when was this? I'm trying to remember which round this was.
Nicholas Cook
so yeah at the moment my plan is to go down the list from 510.1320 to 510.1347 and find a version that works
if anyone else has had this issue please tell me what you did to fix it
Brayden Sullivan
Last Wednesday, last round of the night. On bagel cuz the gimmick wouldn’t have worked otherwise
Luke Butler
was this when the captain locked a bunch of people in perma? I was afk like the entire round because i was fixing my pc
Jose Anderson
It's been a while. Has harmdragging been a good addition or not?
Austin Carter
I've actually tried to do that but both pill collectors and health scanners appear to be bugged. It will scan them. You can make the paper. You can put the paper in the machine.... but then nothing. They never appear as a selectable object. Trying to put more paper in will say they're scanned but you can't actually make them. Unless there's like a seperate machine for tiny objects the wiki never mentioned.
Lucas Richardson
Vox are for bullying.
Jeremiah Smith
Personal opinion: no, because it’s not “complete”. Harmdragging someone with 0% blood spewing blood everywhere really irritates me (not for cult reasons, but for janitorial reasons)
That aside people just ignore it for crit bodies and corpses and just throw the mutilated body in cloning
So I’d say it’s bad as is
Austin Thomas
>vox shows up at chemistry asking for ryetalyn >YEAH YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOUR KIND WANTS >give them 1 pill of hyperzine >every time they say they wanted ryetalyn instead of hyperzine I say YEAH I HEARD YA HERE'S YOUR HYPERZINE and put another hyperzine pill down >repeat until they go away or I get tired and pretend to be working
Gavin Lopez
>Play security borg >Doing rounds >Get told by the Captain to kill a vox on asimov >It begs me not to >Beat it to death in the corridor and no one even tries to stop me I actually like the vox too
Anthony Myers
Is it worth it as a new player to wander around as an assistant and 'spectate'?
Matthew Nguyen
No, every new players who does that says the same thing. They don't find anything interesting because they don't know how to seek out the interesting things that are happening on the station. Play Janitor, trust me.
Brandon Howard
>CLONING IS OP WOW LOOK AT PEOPLE CLONING ME INSTEAD OF DOING SURGERY AND GIVING ME A WHOLE BLOODPACK WTF NERF CLONING >make it so that anyone who goes into crit ends up in medbay with 300 brute and 0% blood >make is so that anyone who is caught in a radstorm needs a fucking brain transplant hmmmmmm...
Levi Reyes
Janitor was fun but I spend my time just wandering the main halls doing the same thing but occasionally slipping up people, then getting my bike or w/e stolen. Someone mentioned ordering crates, I didn't/don't even know how to do that, so there's a bunch of stuff that you probably could do with janitor, but if you don't know enough about the game, it's hard to know what you're even missing out on.
Plus, having a job is added responsibility, don't wanna be bad at my job.
Robert Sullivan
Try Cargo tech! You’ll learn how to hack and stuff. You can even visit the mining outpost to learn about internals, space suits, and mag boots.
If you deliver just 1 crate you will be doing better than a good portion of Cargo techs (it’s not that bad, heh)
Brody King
Cargo tech is definitely the comfiest job too. I'd highly recommend it, just due to how cozy it is.
Jonathan Foster
every time I don't make the OP it's utter shit what's wrong with you people
Michael Perry
chef is best beginner job it has no responsibility really but you can do anything that botany can do or even bartender you have a shittone of stuff you can try out + some advanced xeno biology stuff if you are feeling brave
Isaiah Myers
>late join >blood everywhere >clone and fix a few people >smash a shuttle window Nothing changes.
Jeremiah White
>security borg >doing rounds >not just dancing in the bar while waiting for the AI to see harm Stop trying to be sec.
Jacob Lee
>not looking for human harm in maint where the AI can’t see
Jeremiah Martin
I'm really getting sick of this meme I got to be honest
Christopher Carter
Objective new player job tier list: GOD TIER: Spending the entire round as security running around shooting slow or stationary targets in the practice room or playing laser tag, ignoring all duties
High tier: Janitor Cargo Engi IF someone else is on Engi to show you how to do stuff Mechanic
Okay tier: Chef Assistant Priest Shaft Miner if someone else is on it to show pick you up when you die to a goliath or traitor
Bad tier: Shaft if alone Enginear if alone All meme roleplay jobs that do not work on VG because we are very low RP like Bartender (AKA he's braindead) and IAA
Don't pick them tier: The rest
Connor Martin
As long as you make an attempt to be competent you're better than half the station.
Juan Thompson
Only when there's a janitor I wish it didn't have to make such a huge fucking mess
Oliver Ross
>Play diona >Every round has like 4 radstorms >Just keep working during them comfy as fuck
Connor Nelson
>order some monkey cubes for kitchen >crates arrive via disposals >no paper but no cubes in them >PDA cargo about it >"Sorry bud dunno what to tell you"
Fucking niggers
Gabriel Jones
>admitting to valid hunting
Daniel Gray
Usually I get ordered to do rounds on sec bot. Its why I rarely pick it.
Cameron Brooks
>Mechanic for a beginner Please do not, I'd rather be botany and teaching people how to grow stuff and make sick GMOs
Levi Nguyen
But security borgs are allowed to be sec they just have to make sure they follow their laws as well, so if someone tells you to let them go you do it.
Henry Williams
Earlier a guy yelled at me in med for killing a guy as a borg by dragging him and it made me wonder what I'm supposed to do. It was an alien attack and he was essentially already dead as was I from fighting it off. Am I supposed to leave him to bleed out while people with beds/medbot grabs him? Since dragging is technically harm
Parker Wright
>Chef orders a crate >Mail him 10 basic supplies 5 meats 5 garnishes and 10 fruits >He suicided when they spewed out of the disposal and made a mess of his kitchen Quartermaster. No sense of right or wrong.
Ethan Johnson
>sarahjohnson and een in the same picture Nuke it Nuke it from outer space
Parker Scott
It has multiple advantages - Lets you have a reason to visit everywhere - Lets you understand what everything does - Lets you understand station repair is a meme and anything more than a single tile of damage is a shuttle call
Alexander Cook
I usually join as chef to relax and just make some interesting meals eventually. When my kitchen is full of a bunch of crates I didn't order with a bunch of shit I don't need at the moment it stresses me out, honestly.
Hunter Hill
>Caring about human harm is valid hunting
Jacob Walker
>Play chef >Order about 30 crates of my own at round start >Cargo asks me to help, or throws a big fit about having so much ordered in the first 10 minutes >Grab a welder and mask while out, can quickly chop up the crates when mailed
Chef is a nice job
Jayden Bailey
>implying valid hunting greyscum is a bad thing
Landon Rogers
>vox >birb pick one
Zachary Cox
Reminder that vox are disgusting looking turkey mutants and not your "cute birbs :3"