/aog/ Attorney Online General

>Thinking it's the jap.
Heheheh

What are bro and Adam doing?

Fuck off, Hat.

Make me.
Oh wait, you can't.
I'll never be banned forever, all i have to do is whine and i get my way.

Well, looks like we are stuck with this thread.
We win.

It's either this one or both die, and i make another Anti-Verin OP.
I've got all night.

Since this thread is already a namefag shitshow I just want everyone to know that I hate Paradox and ILA.
I wish both of them could stop flirting and softerping everywhere they go.
They have also ruined Athena, I would be ok if they had ruined Blackquill but no. They had to ruin my waifu.
I can't even go to an area as athena without everyone going "OH HI ILA DO YOU WANT TO STENO? ALSO IS IT TRUE YOU ARE A GIRL IRL????" .
And the worst part is that Paradox won't stop trying to flirt with me during and outside cases unless I tell him I'm not ILA.

Oh yes, i concur.
ILA is a complete faggot who pretends to be Athena to cover up for the simpering pit that is their life. They think that by pretending to be a schoolgirl version of Athena, that they can escape from how much of a joke they are IRL.
And don't get me started about Paradick.
He tries to throw Verin under the bus every chance he gets to be like "At least i'm not him, right guys, haha?" When in fact he is just like him, if not worse for trying to hide how much of a shitter he is behind an even worse namefag.

>Fagfuldickish is lamenting the loss of his shittier thread to our superior one.
Get rekt scrub.

Can anyone tell me why Bro is encouraging people to use CC as a second lounge?

I do not give a single fuck about your petty namefag disputes. Let's talk about good cases that have happened recently.

The Lounge cases?

Go to for that, this thread is for dramafags who don't case.

Because, Bro is a twofaced son of a bitch.
He pretends to try and help our community, but all he does is bitch from his ivory perch and hide in the little circlejerk he has made for himself. Bro is nothing but as two-faced as the rest of the moderation crew, because they never really do anything about anyone or anything, and their decisions about bans and people are as changing as the winds.
Bro is trying to kill AO and turn it into a DanganRonpa server.

>going to a thread where rhoda has posted

>thinking we will go to a thread with Rhoda.

hi gato, don't worry he'll get banned eventually

Because, Gina is a twofaced son of a bitch.
He pretends to try and be ESL and cute in our community, but all he does is give up cases from his ivory perch and hide in the little circlejerk he has made for himself. Gina is nothing but as two-faced as the rest of the moderation crew, because they never really do anything cute for anyone or anything, and their ESL and cuteness are as changing as the winds.
Gina is trying to kill AO and turn it into a Gina Lestrade server.

Hum? Isn't that Namu?

>he doesn't want to be part of the Lestrade network
Then you shall be fuel.

I want to brush Verin's teeth!

You know what, while i'm here... Let's call another couple of fuckers out.
Darkuz is such a worthless piece of shit, that not only do they have to railroad to have fun, they have to additionally blame other people for when they fuck up a case or do something wrong, then flimsily attempt to cover it up with "haha, meow, let's be friendly" when a mod has to remind them not to witchhunt.
Fucking Fluffles is a pain in the side of the server, that even Paradickless and Vermin can't take anything he says seriously.
He memes cases then acts like nothing is wrong when it all comes burning down around him, and expects people to actually want to case with his Muslim Extremist ass.

Because, Lloyd is a DOUBLE DEMON FANG son of a bitch.
He pretends to try and SWORD RAIN our BEAST, but all he does is TEMPEST from his SONIC THRUST and hide in the GUARDIAN he has made for himself. Lloyd is nothing but as FIERCE DEMON FANG as the rest of the RISING FALCON, because they never really SWORD RAIN ALPHA about SUPER SONIC THRUST or RISING PHOENIX, and their decisions about PSI TEMPEST and SWORD RAIN BETA are as changing as the FALCON'S CREST.
Lloyd is trying to kill AO and turn it into a DEMON FANG server.

Oh man. Then there's Marisu.
He always has such "Sage Advice" for the server, but all he does is disagree with everyone, then get BTFO'ed when someone with half a brain picks apart his feeble mewlings.
I would laugh at him, but it would be like kicking the slow kid in the face when he climbed up the slide.
So instead i will feel bad that a literal retarded homosexual thinks that he can keep up mentally with people who have fingers not made out of dumb and buttfuck.

Are you guys just looking for someone else other than Verin to stir up drama over or is this for (You)s

I thought this was the start of an epic new maymay

I just hate everyone.

Reminder to thank your Stenos.

Do me next then

then why hasn't anyone written something about lupa yet

No. Now get out of my thread.

WHY ARE CHIAKI PLAYERS ALWAYS FUCKING TRANNIES.

ok gato/fclss/hat/emprah/adam/monoeye/snaikku/noise/natsuhi/milky way/gohanfag/fate/shitter

Lupa is gone, that's why.
No need to shit on his worthless ass when we have people like NSA to shit on.
That worthless whore can only baitpost people to cover up for her third world education holding her back like a niggers entourage at a KKK rally.
She is so stupid by normal human standards that she once felt a corpses dick up because she can't get dick any other way.

>giving Rhoda (You)s

>she once felt a corpse's dick up
What? No, seriously WHAT?

still no posts about that fag Cross?

Oh, have you not heard?
As a "Med student" in her backwards bean country, she had to work with corpses, some of whom she groped.
Never heard of "Angel Lust"?
Some corpses get raging boners.

That prick Atlus has it coming too.

How haven't you guys made anything about kazukino yet?

Oh man, and about that 200-ton ball of fun, Snaikku.
He has gotten so pathetic, that not only does he never case anymore, he has become part of the cancer killing AOV, the discord non-casers.
He posts and acts like he still cases, but it's all a lie to make him feel better about being a fatass worthless druggy living on the edge of a college campus so he can pick up pity strange from liberal ugly co-eds he need to knock off their annual pity-lay to the local Hog Pen.

Hi Verin

Well, I have heard of Angel Lust before. Still, who just talks about groping corpses like that?

Hi rhoda

Hi bro

Ugh, and that piece of shit Adam.
All he does is scream and scream about lewd conduct like some sort of reform school nanny, Then goes outside and passes out in the gutter on fire water like the filthy red-skinned savage that he is.
He is never helpful to anyone, other than shitty mini-bans he instantly goes behind and unbans as soon as people think they are gone.
He has no fucking spine, and is trying to turn AOV into a casino to make profit, because that's all his people are good for.

Hello thread. I have something to confess to you.

There are less stenos these days because of ILA.
She has been blackmailing most of us and forcing us to stop stenoing so she can have all the Ts.
That's all I had to say. Now I need to leave the server forever before s

I just hate Gato because he's a fucking nigger.

That's racist, user.

Oh, and that queermosexual Tommy Tamsworth.
All he does is go into trials and despairposts until we win or lose, then whines how horrible he is over and over again until people coddle him and try to make him feel better like a 48 year old man pretending to be a child to suck the milk out of a cheaply paid hooker's tit.
It's like trying to comfort a dying uncle, but he continues to shoot himself to get more attention. Eventually you just need to let grandpa die.

Gato cries when people shoot him in any casing format but makes fun of people crying about him dropping CTs in the CC everyday which kills casing constantly

Are there any "well known" namefags that aren't trash?

Then there's that fucker Payneshair
He shows up every couple of months and people are all over his dick so hard that they just let him win cases, like this is the make-a-wish foundation, and "Lazarus" as he likes to call himself sometimes is some sort of kid with downs syndrome so mighty it is killing both him, and the people he must burden with his existence.

Then there is that unimportant faggot called *Autistic Objecting*, this nigger is a namefag that isn't even fucking relevant. I don't even know who the fuck he is, that's how unmemorable his actions are. He's just a lazy faggot who never tries to do anything, and he's encouraging others to be worthless pieces of shit and ruin the community.

>thinking you can even do this like i do.
Step back, peon.
And that Autistic Objecting faggot is like if someone put a neglected child in the basement for 30 years, then let them out in a fit of madness. It's almost sad watching it flail across the keyboard because all it knows is that it exists and that it's life is torment. So to make up for it, the creature has to pop up and say "Oh look at me, don't i not exist?" haha.
We get it, you are a fucking nobody, now go die.

>Emprah
Why do you keep saying that? Only Verin calls him that.

cuz im a good person

FUCK YEAH, I'M RELEVANT

Hey now, Autistic is actually pretty decent at lead defense.

How the fuck could ILA be a girl irl and also have athena as their waifu and also be in a gay relationship with paradox?

FUCK YEAH, DOUBLY RELEVANT
i'd post that gif but sped up if i knew how to do it and i wasn't in the middle of a case
Sup Blazing/waf :^)

Complex motives, you see.

Is ILA even a girl?

Because it's simpler and more effective than king of memes or what ooc he's made up, but at the end of the day you know it's the same man just like how hat never changes.

>He always has such "Sage Advice" for the server, but all he does is disagree with everyone, then get BTFO'ed when someone with half a brain picks apart his feeble mewlings.

Shit on some more obscure namefags next.

Speaking of faggots, god do i have some shit to say about Fclss.
That Gayamus Maximus has a crush on literally the most sullen hag in the entirety of the community, so much so he went to where Anongrill lived and broke up her marriage in a Lupa-tier plan that made Tom from tom and jerry look like Albert fucking Einstein.
All he does is start up pathetic drama to escape how cripplingly alone he is IRL, and his extended absence is likely from his timely suicide.
Good fucking riddance.

No but Paradox is.

hi gato
he never left, not for a day
just because you don't know who he is without him saying it doesn't mean he isn't here all the damn time anyway hat

gato is just butthurt that people ruined his retarded aai clone format of "noire" so he doesn't case anymore

he likes to pretend like he's better than the faggots who idle in CC and don't case even though all he does is idle and write class trials at the last minute instead of casing.

>Marisu trying to keep up with the normal people again.
It's ok, buddy. Just let the people with brains not bogged down with dog semen talk.

Yeah she talks about ovulating all the time

>thinking i'm marisu
nice try gato

Wait. Is ILA that Athena from ACME?

I'M Gato and i know that other user wasn't marisu because i could actually understand his run-on sentence for once

How can we make Paradox confess his love to ILA?

Oh how could i forget about the community whipping boy, Verin.
It's like god took the time to mold him out of clay, threw it away, then decided that throwing it away was not enough, so he took it back out, fired it, and made his life an experiment in just how much of a fuckup can one person be.
Everything he touches melts in his hands like icecream dropped by a retarded niglet in the summer. He is so fucked up in the head, he hates himself as much as we do, and can't not making anything harder on himself to save his own life.
It's like someone trained a goldfish to shitpost, and that's all it can ever do. He will never learn, and killing him would just be a waste of a bullet.

Mango you peruvian piece of shit, i'm on to your little game. Another OOC you go by is "Idler" and boy is it fucking appropriate.

You have such a holier than thou attitude about non-standard cases "hur dur me never join noire aai ct" but you don't case normally either you faggot

Plus you advocate for shitty meme cases and are Verin's #1 dickrider

How about you an namu schedule a meet up then both blow your brains out so that AOV can be free from the two peruvian non-casing shits and NSA will have fresh cadavers to feel up during nurse school

>not even using a reaction image

Don't forget the worst of the worst, Anongrill.

Since this is filled with people talking about other people there are still fucking people people still haven't fucking talked about those fucking people yet so here is everything wrong with every fucking one please yell the fuck at me if I miss one.

Adam is an incompetent mod who only knows how to ERP and yell at people with caps lock and he fucking is incompetent.

speaking of incompetence jum fucking complains about everything even though he fucking doesn't know how to fix stuff and thus is incompetent.

and I hate all the rippers because they rip stuff terrible except for kekechi who is cool I guess.

mango is pretty gay desu

kazukino crashes cases though I didn't seem him case these past months.

Frozen thinks he is cool posting ray's had where ever he goes on discord but in reality, it shows that he is fucking gay and has an ego the size of his weight.

There's also Blazing and waf who are the same person

darkuz still plays minecraft and a shit caser and got banned on over servers and a shit person in general

Paper is exactly like Paradox but worse because paradox at least is running thought routes.

then there is some faggot called heckin who leaves cases because the witness said something that was considered a "meme"

ila uses her namedrop when she signs up

snaikku should stop playing jackbox

anongrill and namu are the worst mods in existence

trick needs to let us use her rips

nc needs let us use her rips

did I mention that mango was gay

paradox thinks he is cool calling himself cancer and ruins characters

Ila avatar fags and pretends to be a girl

anongrill is a trap

Ld is the only good person on this server which is why he became mod and not me

Liquid should stop hoarding rips and get started on ripping PLvsAA

Trick should stop hoarding rips and get started on going back onto AOV

Hydrafag, Fluffles and Kazukino need to stop jerking off with their autism chrono

in conclusion, aov needs a constitution.

>the other thread died
Checkmate Lawfuldickless.

What else is there to say about anongrill that has not already been said?
She is a decrepit hag, who has E-whored herself up the ladder of every community she is a part of, until she gets into the primo shitposting position and then neglects to do her job. She makes pets of the worst shitters on the server, and then turns them loose on us like the wicked witch and her flying monkey army. She has the server in such a stranglehold that she can falseflag DDOS us to draw attention away from how much of an undesirable roastbeef vagina she is.

You think this is fucking fun you little piece of shit? You think that shitting on others when you're a faggot yourself is entertaining? Do you jerk off to your own fucking egotistical point of views while you're literally the worst of the worst because all you do is complain about other people and fucking masturbating to your own comments, you think you are so fucking clever but trust me you are not. You are just like all the other filth in the discord. People who complain all fucking day without actually doing anything useful at all to this fucking worthless piece of shit of a community. Just fucking kill yourself already and stop wasting oxygen that I breathe you filthy fuck.

Hi Verin

We're so far into the meta I can't tell what's satire anymore

stop using your goddamn oocname as your callword you fucking faggot

why do you even need a callword? pay attention to the fucking case you signed up for

also people need to start stenoing again

no i don't mean dedicated stenos i just mean people in the fucking case writing questions and answers

if everybody did it it wouldn't be fucking tedious

oh and if you're going to sign up to be the fucking judge for a case then i expect you to actually properly play the role and not just use it as a glorified peanut slot

Hand out penalties, stop circular arguments, make people present proof for god's sake

Tell the courtroom to shut the fuck up. You know the actual judge characters have gavels for this exact reason but if you want to judge as some fucking sherlock holmes or adachi or cute girl #492492 then don't expect order any time soon

One more thing, you people need to show some enthusiasm in a case

How the fuck is it that everybody starts off "ready" but the shit is deader than my grandparents by the end of detective? I'm not saying everybody needs a gimmick but have someTHING like banter with the benches and witness

And by banter i don't mean petty insults back and forth, just actually talk to each other to stay engaged.

aov is in a bad place right now as far as casing goes.

Blame gato and emprah being utter children.

stop saying emprah verin you stupid shit

just call him japman like everyone else.

you mean just you gato