/palg/ - Paladins General

Nothing, nothing! I made the OP.

>Veeky Forums pass user cooldowns
POORFAGS BTFO'D

>Jenos
Eclipse skin is indisputably one of the best in the game. I don't know how they can top that. too bad I don't know how to fucking get it

Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde champion when

>Eclipse
Even his kikebook recolor is better.

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how does jew rez keep doing it

what in the ACTUAL F U C K !?

>that hard to get 10k essence compared to 150 crystals
Jew rez is really dumb

>champ legend keys are coming soon

this really shakes my bottles

I want /krg/ to go back to their shithole.

how would you know

Why did I just randomly get 15 crystals?
I was just playing my lvl 0 Tyra and when the match ended it said I won 15 of them.

Based Holt blessed us with free 45 crystals today for Paladins amazing Haloween weekend event

You fags are infamous for being shit.

Ying brings more to the battlefield than just heals!

Fernando is too pure for that purple crystal slut

I thought Fernando was trying to get Lian to go out with him from the voice files.

W H Y

HHHNNNNNGGGH

Because Pip

Cassie would be more appealing if she didn't have ridiculously huge breasts.

>you can't destroy soldier 76 healing
>but you can destroy grohk totem by sneezing at it
Really acctive my almond.

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Not a ripoff!!!!11

when is it considered new day in Paladins

I am not surprised anymore
This and the rentals will slowly turn the game p2w

Nice small perky breasts would be lovely

one hour and ~15 minutes from this post, unless it somehow depends per player

Fuck off gaylord

>This and the rentals
Wait rentals? What is it?

>get "win 10 games" quest
>suddenly on a losing streak for a week

that's actually only 6 wins, the 10 is "played games"

but yeah same here, been on a losing team lately

They are most likely introducing rentals at some point (they have been randomly showing up on the pts but in typical hi-rez fashion it's so buggy it's hard to tell) to rent a champion for some time and maybe even rent skins as well
Not really P2W but prices will probably go up with this like in other f2p games using this sytem

nah its the win 10 games for a skin quest. i know which one you mean though

>rent skins
Why
Just
Why

i need this...

actually, her arms are WAY disproportionate to the rest of her body, just look at them, they are like twigs of wood on a snowman
they look like somebody accidentally target them with the inflator tool on Gmod

youtube.com/watch?v=bSYD2DUBqAs
Threadly reminder that Hi-rez bases their balancing decisions with a spin wheel instead of using any logic behind them

>buy VIP pack for the 25 chests
>buy keys
>get nothing but gold cards and flairs
>only one legendary
th....thanks low rez

ITS A FREE FUCKING GAME
STOP BEING WHINEY POORFAGS
I BET YOU HAVENT EVEN PLAYED A SINGLE CENT YET YOU STILL COMPLAIN EVEN THOUGH YOU GET TO PLAY THE EXACT SAME GAME BUT ITH DEFAULT SKINS

No one working on paladins gives a shit about the game. The recent champions and balance changes are evidence.

>falls for blatant jew tricks
>gets jewed

My Ying has never engaged in such activities with other champions, and never will.
Delete your image.

Your boobs are showing, slut.

can't delete the truth

>wanted to concede at the 10minute mark
>retards vote spam no
>forced to play 70minutes of aids

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>squish squash, put your dick in my vag

>two clan fags did the worst
kek

this thread is not for you. gtfo

You guys have a general? I'm surprised, I would have only thought that Overwatch would have one, how many players even play this game? Does this game have any waifus?

you gotta see lawbreakers, my fag, that game rocks!

rip gigantic

Fuck you and buy lawbreakers.

lol so all you guys can do is look at an even emptier game?

what? are you sad? you seem sad. OW is so cool with the non-waifuposting and mercy cocksucking. Oh, dont forget, sweety, cant be toxic if you want some updates

Just fyi I don't play any shooters so I don't play Overwatch.

how do i play nando, except sitting on point with my shield like a retard

enjoy the stay :^)

I'm still waiting for the answers to my two questions

Nah, what made you come here anyway? Check the statistics if you want to know how many players are playing and yes, we do have waifus.

>does this game have any waifus
lol
Take scorch and incinerate, fireball people and cook them up, use ult to counter other ults like ruckus or bk and don't overextend

>cant figure things out by himself
At least 20k people, yes, we have some cute girls.

>some
Nigga every girl is cute and we most fetishes catered to

roflmao

U mad?

Evie is more than a fetish dumb no-quote poster

Trolololol

we got more than 8 heroes that are meta

When will the Magistrate let Terminus die? He doesn't deserve all this suffering.

I'm worried about the future of this game bros

hes a tool made from magic. he has no real soul

His fight is eternal, user.
All we can hope for is that he makes some friends with the rest of the champions, so he suffers a little bit less.

wait wait wait
enchanted key 75 crystals???
lmao they killed it

5 flanks v 5 damage
who win

Depends on the composition, but probably the flanks.

>hey, Holt
>ayo, whats in ya mind, Martini?
>do you know why they dont buy our keys? its an awesome deal
>i know how to fix it, and i garantee ya the art team will blow it out of tha park
>thanks, dude, i dont know what i would do without you

pretty close. I say it depends, obviously flanks have the advantage but are also higher skill floor

Damages have Explosive sultan and Balanced Arrowman, ez 4-0.

We give Holt a lot of shit, but if you look at the game as a whole, lately the art team are the only ones who look like they're even trying. Netcode monkeys are phoning it in, the balance team feels like they're lost in the dark, and whoever thought up these keys was clearly trolling

Yeah, art is obviously the only department worth anything

You leave Holt out of this, okay?

>get matched up with the same guy some last game
>he picked ying healer
>he's last pick
>see that the other team picked ying
>cool now he has to go an actual healer
>goes pip
ggezwpnore

So why was our "Halloween Event" so fucking shit compared to Smite's?

keked why are you comparing our superior game to dead as fuck SHITmite??

Why do our voice packs cost gold when smite's cost 200 crystals

>shitmite
It's shite you dummy

shmug