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>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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can we have non autistic OP images, atleast ONE time

Stop R63

factory news look like nerf guns field tested master race

Why does literally every Medic main in comp have brain damage?

>friendly pyro tosses the gas passer into a crowd of enemies
>start firing at them with my huo-long heater
>they light up for 80 damage worth of afterburn as well as the bonus damage from my gun

Because real medics are pubstomper non-pocketing medics

>tf2g is full of homos who hate women
Not big suprise

>

tf2 is the opposite of the most popular streaming games in that it's really fun to play yet really boring to watch

i don't even own most of the games i watch people stream

>it's really fun to play yet really boring to watch
think again youtube.com/watch?v=OalWDhYfdeg

quick someone post that engi frag gif

>4 cosmetics

what the fuck

i don't like watching regular tf2, but jump videos are great
youtube.com/watch?v=gnlt5iXCZD4

post more 63 so I can jerk off

Video unrelated?

because in comp players will whip you into a good healslut. medics literally don't play because its fun but rather because they know it allows other people to have fun which they find joy from

Yea but you wouldn't sit there in a stream and watch a dude fail jumps for an hour, would you?

>fail jumps
but i thought they did it all in one try ;_;

i beg you pardon? youtube.com/watch?v=D16wyzQs84Y

I want more alien fempyro

these aren't streams.

meme videos dont count.

Quake is better for that stuff.

Surfing is boring.

i never really liked the movement in quake. it felt like everyone was on rollerskates. also too fast for me, i'm used to tf2 and ut movement.

Is there still a way to do full color objectors?

Yes

What looks better?
Or should save my refs?

I hope all you are doing well.

1 and change the grenades to the mistaken movember

this one

Remove grenades, put 1 and 3 together

oh fuck we spooky as hell right now

>queued for competitive

selling cases is a damn pain in the ass with the authenticator

>plssss i just need to cap once plssssssss

i'm not forfeiting 1/3 of the round just so your incompetent ass can finish your contracts quicker

Remember to focus enemy contract whores and kick friendly ones near the end of the round

>kick friendly ones near the end of the round
devilish, come on user this isn't L4D2 Versus or MvM, at least not yet

i do with contracts that can easily be completed by just playing the fucking game

i give fist of steel heavies a pass because that one is near impossible whilst random crits are still a thing

>random crits will never be removed
>pyro will never be removed
what's the point

>Doing Hightower contract
>Teammate heavy starts gorging on chocolate and jacking off in spawn
>Eventually his almonds activate and he goes out to hump the cart
>"I'm just capping it to finish my contract"
>Initiate vote kick for cheating
>Dude gets kicked within an inch of ending the round
>Servers go down shortly after to apply the patch to remove the exploit
>mfw

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Why are you not using skins, goy?

I am.

strange clover camo is expensive

i think ive played with this retard a couple of times. He told me to switch off from medic when he and i were the only ones on our team.

>2 shotting a australium scattergun sunbeams unusual crouchspamming scout

>want to paint Powerjack
>nothing seems to fit very well, painting it sort of clashes with its makeshift look
>even if I did paint it, I'd be paying out the ass for anything that looks halfway decent
>at the end of the day, pay an exorbitant price to paint something that I only pull out to run faster

It's sort of depressing thinking about throwing more money in the incinerator for this game though, at this point.

>A good and sorta balanced viaduct game ends
>wanna play another match with the same people on viaduct
>all of them pick fucking 2farts
?????

>map specific contracts

>want Lumbricus Lid
>but i also want Bananades

how the actual fuck can people enjoy 2fort/turbine?

>Call him a shitter
>Point out I did all my contracts for this map without needing help
>Also I have the highest score on the server
>"Why don't you just do it properly like me loser?"
>They will never admit it's because they're not as good
I love bullying contract kids

Is this a custom hud or a mockup?

youtube.com/watch?v=hcQaDfMQmFA

>mfw
how come none of these items are conflicting?

cause medic is irrelevant

what skin to use on wrench and minigun pls answer thanks

Literally none.
Get the Iron Curtain for heavy and use a jag with a good skin or the necro smasher.

>hour-long 2fort and turbine games when it only took 5 minutes to complete their contracts

I still miss fat scout

youtube.com/watch?v=7shqb9gmKm8

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange Park Pigmented War Paint (Factory New)
very niice yes

>He isn't good enough to carry his team through a stalemate
Explain yourself, do you main Pyro?

going afk for 2 minutes gets you kicked and you lose your contract points

why do niggers feel the need to play spy on fucking koth

The engineer... is engy-here

because backstabbing is fun regardless of the game mode

>medic
>irrelevant
>not even giving me a (you)
what is wrong with you?

Sell a bunch then authenticate all at once

>dragon slayer paints going back up in price

Looks like the match schedule finally got updated. SVIFT NA playing back to back games tonight, I guess they really don't respect Velocity at all. First match is SVIFT NA vs. Velocitiy, details here: teamfortress.tv/44318/esea-s26-w6-svift-na-vs-velocity-esports then they have a game vs. Froyotech here: teamfortress.tv/44316/esea-s26-w6-froyotech-vs-svift-na
Also note that SVIFT NA has dropped Thaigrr completely, moved Highfive to scout and picked up marmadukeGRYLLS.

>really like suijin
>fps drops by like 100 on that specific map
fucking WHY

unoptimized foliage, unoptimized props
i guess

Large open map, making you render a lot of the map at once, as well as being very detailed.
Poorly optimized in general.

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Brass beast does the same.

I started playing again recently and I just realized that my demoman setup clips pretty badly, how sad.

Also, does anyone have a cheapish good looking medic loadout?

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>Hit sell
>Hit confirm
Are you autistic

this artist seriously has no idea how breasts work

what jag skin then

hunt more like parrot

Let's do this.

Pinkie Pie's own friendship thrower

Spyro

The rear roaster

sorry, i know im bad

Fluttershy's dildo

*burns your back* :3c

get your lol on @ Veeky Forums.org/vg/tf2g

I like feet

Dragon pussy best pussy

OwO whats this

HEAR THE DRAGON'S ROAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bad Dragon

*gropes your bugle*

*notices bulge*

wtf is your resolution?

wtf is this

3

traps are gay

boner >:3

Big ol' Dragon Dick