Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Then go there faggot

oh fuck im spooked guys help

int is shitskin land

insiderbro here.

everyone with an anime profile pic on steam will be HWID banned on dota 2 on november 1st.

>support my carry my ass
what did she mean by this?

>play unranked AP
>random heroes every game so i can try them out
>get bullied hard because im not pro
>"you shouldve at least watched a guide"
>implying im going to alt tab for 10 mins while the game is going to watch a youtube video

is this the state of this game?

and d2g isn't?

at least there they're hit by the flag autoshibbolether

what's the best halloween hero

GIFF DIRETIED AND CUMPEDNIUM FROGGO

there's a skeleton on my screen I repeat there is a skeleton on my screen send help

>i'm bad and have to exploit new heros and skills to get mmr
trap
sprung
kid

i cant stop thinking about her like she mean's everything to me.
Im tryna be pro dota 2 gamer to show her i can be the very best but i actually killed everything i supposed to have lol

stop alttabbing out of your bootcamp artour you dumb fuck

undying
the enemy will be spooked to tears by the fact that youre actually willing to play that dogshit hero

that's very interesting pablo

Skeleton King?

aren't you streaming bulldog?

skill = mmr, kiddo.

>undying
>shit

explain your reasoning

When is the next shuffle period?

Status on patch notes ?

>has a nonskill(tomb)
>only good early and somewhat lategame if you build him with a core role in mind(aghs+mana,armor,hp)

3 months moon, hang in there

w-what happened to this website
too spooky

looks like cosmo

i hate the way the armadllo looks. if they just removed his hat he mightve been okay.

STOP DEADNAMING YOU SHITLORD

>wake up
>no patch notes

its like you guys play the game anyway rofl

The hat is important though.
Makes it easier to sell cosmetics since modellers can just give him a new hat.

since 2006, never gonna give it up

>wake up 6 hours ago
>do nothing
>still no patch notes

yep thats def why they gave him that garbage

>gameshitters

guys that dancing skeleton in the corner is really spooking me out

i genuinely can't imagine anything more miserable than having no attachment to this game but still choosing to come here

I wish we could keep this style after helloween, orange glow on purple background looks dope af

>what are esports, the reason that
>Veeky Forums
>/d2g/
>dota 2
>all exist

hmmmmm

why would you care about esports for a game you don't care about

gameshitters mean you're part of the thirdie containment exe

>watching esports instead of playing in esports
lmaoing @u

holy shit fucking skeletons and shit
At last gookmoot is keeping up.

you didn't answer my question
you just spouted gulag buzzwords

I just played a game of dota 2 AMA

what is it like living with autism?

could be worse

did you win

Press F5

yes we somehow won

did you have fun

I miss you bro ;_;

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why is valve working all the way through the night?

Are they on crunch or something?

Does valve have nightshift + staturday/sunday work?

Is the test client coming out today?

did gaben finally snap and force tf2, csgo, and dota 2 devs into an extreme crunch time to make updates?

Did your iq go down?

has always been like this every single big update to every single volvo game

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no, am and pa afk farmed the whole game
yes

>it's the "you've got me dead to rights so i'll just say buzzwords mean you don't" meme
glad this one is relegated just to d2g tbqh

If I go to sleep, whats the chance i'll wake up to patch notes?

How the fuck is it fair that Solo gets a second chance but Smash does not?
Especially since pretty much all tournaments now are valve events so Smash actually can't compete in anything.

does anyone want to play a casual and fun game of dota 2 with me

add me on steam steamcommunity.com/id/swayzesghost

>You cannot grasp the true form of IceFrog's patch!

>wake up
>no patch

i'd rather add adelaide

fucking zero you nerf
if the patch comes out today its atleast 10 hours

I thought you died from cancer, PSG? How are you still posting this

solo was first to break the rules

are you suggesting that im going to wake up and there will be no patch

NEVER
EVER

>he doesn't sleep for 12 hours at a time.

It might be if they think one case was more severe and the monkeys did more organized matchfixing, while Solo was just the dumbass meme man acting alone and doing it once for
>322 DOLLAROOS

>not knowing the fact that Solo did the whole shit BEFORE there was a rule and Smash did it AFTER the rules were made
as expected of you Peruvians, you fags are idiots

yes
>oversleeping
pleb

who is the narcissa of dota?

>oversleeping
More like overgaining

>Solo is 6k
D O T A R D S?

Didn't Solo only ever get banned by Starladder?
Pretty sure valve never did anything about him.

what the fuck happened to cosmo? is she on drugs

tiago

Did xir actually shave his head?
Jesus christ.

>she

The reason Solo never got a ban is because Solo is Dota itself

he feel for the "the reason you're depressed is because you were born with the wrong sex" meme, kids nowadays believe anything

literally how the fuck can you be born the wrong gender
i know im retarded for seeking logic in mental illness but i just cant wrap my head around it
jesus christ

the same way people are gay

i'm a ghost

as a guy who knows actual trannies, HRT does not fuck you up anywhere near to the level that cosmo is fucked up
cosmo is a special kind of fucked up and HRT was not the reason

hey guys i catfished a dude in dota 2
how big is 210 pounds?

she said she didnt like her receding hairline and just wears dfferent anime style wigs now

idk but people who are lost believe this shit, change sex and kill themselves way too often

a bit packing but not quite fat