/owg/ - Overwatch General

Whoever came up with this sheer 'fisting' of a balance change can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement a hero that wasn't balanced by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle B) Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually PTR test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to SuicideWatch since you've used up your allotted hero changes on making Mercy OP as fuck. Fix Hanzo's scatter arrow. Fix bastion. Rethink your arcade only to get weekly lootboxes bullshit (make QP count toward them). Fix all the buggy motherfucking hitboxes (I suggest you let whoever made the Reinhardt charge fixes do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Bring no limits back. Fix the next hero you plan to release (just guessing it's already fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE hearthstone team over to fixing Doomfist AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Doomfist, you jackassess will be the only ones playing FFA Deathmatch.

Full facial scarring would probs change her face too much for a PG12 (Google that shit, it isn't pleasant). You can write true horror without clear visual horror, just look at Majora's Mask.
A small burn mark from her ear to under her collar would have got the point across fine. Either way, I think we can both agree that the writing team is fundamentally shit

Reminder that DPSubhumans die instantly without their guardian angel

She's so ugly in game. Urgh.

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I always do, even when I get a card!

I want Tracer to cum in all of your butts

You're late to the party

Reminder healsluts crumble without their DPS boyfreind or their Tanks

Really? Looks cute to me.

>Using cumrag as an insult when posting sombra
Uh....

>play Mystery Heroes
>spawn as Mercy
>oh boy here we go
>don't do shit all match but still manage to drool myself to victory
>get some neglectable card at the end
>instant 5+ votes

Meanie! Tracey is cute no matter what.

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>legacyofsteel.net

Pick mercy or lose

Post Halloween pictures!

Aren't you so glad you all pushed for a rework and gave it your approval :>)

most punchable face in the game t b h

Mei's face is infinitely more punchable than Tracer's cute face

please don't use the term "cumrag"

She's not cute when shitty comic artists draw her.

All the easy low hanging fruit skins blizzard could easy drop for most character groups

>lab coat scientists
>overwatch agent skins for talon
>talon agent skins for overwatch
>blackwatch skins for everyone
>mondatta zenyatta
>viskar lucio
>slums symmetra
>JUNKER SKINS FOR ALL

Lena loves Halloween

needs a slight bush peeking out

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>tracer shitposters are on the prowl again

shut up cumrag

Loves it so much she doesn't have a costume after two years.

I'll have you know that we didn't like either of the reworks. We were just fighting D.Va from having a 540 damage burst instead. Now that would have been fucking cancer if that went live, have you even seen D.Va's current pickrate already. Imagine D.Va with the power of a Doompunch, without having to charge it.

was there already a reset?

Not your safe space, cumrag.

Reminder that Tracer should have a critspot on her chronal accelerator that explodes for 100 damage to ally and enemy alike if she's killed by a shot to it.

Ready for Blizzcon?

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Reminder that Tracer should have 200hp and be able to blink vertically.

Quick reminder no reason to panic at the moment. Even if it isn't immediate, it would be economic suicide if they didn't at least tease/show it in a beta state.
Don't forget that Doomfists' only teaser was given a mere 2 days before he was revealed. We don't have to panic until another 2-3 days have gone by.

She shaves to reduce drag

wow overwatch is shit
enjoy playing your lefty garbage

As long as he's still pining for Ana.

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Lena was poor and couldn't afford one. Don't bully her over it.

I'm more of a cumhole than a cumrag

The state McMeme was in in that bar in Reflections, I'd be surprised if he even got it up.

you're literally just a portable healthkit learn your place

cumrags have no dignity, meaning tops are not cumrags

ok cumwhore

Best Halloween boyfriends.

Ew. Widow looks fucking terrible.

>still wearing the mask
Gabe please, I know its halloween but give it a break..

The brown kids can’t afford proper costumes.

oh geez i sure hope this is safe enough for a b̶l̶u̶e̶ spookboard

My place is carrying you to victory, DPSlut
Also your beaner waifu is shit tier

>nigh bang on 2 mins apart
Curious.....

more like you can't afford a new joke for a different thread lmao

Sombra was clearly a cumrag when she was a useless young brat who couldn't hack the planet and needed money.

reminder to not give any candy to any niggers that dont live in your neighborhood that come there just to steal your candies

Found the mercy main

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT WAS CANON, THEY FUCKING BACKPEDALED ON IT! HOW FUCKING COULD THEY??
I HATE BLIZZARD AND I FUCKING HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. STOP RUINING MY FUCKING SHIPS YOU HET PIECES OF SHIT

Sorry was looking at discord lol

>Mercy mains need validation for their easy job
>Zen's, Lucio's, Ana's and Sombra's all heal without asking for anything else-because that's their fucking job in the first place.

>blink vertically
you mean fly?

I mean leap.

What's an Overwatch player's favorite car? The Mercury Tracer!

I'm not sorry

HEPPY HALLOWEEN!

Well wat do? What would be the best hero in this situation?

>mercy main
>judges other people's taste
>thinks their above the team
where is your owner and why do they let you think this is ok

and now she isn't, unlike the 40 year old semen disposal

I don't understand how to play tracer. Her range is too low while having small health. Most of the time that I get killed by one is because she started by shooting my back.
Is that the only way to do it? You can't win a "fair" fight?

which girl will wear the lewdest halloween outfit for attention?

Hanzo ofc, maybe Doomfist.

This will never be funny.
>inb4 he calls me gay because I don't like his shit post

Whatever DPS you're best with. I've won with 6 DPS comps against real ones in QP. It wasn't easy, but it can be done.

Sombwhore

Want to see loli widow creampied

Just git gud at tracking.

Basically, also no such thing as a 'fair' fight in shooters. If he dies, he dies.

Dva

>there is people on this thread who didnt get the Halloween achivements on the first 4 days

Good choice, user

leaker here
the hero that will be revealed at blizzcon is a tanky healer. screencap this.

WHO WANTS TO GRIND OUT THE ACHIEVEMENTS TONIGHT?

US PC

LETS FUCKING GO

GET THAT EXTRA EXP FOR BOXES FOR GROUPING UP TOO, IT'S A WIN/WIN

gay

I play soldier already. I just find weird the low range thing with ger.

>yfw Hero 26 is fun
>but the game isn't

I don't have one yet
Also Sombratards literally have no taste, which explains how you've deluded yourself into thinking she's somehow anywhere close to Mercy's beauty

You need to get within close-medium range to actually deal damage. Her guns do enough damage to kill

You need even faster tracking plus cooldown management to get close without getting killed.

>MFW arcade resets in 5 minutes

>not getting all the achievements in one day
Get on my level

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WHY?!

Junkenstein (normal) is too easy, but every single time I play (hard) mode, I die at the same fucking point. The Summoner is at 1/100000000000000 and suddenly a team wipe. I've played Ana and 76, the only two characters I don't struggle with in normal. Nothing helps. What am I doing wrong?!

This was my literal feel when Ana first came out.