/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Low Quality Edition

Previous thread of spookies:
Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=BlE4tQl-8is
Dynasty Warriors 9 trailer 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=as1iB6SQJLM
Good Zhang Liao's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=RyL4t8ozrKk
Good Cao Pi's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=NvDpE675cfU

Bulletin:
-KT confirmed a shit
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You, Cao Xiu and Xin Xianying are newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-Aside from the usual costume, informal clothes are confirmed to be in
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-He has no claws, he has no grace, this change is a fucking disgrace
-They took Sun Ce's fucking tonfas
-They took the fucking flute from best girl
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Warriors All-Stars out now and it's shit. SHIIIIT.
-Fire Emblem Warriors is also out for those who still care
-Reportedly, DW9 will have a roster of exactly 90 characters so that's all the new adds we will have. (Unconfirmed)

Taishi who got to keep his weapon and your favorite character didn't.

What if he is my favourite character?

>Xin Xianying
What did Koei meant by this?

this was such a predictable add

damn son, look at those thighs

why is ω-Force so good in character designs, bros? it's like the only thing they're good at

They forgot a new female add so they whipped her up last minute.

I'm not even mad about that because I like Taishi Ci. And the rods.

From the looks of it she's young, like she's around Xingcai's age. What a disappointment. If they were looking for a young girl to add they could've just picked one of Cao Cao's daughters.

>desperate hoping Cao Pi does literally anything better than 'kicks Zuo Ci's ass'

Cao Pi will get a "depose emperor" mission where he has to Xun Yu in order to get the throne.

>has to kill Xun Yu
obviously

he sunny boi

What is this?

>Birth: You
Me?

Dynasty Warriors for PSP, and no I don't understand what this actually means. he sunny tho

why would you play that shit, just get warriors orochi 2 or 3 on it

>implying sunny boy is not worth playing
for shame user

>Takes out the funny burbs
>But doesn't replace them
>Fapbait added instead of another Cao

What do you guys think of this?

>Xin Xianying
I guess. At least she exists and is a smart person.

Fuck, Chen Gong gets the sickle? Why Koei why?

>bench was a cool weapon ruined by DW8's shitty AI
>DW9 has more aggressive AI
>remove the bench

Thanks Koei.

I can dig it. Its not 'who the fuck?' Tier like Koshosho in SW4.

The bench was terrible

>Chen Gong gets the sickle
No fucking way, the sickle is shit.
But if it's true then that makes Gan Ning the only non-strategist with the sickle.
RIP scroll, it was fun while it lasted
>Pang Tong with the fan
Could be a skin like Yu Jin's trident; I don't think he'd get to keep his moveset unless Zhang Jiao becomes his clone.

>aunt and mentor to Yang Hu
>the possibility of Lu Kang and fleshed out Late Wu

Is he right?

Pretty much

I'd only want Sima Yi's daughter if she's a genderbent, verbally abusive Sima Shi.

Then what's the point? She'll just be Shi but with a vagina instead.

I don't understand how anyone trusts Koei to make good decisions. We got all four fucking Guanspawn before Liao Hua or Zhang Ni, who we might never even get in the first place, who knows. We got Wen 'Does nothing' Yang instead of Guanqiu Jian, a much better add in Wen Hu, or Chen Tai as well, and we have a completely worthless Zhong Hui who doesn't even do what he's famous for, aside from one meaningless, pointless, literally-made-up stage in 8.

Though with the way the story's done now, and this add in particular, maybe we'll get his rebellion done right for once.

>She'll just be Shi but with a vagina instead.

I see, you’re just a pervert!

Jin was a mistake.

>wants new characters to be directly related to existing characters
Boring
>wants pants
Gay.

t. sleepy lizard

Who's the new guy on the bottom left?

Wait, I meant right. Fuck, I'm retarded. Shit.

Xin Xianying

Xu Huang

I fail to see how not wearing pants is a dumb choice. In fact, even I'm not wearing pants right now.

Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with hi-
>Also they decided she shouldn't have pants for some reason. Dumb choice
Fuck this faggot.

>no Dong Bai

>In fact, even I'm not wearing pants right now.

Same.

For Shu its mostly bad, but they made good choices for Wu and Wei.

People are freaking out over the fact that Xin Xianying might be a Wei add and not Jin

>Axe
>No pants
>strong political and tactical advise

Xin Xianying is a genderswapped Deng Ai

She's not swole enough to be female Deng Ai.

Yeah, because going by past KT's logic, she should belongs to Jin instead. But for some unholy reason, she is categorized as Wei instead?
Why though? I tell you, it's a master ruse to divert people attention from the fact that she's a clone with Xu Huang.

They're not doing a good job of that considering they're on the same spread. I'm pissed that Wei has clones within its roster. Only Shu and possibly Other was spared from that disaster.

Well fuck. They hid Deng's Thighs this time so they showed off his genderswap's thighs, kek

But you didn't give him his Tonfas back.

>Sima Shi still gets no wife

Literally who?

>I'll teach you the basics of strategy!
>Some you win, some you lose
>*retreats*

>Some battle you win, some battle you lose
At least quote it properly, you unculture swine.

>rotk2 is on iOS but not on android
Fuck you Koei

That is pretty basic, yeah

To come out alone... This ought to be good!

>tfw late period never ever
>tfw they will stock up Big Dong and yellow turban shit until even Yuan Shaos cobbler has a spot
>tfw being a Jin fag is suffering

>they probably won't even do the early period right anyway
>probably no Sun Jian campaigns beyond Hu Lao and 1 (one) fight against Liu Biao like usual
>probably won't even reuse the eunuch stage again
>everything is suffering

suzuki was a mistake

>muh REALISM
>muh not wanting to offend china with sexy
>muh open world meme
>muh resell you weapons as dlc scam
>muh season pass

yeah he needs to be lynched.

You'll forgive him when you see Pang Tong's design.

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I want Kou Shimalabimbam to direct the next DW game

>Liu Shan back to Rapier
Fuck this, I've lost all hype for DW9

>liu shan back to rapier

I mean I saw it coming but still triggered.

it's more likely than you think

He was doing so well until the pants part.

When will Dong Tuna finally get the respect he deserves from KT?

>draws him as if he's holding tonfas

just kill me now lads...

>Also they decided she shouldn't have pants for some reason. dumb choice.
stopped reading there desu

Why is he so perfect brehs?

that'll be in the DLC weapon season pass for $45.95 which will get you the first 8 weapons back.

I'm a simple man. I see a cute musou girl, I fall in love with her.

I would like to have sex with Xin Xianying.

I mean, Jin's going to perpetually be in this position because they're so far behind the three kingdoms in character count. At least she likely blocked Xiahouji from getting in; Zhou Cang and Xun You are the most superfluous adds in DW9. I suppose that's a better track record than DW8 where every Shu add was worthless and Jia Chong singlehandedly killed Jin, though I guess we need to wait and see the final game.

If only Archlich didn't disable his submit box, I could show him why she doesn't have pants!

>Weifags killed DW9
Bravo ambitioncucks

Without Musous of course.
Which will be added in Season 2™

>Shingen

God, I hope the Dong Zhuo 'campaign' for DW9 is more than just Si Shui and Hulao, maybe the Turbans or Liang or something, I need more of him in my life.

I want a campaign where Dong Zhuo cuddles me snuggly

alternate costumes leaked on JP store

I'd actually like to see Dong Zhuo start off as this massive heroic tank that fell from grace.

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Seriously though, that user that said man shoulders is right. I don't know why they had to make her like that.

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Does he have a point?

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It's not worth worrying about, we've known for trillions of years that KT's adds have no real rhyme or reason behind them.

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Noice

not nice

Not a single one of their heads looks right for some reason.

bonus Wei Zhao Yun

>ZR with shortpants
Clones and season pass are forgiven

They all look like cheap hookers that you can find in the streets of Hong Kong

I would actually play as him if he had this outfit in the base game.

Report this man for misogyny. Finally the Shufags of Veeky Forums can bring down his ambitions!

I would only take Diaochan or Yinping or Yuanji out of those, maybe SSX

SSX looks cute, Wang Yi and Diao Chan looks alright, the rest just look like shit. Hopefully with actually DW9 model renders they look better.