/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>only 18 apples left
A-atleast I got the CE. I-It was totally worth it right guys?

Go back to /fgog/, retard.

t. Liznigger

So this is the power of Arts memes. No one even died.

What?

IS THAT A V

All I need is two hears and two pages for my fox wife.

She is also handsome! I want to call her aneki!

Fuck off, Melvinposter. But keep giving attention to the lizshitter

>D-Do you want to see the HF movie together user?

Fluffy Servant

What does Liz's breath smell like?

Stop making me masturbate to Medb

IS THAT A POOSAY

Tell me, /falter/, do those foreign god hearts really drop?

>tfw no nerdy OL gf

I only got 50 left, could be worse

If I have 23 AP now will I reach 40 before the event ends? So I can do 2 more runs of Lunatic party

Febreze when?

Female master is pure and NOT lewd

Jolly ranchers and mouthwash

Sure, you're paying though I spent all my money on quartz for some gacha rolls

Her vagina looks like an axe wound.

Who are you

>last login 49 days ago

I have logged in everyday since launch and have never spent an apple, but I only have 46.
I call bullshit.

rip memufags

SAY
MY
NAME

SAY MY NAME

You mean OLD MAN SEMEN

OHOHOHOHOHO

Smelly asshole girl

Heisenberg?

I can see keeping someone on your list who has grailed or rare servants but why hang on him?

Still has a better support setup than half the people on my friends list.

I guess he likes using 2* servants?

>no HP drop
I used all my luck on NP2 Tamamo and a Maid drop.

Saber has such a pretty nose!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

You'll reach 40 in 80 mins.

How can ufotable even compete?

Thanks for all the pumpkins I don't need DW.

>tfw no Gudako gf

Can you play this game on PC?

Are there 80 mins left though? Its just says "2 hours left" which could be anything from 61 to over 100 minutes

>gf spends her job around dozens of sweaty fit men in high stress situations
>what could possible go wrong

Who's the Stheno/Euryale clone

This image REALLY makes me want to be a dentist.

>tfw suddenly realise the event is ending VERY SOON
>only used 2 apples so far, but even if I could use more I don't have time to
>score my next evil cat kill as I read this exact post
>it's a lewd Iri

HUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA

*steals ur sword*
*teleports behind you*
*turns ur sword into a feather duster*
*teleports behind you again*
*kills u*

Sorry, I assumed you knew that the event ends when you get the login bonuses. You'll make it.

Your vagina looks like an axe wound

>exchange 5 tickets
>try one more time for Tamamo
>nothing but 3* CEs

gudako is the thinking man's waifu

yes

yorokobe

think she's the MC's crazy sister from Prototype, I may be wrong

Wait, THAT prototype?

Cute armpits

Sometimes I've wondered what it'd be like as a dentist treating cute girls, since I kind of have a mouth fetish. In reality it'd probably mostly be old men with horrible teeth.

BIG NUKE BOY

I kind of want to watch the anime now despite being memed on for the shitty animation.

You deserve the worst for expecting the best.

Dental assistant here - trust me, there are few things more disgusting in life than dealing with some fat, 50 year old guy with a horrible case of halitosis and a mouthful of rotting teeth because he never heard of a toothbrush.

Dealing with cute girls is okay because I kind of enjoy digging around in their mouths, but lots of people would probably find it gross.

Don't give up fellas, 3 hours and 21 apples later it came. Don't lose faith go go go!!!

>2 hours until I waste my pitiful quartz savings for probably sumanai at best
>This is waver's only solo rateup ever
This sucks.

Taiga should stop playing around and get serious.

typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Manaka_Sajyou

Jack is cute!

does his dick have poison cum?

for the record I'd rather have death by poison gae rather than a liz thread

>The Bird has a tie and top hat too.

>bird in a tophat
Fuck, these formal CEs are all amazing.

>commies get elected
>neets who haven't brushed their teeth in decades come out in droves to take advantage of their suddenly free dental care

Which female servant would you let fuck you in the ass with a strap on? Pic related

I don't like Smart Cat anymore.

It's only a matter of time before she unleashes "that"

...

Gae thread

I would let both the snakes peg my ass.

>Not using *1-*3 star servants

They banned the Tora-Shinai from the kendo association for a reason.

>being pegged by a 13 year old

>typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Manaka_Sajyou
>Rather than "the girl who became omnipotence," the concept behind her design was "omnipotence who became a girl."

it's time

If evens I buy one more 30 pack

My dentist is a cute girl. It was oddly intimate staring up at her while she did things in my mouth.

>thepriestsmiles.jpg

>tfw only able to use one more apple for big cup
Well this sucks. I at least got maid, but that would have been nice for Kintoki.
C'mon big Liz, I'm willing to level you too if you surrender it.

Just ask Kiyo for a real dick instead, she can shapeshift.
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Shuten

She's not a waifu, she's an otome heroine.