LOL of legends GW2 general - /lolg/

WELL NOW BUDDY
MAYBE THAT JUST MEANS
THAT JAX
ISNT
A
HYPERCARRY?

CRAZY HUH????

no pick soemthing else or xayah, easy lp

Can someone tell me what beats urgot? Such an obnoxious fuck with that 300% MS slow.

>ctrl+f
>zoe
>0 results

>he doesn't know how to teamfight with Jax
Try using your E properly.

>you're more likely to be killed by a druggie than a cute girl
life is suffering

>good dravens are hard as fug to kill, never miss a single axe, and chunk massively every single autoattack
>snowball hard as fuck too thanks to his passive
>mfw a thresh or blitz lanes with them
I'll stop being a bronze shitter one day.

Then what?

>DUDE DAMAGE DEALT TO CHAMPIONS LMAO
>have highest damage dealt in the game, most towers taken, most inhibs taken, most damage to drag/baron, most cs
>BRO I HAD MORE DAMAGE LMAO

why are people so autistic about damage dealt to champions

this isnt fucking aram

>retarded top/jungler upset about what a retarded mid/adc said

uninstall

So will NA and EU finally get their shit together or will they keep recycling the same shitters that are rusty anchors to their chances?
Will Doubleshit STILL be on a team 5 years after he "peaked"?

>Parries your knockup
Try again!

imagine being this shit at super metroid

>deals damage to enemy champions
>contributes to winning teamfights
>enemy wiped means time for objectives

It's almost like people who have high damage to champions pave the way for a team to win.

Is it just me or is every Lulu picker a whiny faggot who spends 90% of the game blaming his team?

I literally cannot recall ever having played with a positive one.

>good draven
>bronze
???

inb4 "smb3 sucks" pasta

But muh CIB copy will be moar valuable, like polishing a turd

Welcome to Shitpickers who don't realize they are shitpicking

what do you think is garen's best keystone in the new runes? I'm about to try speedy boots

>guy who was almost useless says at the end of the game "I did more damage than X lol"
>X is always the champion with the least damage on the team
>this happens almost half the games I lose
Yes, you did the 2nd least damage on the team, you must have been carrying

>It's a joke

-shoots again-

Good is a relative term

nah these people aren't joking.

You've probably seen a lulufag on here so I don't know what you'd expect out of people who play that garbage

>thefeelwhen nobody appreciates your extremely high cc score and shit loads of tanked damage

did i miss worlds or has it not started yet i want to watch the scripted ssg revenge win

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Mate, I've been playing for a few years now and I can guarantee that these guys are either too fucking meaningless to give two shits about, or they are bantering to relieve themselves from that cancer that is this game

I know they're the first kind, it's not like I reply to them. It just never fails to baffle me.

ASUKA OR ALISA? WHO TO LEARN NEXT?

I WANT TO rub ZOE'S feet!

>play zilean
>99% slows don't count as much
>CC score lower than yasuo
>no praise from team

Life is suffering desu

>select annie mid
>spend the entire game with one hand on my cock
>still one shot everyone
this is the pinnacle of champion design, dont even try to argue.

>my team is thresh, riven, yas, luc and lee
>they're all speaking in moonrunes
How fucked am I? I'm the thresh. Posted again since new thread I guess.

Fair point fampai, It only gets worse

Ionians are for ________

Just play the fucking game, nigger.

id let her plug into my butt

but do you want to suck Zoz's cock

>annie
>lewd

Pick hole

Reminder there is no shame in ending Bronze, it's all the same shit until Master

>ywn be stepped on by one

Turning into semen demons.

Forced impregnation by invading Noxian forces.

subjugating

>people are into this unironically
I'll pray for you tonight user

Fuck if I know dude, moonrunes are moonrunes to me

What does this Korean text say?

BREEDING, the same and only useful thing Shyvfag will ever be for.

20/10 semen demons, to be specific

>forcing us to rush through Odyssey to play thier shitty over priced dlc

I want to suck on Jinx's cute little toes

false. the shit players will never end.

t. challenger player

Im digging how you guys think

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>Uhmmmm, Sona, you are a 'Bigger' version of me huh?

>tfw you won but you did bad so you sit there thinking if that should be your last one or you should try again and win but do good

Yasuo games as Anivia are stressful.

>Forced impregnation by invading Noxian forces.
S-So what happens to Kayn?

I want to sniff Cass's pretty pits!

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I enjoyed playing undertale that doesnt mean the fanbase is not shit
The same applies to ks and ddlc

He gets several long noxian sharpies in pooper and then tied up and forced to watch

All games against Yasuo are stressful

Unless you're WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE

he gets bred like the rest of them

Someone likes Ionian sluts

>tfw you'll never bound and gag Shyvfag and forcefully turn them into a woman to proceed to violate them violently and break them.

who rdy for korea to win again?

I never really appreciated her or Daisy until the modern era when I could see them in booty shorts and such for the spin off games.

>adc hovers jhin
>"fuck yeah lets do this, I'mma force feed this cunt"
>he changes to trist in the last second

I'm fucked, right?

Is this real and not some kind of joke? Because it's cool as fuck.

Please user...stop that...

no more cass buffs when ?

odd

trist has some ridic burst so it's actually not too bad familia

Ok user I'll stop

that sounds too cute user

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What Star Guardian Sona? No that's just Sakimichan's concept.

I can only fucking hope Riot actually does make it a real skin.

sauce asap

want to hear a joke?

I'm only confessing the truth behind my primal urges to turn a slut like Shyvfag into a find bimbo cum dump.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fiora. Her kit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game mechanics most of her comboes will overwhelm a typical league player. There’s also Fiora's underpowered passive, which is deftly woven into her kit- her ability to 1v1 literally anyone at any point of the game draws heavily from her lore, for instance. The mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this champion, to realise that she's not just underpowered- she's DIFFICULT to play. As a consequence people who dislike Fiora truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the skill in Fiora's signature combo, "R Q Q Q Q”, which itself is so insanely difficult faker blew his left nut off out of anger trying to perform said combo. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Riot’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Fiora body pillow. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the mains’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 divisions of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Is OGSE the only mod to get car physics kinda right?

Berserker champion when

Just kidding
There's google you know

This is Lulu. Say something nice to her, Zoë just got revealed and now she's afraid of not being popular anymore

Yes

W-what's that white stuff user

I'm fucking sick of this game. I love it but trying to play it gives me fucking AIDS right now

>nothing but Riven and Darius in toplane
>Lux and Yasuo mid
>my team Kayn/enemy team Rhaast
>junglers that roam aimlessly
>facechecking brushes
>never doing baron with their jg and adc dead
>Twitch oneshotting everyone
>Soraka
>Urgot turning into a pick-ban

and the icing on the pile of shit that is league is that they decided to buff Ekko, which means game after game of watching people dive badly on the spacenigger and live it because he has a get-outta-jail free button.

full damage sejuani