/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

i can already see abe messaging all his estrogen friends on discord and telling them how the evil Veeky Forums anonymous dare to call out thie horrible behaviour

that feel when too intelligant to raid

I don't lewd, but I'm also not cute

This is Jack...

if you were truly intelligent you wouldnt be trapped in this general

That's not where the brain is, user...

post yfw you're not a "hardcore/top raider" in NA or a mentally ill tranny

>tfw ebin but not a superebin
feels (you)s man

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highlanders!

keep trying youll get here one day

Somewhat new player here.
Is there any way to tell if you've successfully hit a positional as DRG?

Whenever I accidentally stand too close to someone, I notice that they move away from me as if they were disgusted I'd even think of standing near them. D-Does that mean I'm ugly?

I don't understand the mentality of gearing up just so you can clear the same content you got the gear from a minute faster.

I dress conservatively and nicely!

Yeah, you're not cute. You're absolutely adorable.

yeah thats just what the raiders want you to think, my man. keep being bluepilled

ah thats true, i never leave...

You've got the mod installed though.

I did speedruns a while back, and got a little insight into it.

The rush of doing new content is mostly the optimization that comes from the learning process, the feeling of trimming fat, becoming more confident, and seeing results, like a faster time or a higher percentile. In this case of shitposting, it was a world first for the game's hardest ever content, so it was a big deal.

oh god he's going into his raperman mode

this is the most fun ive had in this general in months my dude

No other than being on the right spot when the attack lands.

Aaaaaaand you just went too far.

absolutely epic elk xD

I couldn't fix that without a complete reinstall anyway since i've been patching over it for months, and I don't wanna spend two days reinstalling on my slow internet.
Plus its fun.

Learning and getting better is nice but I can't stand waiting on 7 other people to stop ruining it for the rest. My DPS is garbage but I don't understand how people keep dying to the same mechanic over and over without learning.

where did the "creepy male elezen" meme start? is it all from this guy?

>My DPS is garbage but I don't understand how people keep dying to the same mechanic over and over without learning.
Maybe they're focusing on not having "garbage" dps rather than the mechanics?
It's not hard to understand.

Also, if a mob's target indicator is just a solid circle and doesn't have a front indicator, it means that your positionals will apply regardless where you hit.

>Learning and getting better is nice but I can't stand waiting on 7 other people to stop ruining it for the rest.
This is usually what kills raiding for most people, the feeling of learning the fight 5, 10, 20 hours before everyone else, and waiting for them to catch up. It's really sad since there's no real way to fix it aside from sitting them down and having a real talk(which most people can't handle anyways)

Mechanics >>>>>>>>>>> dps
If you hit an enrage, then you may increase your dps, not before.

also replace the tranny raider with "roxa claire" and the ass with "momo sama"

>Maybe they're focusing on not having "garbage" dps rather than the mechanics?
A lot of good that does them dead + 25%/50% weakness. Multiple pulls in a row.

yes

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Where does the "front" end and the "flank" start, though? Edges of the arrow bit? Can you stand next to the tank and be flanking?

Draw an X through that circle, that's your facings

No.

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ty user

what is that brown red on his asshole?

日本は最強だよwwwwww

Is this true? I thought the flanks were bigger

This is wrong.

WTB 1 cute cathusband

Guys, my EB likes to hang out at some other persons house all the time.. W-what does this mean?

They're hiding your Christmas gifts from you.

im ascendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

all me, le one guy man

It means you will get along well with Abe

Confront and ask them about it. Before you start making up bad scenarios in your head and start hating yourself. COMMUNICATION is the key!

Is it just me or does Raubahn's voice change halfway through the game?

Faster leveling when? Jump potion doesn't count.

What the fuck why are ALL the NPC's voices different near the start of the game? Alphinaud sounds like a massive faggot.

This is correct
But this, is how you'll be treating it

Well ya see your EB is just gettin to know em better with a little ol R&R nude!

Well, user... it says right here in my research that you're guilty of being a contributing member of society, a good friend and most importantly very, very cute. What do you say in your defense?

Post slutty catboy lodestones!

Fuck off. They've already increased experience gain across the board. Stop making alts faggot.

>ffxiv will never have elves like wow.

Good fucking riddance

They couldn't find the same random people they'd pulled off the street for the first bit, so they put the accounting team in a broom closet with a piece of paper with their lines and a shitty microphone.

what should i fanta into

get mashed faggot

I say surely you've got the wrong person

mid

>Stop making alts faggot.

But I don't own a motorcycle you fucking gayguy.

What should I fanta to if I'm currently a female midlander?

It means it's time for a divorce.

Actually, it's pretty important to know this because it will save you GCDs and movement assuming you're not walking into death puddles or boss cleaves

I have 3 slots left in my inventory, what can I do with all the mob drops?

Vendor that trash.

a different female midlander

Are slutty catboy initials okay...

check marketboard to see if theyre valuable, stuff them on a retainer or vendor them if theyre not

I'm on mobile so I can't post pictures, but pretend I posted an annoyed looking Duskwight tank with Dunmer colouration glaring at you.

My wife

I'm usually dressed in armor without any skin below the neck showing.

I only recently started wearing slutwear because it's the best armor for my level

Take a stab at making a good elezen.

hehe user i is here i arrive

is time for mafagus~

> it's the best armor for my level
Glam prisms exist you cock hungry whore

I can't justify wasting the seals when I'll outlevel the armor in a bit anyway

Probably not.
Is this a proposal?

post HIGHLANDER MALES

I have no EB

why

hmm gambare is meguca magica of yamero user umu

of course they exist, one of them is my wife

Hmm

>Is this a proposal?
Yes, yes it is.

>Is this a proposal?
You should become my wife instead

What armour is this? It looks close enough to FF3's dragoon armour to give me a nostalgia boner...

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
game will start to rain seals on you tho

Make a male mid and level BLM. See if you can convince people that you aren't an RMT bot.

>wasting something useless