I will impose my will on reality

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You're screwed boi

>INTP
>smart but lazy

>INTP
>tfw forced myself to behave like an extrovert
>can now be a part of the extrovert masterrace

feelsgoodman

How

> TFW ENTJ
> 18 When i started to work for a bank
Feels good man.

Being a teller doesn't count, faggot.

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1352% acurat

>still too chaotic to accomplish anything

>Myer-Briggs

INTO THE FUCKING TRASH. It was never Peer-Reviewed, it's literally just a brand that they can sell to consultancies and businesses so they feel like they have some kind of metric about their personal.
Why not just tell me why being a Scorpio or a Libra makes me better suited to Veeky Forums!?

>You have hands. Go impose.
Seldom gets you anywhere. Soft Skills mang. To cajole, to coax, charm, convince... that's where the real capacity to impose your will on reality is.

Pen is mightier that he sword, an all that jazz

fellow INFP i see

>being this retarded
It's just a separation along 4, maybe not entirely orthogonal axes

who the fuck cares you goddamn faerie

I'm an extrovert, it's probably my strongest trait

Lazy NEET INTJ here who can't tolerate normies around me. It's lonely here but still better than hearing idiots talking about the latest reality TV shows/politic/football in an open office.

But I made a promise to myself that I will be "rich" in 2 years so I need to pull myself together. Rich for me means: Owning house and a luxury car, having enough money to not to worry about spending it on everyday things. Having a business or other source of income that's not wageslaving.

>criticising advanced studies in an applied autism journal

>Not being ENTJ/INTJ master race

Why even live?

>tfw fluid personality type
>Tfw can change whenever I want and even make up new personalities at will

>tfw schizophrenia

It's multiple personality disorder but lately it was renamed to dissociative identity disorder because they have no idea what it is and how it works.

>ENTP in nerd tier

ahahahahahahahahahahah um no try again sweety

>tfw INFP

I didn't buy this Meyers Briggs shit until I realized being "assertive" and "direct" did not get you anywhere, but being vague and sociopathic does.

I honestly can't handle or ignore trivial things like HR departments that are only there to give scum suckers and women air conditioned thought policing jobs.

Can confirm I am an autistic self loathing INFP neet and a virgin 22 yo

INFP master race kek I havent left my bedroom in 7 months

I'm getting there too, i knew it was possible

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Don't feel bad, I lost mine years ago and it didn't change anything.

It's impossible to form a true emotional connection with another human being.

ENFP
Never knew how to think of this, but it does match my actions/ thoughts according to their descriptions
>I think it's astrology tier

And never knowing whether people like you out of fear or respect. They just think your a weirdo.

tfw INTJ master race who's not sure if he would kill or save everyone if given the power.

>tfw INTP with INFP gf
Can it ever work?

Consulting, right?

Happened to me too.

infp here.
that graphic is ludicrously accurate

hey same situation here, just swapped genders
i think its working fine

>le men and women are the same meme

I thought all of Veeky Forums happened to be ENTJ? Doesn't seem to be the case apparently.

>tfw im literally the meme ENTJ
>want to work on finance or big biz

ISTP reporting for duty

Be an independent, energetic, confident, charismatic, tall, good-looking, intelligent, educated entrepreneur who everyone wants to be around because you just radiate positive energy and intellectual stimulation.

What's so hard about that?

ISTP here, a true cyborg, however I'm doing pretty well and I like my life and how near future looks like, nowhere even close suicide tier.