/d2g/ - dota 2 general

>only 1 man
>no bukakke
underwhelming

I haven't played in years. Since 2013-2014 thereabouts.

>techies buffed
Time to ruin some games

can someone complain about this shit on leddit or something

How do you think I found out about this in the first place?

As a newcomer in Dota, Turbo has been a complete gamechanger

>It's fast as hell, meaning i can try out new heroes and do new stuff, without a big risk. If i fuck up, i'm not gonna be stuck for an hour getting pounded in spawn. Warlock looks cool? Pick him and see what happens! I tried out Templar-Fucking-Assassin and actually got kills. I would never have done this in a regular game.
>I get all the important items, such as Blink, Scepter and so on every game which means i can actually learn them. Everyone get's level 25 almost every game which means you can actually parttake fully. My 4k Dota-friends kept raging at me for not properly using Blink Dagger, after getting it every game in Turbo i finally got the hang of it.
>Everyone farms so much faster meaning a mistake (which you make tons of in the beginning) doesn't fuck you up near as much. This is so liberating.
>Since it's unranked and the games are so short, people are a lot less angry. In fact, i have barely seen any toxicity yet.
>I understand the gold, shops and the courir are integral parts of the mechanics in Dota. As a new player though, it's not the most fun stuff to fiddle around with. Turbo let's me focus on and learning the fun-stuff. Killing opponents, team-fighting, growing stronger and getting items. It's super-rewarding as a newcomer.
>The fast-pace and the short games let's me play 4-5 games a day, everytime a new hero, which makes me well on my way to actually learn the game. I'm easily gonna have played +100 games before the end of the month which might actually get me somewhere.
>I might be what you consider a filthy casual, but Turbo has been a complete gamechanger for me and i think it could be a huuuge addition to Dota as a game. It's the deep game of Dota with the best parts (don't kill me) of Leagues, which is the accessibility and the fun. Will definitely keep playing and see what happens.

Is PPD /ourcuck/?

>all forced movement.

What about Swap, vacuum, skewer and toss? There must be some exceptions or those skills just don't work anymore.

i wonder where this was originally posted hmmmmmm

Wow riki is fucking annoying

>le 6 second cloud of no abilities 5 minutes in

Terrorblade x Skywrath is the real Dota OTP.

dotabuff.com/blog/2017-11-04-new-ward-spots-and-terrain-changes-in-707

Read up, my fellow support mains

/ourgirl/

>shitter containment zone
not seeing the problem 2bh

no that's terrorblade x terrorblade's illusion
do you really think a chad like terrorblade would bother with women when he can summon gorgeous images of himself at will

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

do you think she lets the dog fuck her pussy?

Yea changing smoke to also root was a bad idea.

>tfw u cant even play against bots when u dont have a gpu due to late game freezing

>More decent players playing CM mode than AP
>Got to be a captain few times

Does 2-1-2 lineup still works? Also this was my picks in my last game? Any critic in my lineup? Im on Radiant

i want to kiss Rylai

Why are techies STILL not in captains mode?

if you fags play the fucking game then fucking get into the Veeky Forums chat and make some new friends you cucks

How do you anons bind your item hotkeys?

>come back to dota
>new hero
holy fuck this fairy loli is OP
they're definitely going to nerf the FREE 120 magic damage at level one and some AOEs

Well you seem like a friendly guy.

fuck no

i want to kiss drow and rylai at the same time

But you don't have two mouths.

anything works

I think you were out drafted, but they were out played.

od counters huskar
magnus ult + sk ult & stun + od ult should have been brutal
lich to secure safelane.

your lineup has good catch, but i'd say very poor initiation until ursa can get a blink which is risky

I can't talk because
>no phone number
>limited account
>no dota 2 purchase
strange because my account is not limited, but also I've bought from the store before

They are preparing for MMR calibration next week.
AM is free 700gpm and would get you to a good MMR rating.

IM GONNA MAKE IT

>get into the Veeky Forums chat and make some new friends

you bet your fucking nigger ass Im friendly, Im so friendly it's un-be-lie-va-ble, friendship is going to hit you so it's going to be TREMENDOUS, you folks are going to love it and everything else is fake news

>le ebin spells chad of 3 ultimates and free ravage

what's next? 600 radius chaos meteor?

>7.00
>Temporarily removed the following heroes from Captains Mode: Necrophos, Techies, Lycan, and Treant;
>7.07
>all but techies have been added back in
hmmmk, really makes me think

so hard* and yes you should read it in trumps voice

I predict nothing but stupid fucking dog shit memes like that being added to the game in future patches

Sorry user but I don't want any more online friends. What I need are real life friends.

got me thinking

>tfw there's a faggot ass white boi in your team with his whiny fuck boy voice talking sarcastically on the mic

Jesus christ what's wrong with you people? It's 2 minutes in the game and you're already being a
self-entitled whiny faggot.

its ok to be white

>mouth
>bagina
>butt
>2 hands
>3 holes

techies has a 4.27% pick rate
that's 4.27% of the dotka community that likes techies
the other 95.73% absolutely hate that fake ass hero. i hope it never gets in captains mode and i hope the frog is smart enough to do this intentionally

how many other heroes had a petition to be removed from the game?

>real life friends are 2k mmr below you
>gives you losses every single time cause they keep getting btfo by 1k mmr above them.

>go to human benchmark
>be on laptop
>380 consistently
>use desktop monitor
>220 consistently
the fuck? how will I MANTA DODGE with such limitations!?

Not in my games cracka

>techies has a 4.27% pick rate
>that's 4.27% of the dotka community that likes techies
>the other 95.73% absolutely hate that fake ass hero. i hope it never gets in captains mode and i hope the frog is smart enough to do this intentionally
>
>how many other heroes had a petition to be removed from the game?

>tfw you manta dodge laguna blade and then hit f9 instantly to taunt the enemy

>when you carry your entire team so hard they acknowledge it and all demand each other to commend you

Feels fucking good, almost every Storm/Arc game I play this happens

reported for picking techies

it's comical how fucking bad the match quality has gotten since the patch

...

how come dota doesn't give everyone 1 ban like in LoL?

good question, I never want to see an AM ever again.
or pudge, or invoker, or mirana
. both in my team or the enemies.

Reported for being a whiny bitch. Now get in the cuckshed while I fuck your wife.

How do I play zombie this patch?

cuckoldry. seriously. professional games even have 1 more ban on each team now

Who the FUCK designed Dark Willow's skills? I hate Slark enough as it is, so they really didn't need to give another hero Slark ult together with more crowd control than god damn Shadow Shaman.

the patch notes said you could "special pull" neutrals with clockwerk, does anybody know how?

Dual lane offlane then rush aghs

>Slark ult
wat?

the real "reason" it's not like that is because professional players whine to valve/icefrog for it not to be implemented so they can spam pubs with x hero whenever they want to practice. but they believe/know people will ban x hero to grief them. so everyone else has to suffer like a cuck because retards like ee/arteezy whine loudly to the people in charge

just pick silencer and she's useless

[citation needed]

dont let undying solo
cause hell just let enemy carry freefarm

what's the skill order?

Hey, don't blame the player, blame the game, know what I mean?

There is no chance that they keep this in the game, is there?

dota2.gamepedia.com/Invoker/Old

I want him back.

Holy fuck I suck at all the games, gonna have to admit I'm dissapointed at how badly my scores are.

>become untargetable for 5 seconds
That's literally Slark's ultimate, except Willow has it on a 12 second cooldown.

I hope they do

Icefrog shouldn't punish people for discovering unique interactions in the game and should balance around it instead of taking the easy way out

Q>W>E>E>E>R>E>Q then max W
talents would be 8 regen
+decay duration
+tomd attacks
+decay cd

He is literally magic immune during that, he shouldn't be able to cast that on himself.

>Follow someone on twitter
>Sounds like a SJW
>Today she said she watch supernatural

Like pottery

>turn on merlinis stream
>hes getting raped by an am
>turn on another random russian 7k player stream
>hes raping as am
>turn on ixmike's stream
>hes getting raped by an am

Uuuuuummmmm, dough turds?

"I fucking love being disabled."
-literally nobody

shadow demon

Because Donte is too powerful right?

p-please help

you don't understand Dean, I picked Doom and I enjoyed it

RATE these 2 LoL champions from 0 to 10

0 being absolute dogshit
10 being broken OSfrog

Which would you guys rather have?
strawpoll.me/14330775

9
1

If this were LoL we would have at least had a cute loli.

>le bullshit fairy of GIGAnukes and AOE spells
>a lol hero
lmao riot were never make anything that crazy lad

Didn't they specifically change Euls to be able to be self cast while magic immune or am I thinking of something else?

>Willow sets up Elder Titan Setting up Qop of Pain