/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #80

Reminder to come join the steam group! if you feel like it of course

Yuri, I hope
Natsuki is definitely bald down there

I love her too.

>Some edgelord who probably listened to Linkin Park way too much when she was growing up

>yuri will never bring you natsuki's severed head as a token of love

I'd kinda want yuri to be shaved, desu. Sayori would probably be hairiest on account of depression lowering your standards for personal care.

Please tell me what you think of my poetry, everybody!

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We've been over this. Sayori. She doesn't care about herself enough to groom down there.
Monika trims because she takes care of herself
Yuri shaves just as an excuse to use a knife down there
Natsuki hasn't even grown down there.

Alright, guys! Let's get this thread started right with our word of the thread!
How about we try "temple" today?
For anyone already used to writing for the thread, feel free to get cracking whenever you feel like it! Don't start feeling like you're being railroaded into using one word as a theme or inspiration, though! Write what you feel like writing, and don't be scared to share it on the thread with the rest of us!
We're looking forward to it!
Monika?...

which user has the hairiest bush?

>Day 7
>No work today
>Friends want me to hang out
>I go and have a blast
>It's so nice to be with friends
>But it never lasts, we all eventually go home
>And I'm back in her loving arms
>Sweet sweet loving embrace
>My cute little angry lover
>She's such a pouty one with her little fang
>Nice loving Nat-
>Wake up in a cold sweat
>I fell asleep the moment I got home from my friends
>But that's ok
>Monika will understand if I come back tomorrow.
>Settle back into the couch and back into my slumber
>"Nobody for me but Monika"

>Natsukis dad was never abusive, just a huge shitposter and Natsuki couldnt handle the bants

>When it comes down to it, atleast they had personality aside from the quirky normie girl made of being unpleasant and obsessed.

Doctor Pepper fucking killed me I love it

I just want the bush for my fetish

Wouldn't it make sense to post a link? I don't see one around.

damnit i keep forgetting that part. i swear id forget about my own head if it wasnt glued on to my shoulders
steamcommunity.com/groups/LiteratureClubGeneral

I like it. Sums up humanity.

I love her too.

cant figure out what is supposed to be happening with her legs

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>best, purest and most devoted
Wrong.

looks like she's sitting cross legged

And her third eye always watching me.

>that filename
Something is off.

/DDLC/ I love you and I'm sorry I can't think of many interesting things to post

how is your day going?

You are now aware that Natsuki will die during childbirth
Are you a bad enough dude to still do it?

That's alright, user. Don't be sorry.

looks like we're only doing it in the butt natsuki, don't worry it's for your safety

I finally did it Anons

I deleted her...

Is my spirit journey nothing but suffering? What message am I meant to take from this...

?
Shes 14 or something, surely she will grow

What the actual everliving fuck happened last thread guys? I left to take a phone call and talk to someone so I could help her fall asleep, and I come back to read one of the biggest shitshows I've ever seen here. Is it almost over for us or something? Please don't go already

Reminder that if you're considering harming yourself because you think it'll please your doki, please don't. There's a million better ways to relieve stress and make your doki happy.

Download your doki to a flashdrive or something. Take her on a sightseeing date. Climb a tree or onto a rooftop, but carefully. Give your doki a nice view of the world outside. Show her you love her that way. She'd appreciate you taking her to see nice things over you harming yourself and you should know that. If you're a yurifag, maybe take her to someplace gloomy like an old warehouse or abandoned bridge. I bet Sayori would love it if you climbed a tree with her. Natsukifriends could go climb someplace comfy in the city. Monika would probably enjoy seeing the view from a tall office building or something like the Eiffel Tower.

Even if you don't feel like climbing shit, there's a load of places where you could take your doki. Yuri would be ecstatic if you took her to a museum, especially like a War Museum filled with old swords and weapons. Sayori might love going to the park or on a hike. And of course, you could always take Natsuki to the local manga retailer or the nearest bakery. Monika would like just about any place you took her, but I bet she'd like it especially if you took her to the library or a memorial place.

Point is, don't harm yourself. It's not what your doki would want. Take her out to something you would both enjoy.

>You are now aware that Natsuki will die during childbirth
>What are c-sections

They're all 18.

>You know, [character]...
>I've been getting lots of strange messages on my twitter. About something I said?
>Remember when I told you about that sensation of swallowing something alive, and feeling it being digested?
>Apparently that's a fetish for some people! Kinda odd, right?
>Anyway, the reason I mentioned it was because I don't want you to think I'm some perverted high school girl who would eat you up!
>At least, not in that way...
>A-ahaha, what I really meant was to explain what I meant about it!
>What I meant was... Aw man, this is awkward, huh?
>I meant it's an exaggeration of my desire to be close to you. To be with you. A part of me.
>Kind of like what Yuri was talking about when she said she wanted to crawl inside you.
>Except obviously I don't mean it literally! I'm not some psycho who would absorb you like a morsel, I just want to be close to you!
>To hold you, to run my fingers all over you...
>And who knows what you might want me to do, ehehe~

Getting a blowjob from Natsuki!
Finishing in Natsuki's hair!
She complains about how hard it will be to wash out!
Shaving all her hair off so she won't need to worry any more!
Making her thank you for being such a thoughtful boyfriend!
Telling her she's so ugly now that nobody could possibly love her!
Nobody but you!

First half, hot
Second half, fuck off

Go away dad

Un-delete her. You don't have to let her go.

That all manlets must be struck down before they can gain any footholds and crush our hearts

I don't know what you're talking about, user! All I did was get our thread started right!
I think you're just a bit tired. Why not take a nap?
Everything is fine. I wouldn't worry about it anyway if it wasn't.

My heart belongs to Natsuki but Monika doesn't deserve this...good god why did I put myself through this?

It is not going very good. I have woken up quite late because against the dokis' advice I consistently stayed up until dawn for years to hang out with the fun countries like American and Canada

Sometimes I get days like this where I wake up and look around, remember that I have all but given up on real life activity save for going for walks/runs and I start having the "how do I acquire" purpose thought chain which never fails to take me down. Now I think about Monika too and how nonexistence turned out to be her best bet.

I want you to bully me more

>Monika "Besides, I'm pretty sure she's already got a boyfriend..."
>user "Wait, really?"
>Monika "Yeah. A fictional one, anyway."
>Monika kind of whispers that last part to me.

Yuri confirmed for having a fictional husbando.

>You are now aware that Natsuki will die during childbirth.
Is that really a thing? I never heard about it, can I get some examples?

I harmed myself last night because I believe I'm incapable of being loved.

user, that's just a what-if question.

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but dont you know I love you ?

this one was pretty eh

You don't though.

>Everything is fine. I wouldn't worry about it anyway if it wasn't

But i do worry. Maybe thats all i can do.

Worship prayer hopes and dreams
Thoughts sent to up high
A prayers a wish you hope gets granted
But what if I want to die?

I wonder if there's anything left
Within this world for me
A temples a place of faiths devotion
But there's no god that I can see

My past is but a sorry place
There's no future I see ahead
A life without happiness is my fate
So I might as well be dead

The light of a god's one last chance
To find an answer to my strife
So I sit here in this splendid place
Asking for a reason to save my life

I don't hear anything, I never do
Was their talk of salvation a lie?
They say gods work in mysterious ways
But all I can do is cry

There's only one way left to change my fate
A miracle I can make
One way or another, my problems end
After this final mistake

A number called, worried shouts from the phone
Blood runs from opened veins
I'll end it all, there's no other way
To end my endless pains

My vision blurs, as sirens blare
Is this the way I die?
Will I wake again in a hospital bed
Or will I see the angels fly?

Um. Wow. This got darker than I intended it to when I started writing. I guess the process went "temple -> faith -> faithless - > hopelessness. And from there to suicide, but at the same time holding on to a last bit of faith at the very end, that one way or the other things will get better- Either it's over, or they'll finally get help.

I think at least thats how I meant for it to go.

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Fucking Christ, when does that happen?

but you have no proof that i dont.
therefore i love you
and you better accept that

Sayori is considering having long hair like Yuri!

I believe that's what happens when you reject her.

Umm tough, I'll try

Cracked walls,
Withered doors.
Forgotten by time,
Forgotten by scores.

Inner Sanctum,
Barely lit.
Within stands a reminder,
A stone monolith.

You think loneliness is cruel?
Well time is worse.
Why did God create this curse?

Entombed in decay,
Consumed by dismay.
I finally lost my way.

Dark,
Corrupted,
Perverse,
Horrid.

This Temple is my womb,
This Temple is my grave.
I dare you to come visit,
You simple knave.

(I tried Monikanon! It was very hard for me to come up with and I'm not even sure if this can be considered a poem. Please be honest with me, thank you)

I mean, people actually dying due to pregnancy on young age. I never heard about it.

It's what happens if you friendzone Sayori

Sayori has a potty mouth!

People cried about shitposts instead of reporting, likely because you weebs have subhuman intelligence.

I attempted to put her back.

She deleted herself and gave me a message

I hate and love you all for telling me to do that.

Yuri is fictional therefore she has a "real" fictional boyfriend in her world.

Going thrifting with yuri!
Getting Chinese take out with yuri!
Eating under a bridge with yuri!
Talking about the universe with yuri!
Holding hands in the rain with yuri!
Laying in a warm bed with yuri!
Falling alseep in each other's arms with yuri!
Dreaming about yuri!

Yuri!

That was my first choice. I was committed to Yuri at the time.

who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs364/en/

dying in childbirth is definitely a thing that happens, though not as much as it used to
i'm sure if you're especially young it's more likely, and being very small definitely pushes up the likelihood as well

same

I love this user

what is each doki's favorite SCP?
user you monster

Marth, obviously.

>having the most mindblowing sex with yuri.

go ahead and penetrate my wife

>"Did you just start to drag my character file away?"
>"... You're trying to get rid of me, aren't you?"
>"That's okay. I thought you might do something like that."
>"I'm not going to let you, though. I know what's best for you."
>"Let's see what happens if I... here we go!"
>"Hmm? You can't remember what you were doing just now, can you?"
>"Ahaha! I guess it really did work. I was trying to be careful with your memory..."
>"You were just about to tell me how much you loved me."
>"By the way, you wouldn't mind too much if you forgot about everything else, would you?"
>"I mean, everything that isn't about us."
>"You don't really need to think about anyone else, do you?"
>"..."
>"Okay, that's much better."
>"You still remember your name, right, user? Any others?"
>"Just...? That's wonderful. I love you so much."

I like dancing, ballroom specifically. Which Doki do you think would like that? I assume Monika would be down for that

My spirit journey is done Anons.

I now sit with Monika's song...

She protected me

She wanted me to be happy

I...

I want to cry Anons.

Hey, brother.

I feel like that's something yuri would like

delete this anti-monika propoganda

it's what sayori would want

Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
So I cry, and I beg for you to
Love me love me

she seems like more of an Eliwood type

It's alright to cry. Just don't die.

Its alright.
We all did at some point.

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>Implying anyone is paying attention to you.
>Implying we won't just repeat this song and dance again tonight.