/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Join GTAG and just add people

fuck off, circlejerk's full

Can we talk about Nessi?

No, last thread was full of it.

cute

apparently its the only thing this thread is good for anymore, since gta is ded, and the trannies and circlejerk booted because they cant handle the "autism"

Why the fuck are there 2 discords like what the fuck happened lmaooo

xD

>this is thread culture now

youre like a baby, watch this

>>>>>>>>> 4 DISCORDS

Hi toffee :3

Alright. I don't want to bother you.

One is for Heists and the other one is for degeneracy

I didn't mean your discord puto

thanks, "chilling effect"
also, most of the banter and shit moved to the discord(bl8rs)

Man I fucked this one good. Things in the op to fix next time
Remove
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>>Latest added content and news
>socialclub.rockstargames.com/newswire
Should be
>rockstargames.com/newswire

I don't get it, typically every general has an OPfag or two rushing to make one as soon as the bumplimit rolls over 750, but here I am racing to phonepost a new thread before the old one ends up archived. This isn't the first time either

no, theres the real discord, bl8rs,
your fagggot containment box,
aidas tranny hugbox
and doo*s baby hugbox

>tfw the circlejerk will never stop

Heya

I was already in the crew nobody liked me or talked to me

What planes from smugglers run are actually worth it?

If you can get through youtube.com/watch?v=MvVuFBHMTk8
then I can be your friend.
Either way, I can be your friend.
Also, you have to talk in game, if you want to be talked to.
If you're just mute, you don't get noticed much, unless i crash my plane into you.
Here, have a picture

join a crew session and actually talk to people lmao I don't even have a mic and I have friends in the crew

I did talk in game I even went in to the discord and talked some but just got ignored in both

I'm sorry nessi when he started dancing I had to close it

Who are the most popular GTAGs?

Pyro, Alpha Z1, Tula. Even those are optional when you consider the fact of the new planes have rapid-fire cannons. Just wait until the Hunter/Lazer comes out if you're low on cash.

not you

nessi and bl9r

They use their girlcocks to fuck her

>aidas tranny hugbox
w8, when you say tranny hugbox, like actual irl trannies?

I did too, but then I waited 10 seconds and skipped the dancing part

me

this guy

pretty much, its the nu-male club at the very least

definetly not Dracojinn

I started over on PC after playing on Xbone. And apparently you can buy the weapons from the MOC weapon bay even if you don't meet the level requirement stated in ammunation. I'm level 27 and have the combat mg mk 2 and the heavy sniper mk 2. Thought that was a pretty cool, relatively unknown, thing

Summoning Rockstarfaggot

gta5 online

PS4 and XBONE = paid online subscription
PC = free online thru steam?

is this true?

Pay for PSN/Xbox Live
Free because PC
>steam
they host their own game, but the game can be standalone very shitstars website

Yeah, that's true. On consoles, you're not paying specifically for GTAO subscription, you're paying for PS+ or XBox Live Gold

damn i guess im going to buy this game for the third damn time

>only other game ive done that with is alien colonial marines

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shuts down computer and runs away

2018 will mark a change in GTA:O dlc, you lucky bastards will get a new Heist bi-Weekly and with it usually 1 millitary vehicle, a sports car and a "comfy" car

trust me, my Uncle works at Rockstar

Why the unholy fuck are you going to do this?

Summoning THE REAL Rockstarfaggot

ENJOY YOUR SHITTY GAME FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, get ready for some gentrification of Sandy Shores with new hip condos, coffee bars and ethnic street food.

Is it safe to come back or is there even less fun and more drama than ever?

Has r* ever added new buildings to an area? Why would they start now

guess

Why would anything ever not just continuously get worse?

Bunkers.

who's the best pilot in gtag

Franklin is such a boring character. At least I can make him look like a disco king in the barbershop but not with the clothing.
Michael is ugly and so is his wife.
Trevor is a tryhard.

...

Me!

what does catch my 1s mean gtag, I saw some all black tryhard spamming it in chat whenever he got a kill

catch my ls, as in lzzz, as in loss. ignore it, they've invalidated their own word by saying it regardless of how they do

>trying to do some solo VIP work to get RP & $, am new and low lvl
>some tryhard shitter bombs me with a jet
>see him in the chat later trying to grovel to a higher lvl player (higher than him), for reasons I can only assume is he bombed that higher level player too, like a shitter
>>p-pls dude I'm sorry I didn't see ur name
>>c-come to where I am, ill gift u a jet
>>pls dude I didn't know it was u, ill give u a jet

>when you can cheese something but the OP didn't allow for the heist clothes instead so you keep dying but your teammate does nothing to help, insults you, and leaves while only getting 1 kill
:(

>needing heist clothes
Or alternatively
>dying
>ever

...

>tailgating copper
>black NPC rams his car into me
>cops get out of their car, shoots the black NPC in the head, and then steals the NPC's car
God bless the Justice system.

You can always heist with Viva :^)

no, that sounds like a taunt. probably was trying to be clever and lure the guy into a trap since he couldn't just up and kill him

So, who ready for the P-51 in the next few days?

Are you gonna buy it? What are you gonna paint it?

I'm gonna buy it but I have to see the liveries first be for I paint it

Gold cheevos!

Toffs a cute and laying the smackdown.

You can't be part of more than one crew at a time, can you?

You can, but you can only have one active one at a time.
Your active one is the one you'll use the crew colors of, and the one that shows up next to your name.

Oh. Oh well. I was the only one in my other one. I was fiddling with the settings and stuff.

UristMcStoutHorn requesting invite on PC then. Y'all got some nice emblems.

Maybe it is time to stop trying to cute talk everyone in the crew.

Anyone else have these issues? Or is it supposed to look like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=ljbmKyza2_s

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Requesting to join gtag pc crew.
Username: TFBlizZzard007

Thanks for the invite, yo.

It's supposed to look like that

>dwarf fortress username
You sound like a cool guy and I hope I get to hang with you sometime.

Damn. Is there a way to make it a bit less jarring? How much would SMAA help? I have read some ENB adds high quality MSAA or something(pic related). Anyone know where to find it?

>Dying during heist prep in front of someone you want to impress
>tfw they tell you to just step back and let them handle it

Deliver EMP? Yeah, it's usually best to let the pros take care of that one

>tfw Nessi-senpai doesn't notice your piloting skills

First thing, never reply to me. Second thing, you don't die during that mission you just fail it because unless you're really in sync with someone or a quick shot you need mics to run it

gaylord

>This is the 15532nd time we've watched this intro.

People do die to that one. I've seen runs with randoms where they climb to get the last dude top right. They fuck up the climb down and die trying

Have you tried getting good?

Talk to me about getting good when you can do pacstan without relying on completely cheesing it LMAO

Been there, done that. That's why I love cheesing. Because it's so much faster and flawless thank bikes

Why do I need to notice you? It's hard to notice anyone elses aircraft. I really don't know anyone that can top me or anyone below me. I just fly airplane to prevent gtag from getting shitted on, both from the ground, heavy armour or the air.
You can be absolutely great, hell next time just challenge me to a dogfight.