/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

thanks for the meal dotards

>tfw nerfed to oblivion

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>delayed jet lag

'no'

hes good now, only shitters complain

Dick...

lyralei is chesty

>today i'll play some dota
>i'll just watch this tournament first
>100 hours later
>still one game left
>too tired to play

no one will notice i want to service fuTA

>tfw nerfed to oblivion
>buffed to skyrim
>nerfed again all the way to daggerfall

>chinks will fuck up a 2-0 deficit AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHA

END ME

I know, I was hoping to play some not dota but liquid have fucked me taking this to a game 5

>play some not dota
casual

>CIA qualifier

GIVE ME MY GAME ALREADY
NOBODY LISTENS TO THIS DOGSHIT PANNEL

twitter.com/masondota/status/927219605549883392

is he right dotards?

I'll help

Kuro called the stage, saying there are technical problems and there needs to be a delay. He closes the door, turning to GH, and punishing him for failing in the first two games by beating him with a phonebook, so that bruises don't form.

Isn't he flying back to America right now because he has to work at Wallmart tomorrow?

SEE WYVERN WAS BANNED SHE DOESN'T NEED A BUFF FUCKING DOTARDS

>level 25 medusa with mjollnir, skadi and diffusal
The madman actually did it, Medusa does damage.

Visage's bird damage is probably getting buffed hard though. He's useless without the charges.

>have to lean in and squint at the fucking bans because they keep making the pick screens tiny to show absolutely fuck all happening in the booths

Sick of listening to this dumb clown Maut

Going to watch game 5 muted

Look forward to your blog about how some third worlders ruined a game that is only fun 50% of the time by design later

don't you want to stare at the business suits?

what's the best esports drink?

water fags not allowed to answer

Bloodstone + Satanic + Mjoll is true Dusa win build

Coffee.

they're showing the sponsors on the screens dumb goy

>wanting a vigilante-turned-corporate lapdog to cast instead of Maut
dumb chink

whiskey

i hear he learned that from the best (puppey)

Mountain Dew Lemonade

Vegetable juice
High in electrolytes and fiber

what?
this is the closest to /pol/posting i could find ITT
all in all for a full length thread during esports and peak NA/EU hours, its not that bad.

Cucumber water

Captain Morgan.
Best taken while playing Kunkka.

>tfw snekky snek was 60% winrate before 7.00, dropped to 45%, and now is going back to 60%
like poetry

Everyone who encounters puppey carries forward the cycle of violence. I've heard that pets and small animals have been disappearing from dendi's hometown.

VG lost this draft so hard already lmao

>tfw you're one of the few dotards who grew up and bought a mercedes after the wake-up call from those ESL 2017 ads

Undying is a competitive ban now ? I played the hero a lot and have it up for sand king because you either stomp early or loose

what do pros do with him

Can someone explain to be how Slav accents work?
Lacoste will say "Vyvern" but then he will say "Wiper". He CAN say "w" and "v", he just switches them

>twitter.com/masondota/status/927219605549883392
/ourguy/
i can tolerate maut but fuck trentpax is awful

Guys where is AM? I thought he was OP?

>bought a mercedes
>still 5'11
When will I grow up? Is it because I bought used?

liquid picked treant which means they'll pick timbersaw.

MIRACLE PLAYING TREANT

NANI?!!

?

he's french

/pol/ is the new /mlp/

good job user

next step is becoming Alpha

> lol

Serum. I'm fucking dying lads.

Yes I love AM

>outdated links again
I fixed it last thread but you're just doing it on purpose now

>it's an anti-mage game

gg liquid lost

you spoke too soon

?

Overgrowth+cataclysm incoming

>about to lose 2-3 from 2-0
>pick AM

like pottery

GG FUCKING ANNIE MAGE

Why does a hero better than zeus in every way get a better zeus ult now?

>enemy picks ANTI-MAGE
>pick A MAGE for your carry
what's the masterplan here

>None of the cataclysms hit if the target is not moving/rooted by treant ulti

BRAVO KUROKY THIS IS PURE KINO

which ones are outdated?

mage has a higher magnitude

>am
its over, vici won

...

>(Launched when Sun Strike is doubled tapped. Puts it on a 90 second cooldown. Creates 2 visible Sun Strikes within 175-250 range of each enemy hero)
Even Sunsfan is smarter than you idiots

>don't want liquid to win
>don't want Zyori to be right
I JUST CAN'T WIN

>picking injoker against AM just to trigger the chinks

absolute fucking madman kuro

Cast it at the end of the roots then

too bad matu doesn't play meepo

go 0-2 into 2-2 into losing the tournament on game 5

>UNIRONICALLY FORGETTING ABOUT MIRACLE INVOKER

>Pick invoker to AM
the balls on this guy

it's not funny

WHY TI CURSE NEVER HIT THIS TEAM?

trying to outplay a gh miracle lane lmao

ANNIE MAGE

works quite well if enemies are grouped up though

wtf are these two doing here?

>Panda never chosen last patch
>has ZERO changes
>everyone choose Brew
Explain

So is there a mode where every player gets a ban 100% or do I just have to uninstall until le ebin level 15 anti mage with morphling ultimate gets nerfed?

>AM vs invoker finals

nice

>feeding on ogre
chinks...

RUNNING IT DOWN MID