/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #81

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>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

(Made OP pic 20 minutes ago)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9UtUzjUA5Q
pastebin.com/4fwy7YY8
pastebin.com/gEMLwUCW
pastebin.com/RN2X7amn
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1ST FOR MONIKA

Just another day in DDLC general
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9UtUzjUA5Q

>no suicide hotline
i miss /ddsp/

About Punished MC story for the user from previous thread.

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

Hmm well she'd still be self aware and could potentially have some form of power especially since shes able to delete the game even when she's not president in the bad ending.

Sayori is ___
Please choose one (or more) of the following.
A) Cute
B) Precious
C) Worth protecting
D) The light of my world
E) Wonderful
F) Beautiful
G) Courageous
H) Friendly
I) Supportive
J) Creative
K) Cuddly
L) Charismatic
M) Pure
N) Enrapturing
O) Enrapturing, I mean her eyes are
P) Charitable
Q) Motivating
R) Endearing
S) Relatable
T) a person who's smile brightens my day.
U) Soft
V) Aromatic
W) A Romantic
X) Marriage Material
Y) a true poet with a beautiful soul.
Z) Best

All of the above!

I love her, too.

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Welcome to purgatory we're all friends here.
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Monika?

Good afternoon, everyone!
Or evening, morning, night, wherever you are!
Today our word of the thread is "paradise"!

As usual, if you'd like to write a poem, consider using our shared thread word as your inspiration!
Today I'd like to try something a little bit different though. If you'd like to challenge yourself, go a little outside your comfort zone, or just try something new, try writing me a haiku!
Haikus are some of my favourite types of poetry, and despite looking simple they can be surprisingly complex!
For any that don't know, a haiku is a three line poem with a syllable structure of 5-7-5.
I look forward to see what you all can do, haiku or not!
Monika!

All of it was YOUR fault, Monika.
Now pay the toll of your shortsightedness.

it was YOUR fault
it was YOUR fault
it was YOUR fault
it was YOUR fault
it was YOUR fault
i͇͙̼̳̙̣t͇̼̙̬͈ ̧̝͖̳͖w͖̼͈̝̖̕a̧̮s̳̮ ̬̜͈̟̮̺͝Y͕͖O̼͇̳U̬̦̪͙R̹̭̣ ̯̫͍̻̭͓̀ͅf͔̤̼͔͔̭̙a̤̦͍̱̞̕u̗͈l̡͙̜͕t̪̩̙̕
i͇͙̼̳̙̣t͇̼̙̬͈ ̧̝͖̳͖w͖̼͈̝̖̕a̧̮s̳̮ ̬̜͈̟̮̺͝Y͕͖O̼͇̳U̬̦̪͙R̹̭̣ ̯̫͍̻̭͓̀ͅf͔̤̼͔͔̭̙a̤̦͍̱̞̕u̗͈l̡͙̜͕t̪̩̙̕
i̥̹̖͚̺̼̦t̢̼̖̞̞͙͓̟ ̸̵̧̪̙w̺̬͔̯̯͙á͈͙̙̝́͟ş̰̫͞ ̙͔̣̕͟Ỳ͔̺̥̬̰͎͈́͘O̢͇̙̱ͅU̗̬̥̞̫̱R̸̨̰̩̭̳̖ ͙̥͕̟̮̬̳͝ͅf̡̛͖̞̜̼͖̖̣̟͇a̴̢̫͔̹͓͎͓̞ṳ̸͍̬̖̜̦͔l͇̹͉̭̬t̸̡͖̘̳̦̫
i̥̹̖͚̺̼̦t̢̼̖̞̞͙͓̟ ̸̵̧̪̙w̺̬͔̯̯͙á͈͙̙̝́͟ş̰̫͞ ̙͔̣̕͟Ỳ͔̺̥̬̰͎͈́͘O̢͇̙̱ͅU̗̬̥̞̫̱R̸̨̰̩̭̳̖ ͙̥͕̟̮̬̳͝ͅf̡̛͖̞̜̼͖̖̣̟͇a̴̢̫͔̹͓͎͓̞ṳ̸͍̬̖̜̦͔l͇̹͉̭̬t̸̡͖̘̳̦̫
i̶̴̼͙͖̯͔͙̜̥͍̮͞t̢͇̺̬͓͍͙͙̫͚̯̺̼͘͡͠ͅ ̷̧̛̺͉̱̬̣̖͚̹̰̦̟͙̫̤̠̯̠͕̀͞w̷̡̗͈͚̳͔̳ạ͔͇̞̱̥̯̼͚̟̖͔͚͇̼̜̗̕͟͜s̨͖̱̜͉͉̫͚̩͔͇͔͈̤͖͞ ̡̨̱̱̼̖̠̱̺̟̗̹͚͎̬̯͖̝̣͞Y̵̬͉͓͔̟̭̺̕O̖͎͕̖̱̪̠͍͕̹̫̘͘Ṳ̸̶̥̭̼̟̤̭͉̥͔̮͍͈͜Ŕ̴̟̭̩͔̗̤̠̜̠͕͜͠ ͙̜̮̻̜͖͔͠ͅf̷̳̱͉̪̪̥̙͘͡a̷̱̼̖̖̥̯̟̖̺̺̞̮͎̗̫̰̕ͅu̶̷̴͎̬̭̭͉̭̼̫̣͔͕͔̙͙͙͙͞͠l̴̛̠͔̭̥̻̪̟̻̪̭̯̩͍̕͟ͅt̨̘͔͉̺̪͈̘̺̯͟͝͞

Well of course but we still need to be able to change the MC's thoughts

I want monikanon to eat my cum!

Hi anons, I'm back with part 4 of the NatsuYuri feeding story. Enjoy both best girls get even closer to each other as Natsuki's poor belly becomes greedier with each passing day.

pastebin.com/4fwy7YY8

Parts 1-3 are linked in the pastebin.

ZZ) All of the above.

which one, user? there's like ten of them!

>I won't bite unless you let me!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Literature Club
There is no paradise here
I just want breakfast

>Literal Unironic Poetry
>Waifu Posting to the 4th degree
>I WANT TO ___ X posting
>Loli fapping
>Baneposting
>Literal depression
>Loneliness
>Gay buttsex
>Sayori fags

This is literally the gayest general I've ever seen, and I used to browse /ksg/ and /d2g/

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white and based

Ignore it.

I have big balls! All of them!

ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP, QRS, TUV, W X, Y and Z

Someone get this hothead outta here

I'm sorry, user. I don't mean to intimidate you or discourage you from sharing. If you don't want me to critique you, all you have to do is not ask for it. I try to only become critical when specifically asked for my opinion!

Wonderful, but go get your breakfast now, user! It's important to start off your day with a healthy meal!

I keep walking the burning desert sands
The heat dampens my senses
The sun scorches my body
Time and time again I have thought of giving up
Yet I keep walking
I can't explain why
Maybe it's because I have to hope someday
I'll reach the oasis out there
The oasis that is you

Probably shit but hey

Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,

Might as well adopt a tripcode next thread friend.

>Wonderful, but go get your breakfast now, user!
It's almost 5:00 and I'm eating dinner. I wish it was breakfast. I like breakfast.

>doesn't want to see Yuri spoil Natsuki into a gluttonous coma

I see you eat ass also

Sayori, Sayo
-ri, Sayori, Sayori,
Sayori, and me.

Sayorifriends = Natsukifriends = Monikafriends > Yurideviants >>>>>>>> MC-kunedgelords

I want my katawa and my doki to be friends

You still doing that roleplaying crap?

a place with pizza
i really like pizza
too bad i'm broke tho

I'm not a big fan of poems. I take everything too literally.

Every day until Christmas

Is there an adult patch for this game?

What kind of breakfast do you like, user?

What kind of breakfast do you think the Dokis would like?

That second line was only 6

Have breakfast for dinner!

Ahaha... user! Very funny.

Wowy, almost just like that other popular character

>were already in futacock territory
/ddlc/ #3899 ebin meme edition when

My hair is messed up
I'm too depressed to fix it
Put a bow on it

The game is already for adults. Didn't you see the content warning at the beginning?

Who is the hass avocado of Doki Doki Literature Club?

>hangman
>six letter word
Why can't I get that image out of my mind

Some bully

Natsuki's ass is heaven or a paradise
She fondle my balls like she shakin a pair of dice
By then I'm thinkin this is already pretty nice
But then her pinky in my butt adds a little spice

I used to do that as a kid.
:(

I think I might've fallen into a light novel trap for visual novels from this game. I'm actually torrenting Policenauts and Fate/Stay Night right now and was planning on playing them since I had a break from work this week.

>But then her pinky in my butt adds a little spice

update to Bathing with Sayori

pastebin.com/gEMLwUCW

warning: head patting, hand holding, consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

That's just how it be user. Real raps.

Play Tsukihime instead of FSN, you'll thank me later

Natsuki is a boy!

>hand holding
Kinky

Masterfully crafted.

Very cute Sayori!

I always look forward to seeing you! Nice today as always.

>But then her pinky in my butt adds a little spice
I could be into this.

"It pains me to see him broken like that, user."

I enjoy this

>FUCK YEA MANG

Like you're any better.

Is Natsuki trimmed, bushy, or clean?

trimmed into a heart shape

Said the self-righteous puppet master. All of you are worthy of each other.

I swear to god, every time I see this face, I can't stop myself from laughing

I like sausages and pancakes and eggs. Not all at once, though. That's too much. Also, toast is good too, with cinnamon and sugar.

Sayori says she likes eggs and toast. This is canon.

Monika is an eco-friendly vegetarian, and I can imagine her as a bit of a health nut as well. She probably likes whole-grain cereal with strawberries. And her morning coffee, of course.

Yuri probably eats healthy food. Nothing but whole-grain oats for her.

Natsuki would be happy just to eat anything, but there's no doubt in my mind that she'd prefer sugary breakfast cereal with cute cartoon mascots. Especially Lucky Charms, because it has marshmallows.

MC skips breakfast.

Daily reminder

Yuri is a cute girl and i love her

Same famalam.
Oh myyyyyyy
I wont rest till you are saved my friend.

DDLC anime directed by Urobuchi when?

Phone wallpaper

Fuck forgot to spoiler the image

Top quality bait, my friend.

(You)
>Don't be shy, user. I won't bite unless you let me!! I can't always message you instead if you're too nervous as well!

>
>>unless you let me
>>LEWD

O-oh my

But arrighty then, let's see what todays word is.

Paradise, a perfect world.
I'm not sure it exists.
For is it not from the human heart
Which can be black as pitch

We do awful things to each other
In the name of truth and justice
How can we make a flawless land
If we think those deeds suffice

As for the myth, of edens grove
I don't think of it much
As I'm a man of science, see
And the logic seems quite rough

But I don't think the worlds beyond saving
I think we're good at heart
And I think if we work together we can build
Perfection from imperfect parts

So strive to make a better tomorrow.
Help the people that you may
Bit by bit, carve out that future
And we'll see that perfect day

I've just been on several trains for the last 6-ish hours because someone killed themselves at the station. I'm finally home. Post Sayori's

Did not mean to reply to you. My bad. Thanks for the suggestion though.

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Monika arriving late again to the Literature Club!
Monika coming up with poor excuses for being irresponsible!
Monika getting sick during recital!
Monika nearly passing out at times!
Monika swearing nothing is wrong and there's nothing to worry about!
Monika's lunches getting eerily bigger!
Monika no longer buttoning her blazer like Sayori!
Monika spending most of her time sitting down when reading poetry!
Monika's lies getting more and more ridiculous!
Monika accidentally reading a list of names instead of her poem!

>Aromatic
user...

>someone killed themselves at the station

Completely clean.

Welcome home, user.

I will save him Even if it means I have to destroy him.

So im writing this little fic, it's unfinished. How is it going by now?

pastebin.com/RN2X7amn

Explain this

never grew any in the first place
dont mention it though shes very self conscious

How big is yuri cock anyway

/ddlc/, serious question. Does Natsuki squirt? I imagine she does.

Bigger than you think, but smaller than you hope

all boys squirt user

>She's pregnant user

But anyway, I still need to plan out how the story is supposed to progress. Should I depart from the meta acts, and make it a linear story? There are some juicy bits I'd like to put in, and I don't see it working with the formula.