World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

Say something you're happy about the other faction getting.

I'm happy Orcs are getting straight-backs for Orcs.

My lover!

Better selection of raiding guilds.

Thats literally it, too. I hate the "warchief", I hate the fact that the faction is 60%+ blood elf, and I hate the mud hut aesthetic that hasn't evolved in a literal decade.

draenei are cute!

>tfw no one ever appreciates my heals because i'm disc

The racials for the subraces are really interesting.
Racials rework for all races?

>Another expansion where the undead are left unresolved

I’m disc. Everyone appreciates my heals.

>all the copies of a pet on AH were bought over night
>someone put one for 10k (just 9k over what it's really worth)
>another guy, probably the other in an alt is trying to sell it for 5k on LFG/tradechat as if it was a huge deal
what a guy

I'm happy night elves aren't going to be cold this winterveil

I want to get between those legs and worship my queen while she maintains a bored composure and humours another war "council" from orc brainlets

...for the horde...

>wake up at 5PM
>log in
>relog between alts to check out gold class hall missions
>now im sitting in the character selection screen rotating my toons around

such is life

God-Emperor Anduin is the best character redesign WoW has ever had

>god emperor
>gets beaten by a random troll warrior

unless you are in a top % raid guild vying for world firsts that doesn't matter

I'd be scared of getting assaulted desu

>beaten
>literally craters the warrior in melee
>is still a priest

I appreciate your heals AND your damage user!!

O-okay ;_;

It absolutely does.

Is that the same troll warrior that got turned into a crater by Anduin?

she seemed pretty pissed about getting enslaved

why did she just float away

Lads, how cancerous is Tichondrius? I feel like leveling a Horde character and I've had a level 90 monk just sitting there since MoP.

Run another M+.

>comparing some pussyboy who gets punched by a troll and cries to the master of mankind

Stop trying to force this user, it's embarassing

>beaten
>literally obliterates the troll's entire body THROUGH HIS SHIELD with a massive explosion just from one swing

...

>go on official story forums
>full of almost nothing but sylvanas and general horde cocksuckers
>nothing but apologists and idiots who can't admit to themselves that the Horde is a shallow and evil faction now

>go on glorious Scrolls of Lore
>full of enlightened posters who are experts on the lore and know the Horde is full of irredeemable trash

it's funny not even MMO-C has a huge, festering Horde apologist presence like the story forums do. Pure cancer, that place.

>straight orc
There's no reason not to play the superior race now.

I don't want neither, I want Baine to be the "warchief" and I want him to finally achieve peace so we Blizzard stops going back to Horde vs Alliance everytime they need a filler.

I haven't looked at the actual data, but I suppose that having more top guilds in a faction results in more guilds that can actually clear mythic in that faction.

AAAHH L-LIGHT HELP MEEE!!!

Highmountain Tauren. It'll be nice seeing them around the world.

the reason you don't have any friends is because you're a douchebag who scares off anybody who tries, at least part of you knows this is true

Wh-where is mommy!

but I do have a friend who literally said she thinks I'm fun to talk to like an hour ago

Seriously, get help if you crave Yous that badly.

>Sylvanas pushes anduin to the ground, squats, and pisses on his face
>wow.... fellas...... the imperium of man is now.... he is our emperor.....

Sound like someones anally ravaged about his faggot-tree blowing up.

>Watch Blizzcon grand finals
>Resto druid has infinite mana and self peels
>Resto shaman is always out of mana and has to play like a god just to barely still in the game
How is it possible this broken class has remained Tier 0 for a decade?

>lorefag
>alliancecuck

yikes

>vagueposting

This is what happens when you give horde blood elves

Replace douchebag with autist and it's spot on.

Perfect warchiefs don't exi-

st.

why are alliancefags such cucks

go back to goldshire this is my burden to bare

Thrall was perfect until he gave up

OH NO NO NO NO

>MFW I can finally play as Majima Zenko

what do you guys think of my transmog?

Hey Horde, I'm glad you guys burn down Teldrassil and take over Ashenvale and Darkshore.
Sincerely all elf haters here in the HUMAN kingdoms.

This is not Garithos writing this.
P.S it really isn't.

It's a little silly, user.

>Panda 4%
Too high

he was a mistake

orcs were never noble savages

edgy/10 but I like it.

>Hordecucks literally attempt to assassinate the high king of the Alliance while the forces of Azeroth are supposed to be uniting against the Legion
>Still deny they're the shallow and evil faction
yikes
and by hordecucks i mean allycucks and by high king I mean warchief

>"horde"
lmao

I cannot fucking wait for Classic.

>No Pandas
>No Belfs
>No slutmogs
>No Worgen
>No Draenei
>No welfare titanforging
>No welfare legendaries
>No LFR
>No group finder

The fact it gets the pathetic ERPers in this thread so upset is proof it is going to be amazing.

>thrall literally manages to convince orcs to try and reclaim their culture and find a place to live peacefully in a world that rightfully hated them after what they've done
>decides to step down despite constant evidence that other orcs are dumb

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Grand Alliance. The story is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of lore most of the it will go over a typical Horde player's head. There's also Genn's bitter outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Roman literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of lore, to realize that they're not just morally better- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Grand Alliance truly ARE bad people- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bitterness in Genn's existencial catchphrase "Filthy stupid and savage Horde beasts" which itself is a cryptic reference to Roman literature describing ancient Germany. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Anduin's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Grand Alliance tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

(stolen from EU forum)

>shitvanas
>warchief
lol

the best part of the armor is the person inside it

I have 4 blood elf characters but only because arcane torrent is the best racial in the entire game

>Pretending that playing a short big nose green Jew isn't funny

And until it gets nerfed Horde will have a gigantic belf population.

guys importanto question here

i had a guy in my friendslist but hes gone now, i armoried his name and cant find him

did he
>delete his toon
>server change that includes a name change
?

alliance now has TWO mottos

Nathanos is a lucky bastard.
>tfw you realise in lore all the elf girls want human dick

>"""horde""""
lmfao

>the horde are just misundersto-

>make fat old ugly warlock
>summon succubus pet and name her Tohsaka Rin
The dream is true!

Play a holy paladin
Absolutely no one will give a fuck about our heals

I'd be fine with Sylvy and Nathanos burning the tree if SAURFANG WASN'T COMPLICIT IN IT

>Alliance had their entire army at the border of Tirisfal
>not at war

Shut the fuck up please

What did he mean by this?
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58502edf2a324

Yes user, because the timeline is oh so clear from the snippets of information presented on blizzcon.

*snort*T-the horde are l-laughing at us again b-bros....

*begins to sob quietly*

W-we're gonna own them in battle f-for azeroth, r-right bros?

*sniffle*

Do not forget Genn attacked Sylvanas in Stormheim.

remarkable taste you have

You look like you wear this in public.

>horde brainlets

Uh I pretty much agree with this. Just make it so she ordered some other orc to do it, or heck maybe have a slightly interesting plot and have some orc go behind Saurfang's back to help the new Warchief

>Winning the war you didn't start means you're the bad guy
Alliancucks are literally as dumb as Civilization NPC leaders.

There are no winners playing this game, friend.

This caption misspelled male dragon.

Elves into the pyre.

>Didn't start
>Burns down Teldrassil
Just a prank bro.

I personally think, no matter how you cut it, the burning of Teladrasill is pretty irredeemable.

You forgot

>No QoL
>No Mechanics
>No Class balance