ITT we share business ideas could turn out profitable but you are unable to realize because of your lack of skills in...

ITT we share business ideas could turn out profitable but you are unable to realize because of your lack of skills in web development, programming etc.

I'll start:
- Anonymous betting site using some sort of untrackable currency like bitcoin or gift cards to bet on fucked up stuff like certain people dying/getting assasinated, natural catastrophes happening etc. And even less fucked up stuff like companies going bancrupt etc.
Anything that is manipulatable by the betters themselves which results in 'cool stuff' happening.

Heres one: An anonymous forum where you can bait other people into giving away their business ideas so you can steal them and get rich

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Fix your beliefs and you'll be okay

Plz guys, i need ideas.

This thread deserves a proper saging.

Ok get this:
A meme robot
A robot whose purpose is to invent memes
Surely there must be a market for this

a proper saging indeed

Saging doesn't bump threads down, it just makes it so your current post doesn't bump it up.

You haven't heard of shitpost bot 5000?

Find a distributor that sells product guaranteed to sell below MSRP and re-sell it at MSRP.

Selling morphine in milk for recent born, so parents can sleep and hook the kid to drink it till age of 3. Sell the company to the NYSE 2 years after operation and great sales, use offshore and never touch the USA again

Why would you need to invent a robot when people have already transformed into meme generators? It's cheaper to pay cents on the dollar per day than R&D some AI.

already a thing.

???

replace morphine with sugar and you've got baby formula. kids obese before they can walk, and they won't eat anything without high sugar content

IS that even legal?

Does it fucking matter as long as you get that sweet $$$

An app like Uber for tutoring. Basically a blend of Uber and tinder. The tutors will have profiles with what subjects they assist in, hours they're free, and what they charge. Tutees can lookup and choose which tutor fits them best. Charge a $5 coordination and payment processing fee to the tutors.

Worse user.

Those frogposters do it for free.

Filthy communist NEETs. When you end up on the streets, I'll be laughing as you pitifully try to cash out those precious keks that you hold so near and dear.

that gives me a good idea

check this: a site where you can bump or unbump a post depending on whether you like it or not. think of it like a voting system. and we'll call those bumps/unbumps upvotes/downvotes. and maybe track users to see how many votes they get and we'll call this tracker "karma"

>Dickfarm
>worm farm
>fish farm
>mushroom farm
>buy/sell/trade with fb and cl retards
>rest area for truckers
>brand and swag company
>rock quarry
>dirtwork company
>robot lawn mower leasing
>build and sell lithium battery packs
>etc...

Workung on all of these like an autist.

Shitpost bot 5000.

user has a fb and babybsits it. It males shitty nonesense memes and has 50,000 followers

Kek

I will spill all my ideas (not blueprints ideas) for the lowly, lowly sum of 0.05 bitcoins.

dopest af picture reply I've ever seen in 4chins

How about having a monopoly on money? We make it out of thin air, then the government has to borrow it from us at interest. Then everybody gets taxed on their earnings to pay us back. Or has this already been done?

Grow botulism fungus and threaten to unleash it into the wild for a healthy ransom.

Like crunchyroll but no translation crew, just a handful of quality assurance people. All translation is done through bounties from the producers taken by the lowest bidding scanlation team. Not sure about pay model.

A majority of the uber drivers I've had I would never want to sit face to face with, kids ho need tuitoring are just as shallow as me and would be distracted.

Hello i am called drago from country try called bulgaria

i have many ideas for selling

if you get me job I pay your 3 month salary for idea man job in USA

my ideas make you money. it win-win thing

Pretty sure you nedd a license to tutor professionally. At least in first world countries

Want to put in another cuckshed at work. Sell pop and chips and chargers and sandwiches and shit at work.

No idea if it would pay out.

Litteraly only cost is cuckshed, hookups, and materials to build the shelving and stuff. Do a tablet point of sale. And cameras.

Just cant afford all that shit and have it not make money.

My time is free as im shitposting here currently

I'm in!!!

Where do I send the money?

No you don't.

I tutored for many years. There is absolutely no license in the USA at least. You know something, you teach it to someone else, they pay you for it..

Ideas are shit execution is everything.
Someone could take your idea but execute it poorly, never making a dime. You could take your own idea executed even worse than they did because you suck. And some dude way off in Denmark could be executing a similar idea (not the same) and it's a hit. Nigga be rich.
Worrying about you "idea" is a waste of time be because: A) you're probably never going to do anything with it anyway; B) if you did you're probably never get it off the ground or run it so poorly it fails.
Uber was not the first to come up with the idea for random fucks chauffeuring other fucks around for a price, MagicCab did the same shit Uber did 3 years prior to Uber being founded and it fucking failed because execution of the idea was shit.
Also if you only have one idea for business then you're doing it wrong.

How about a whore lottery? bunch of lonely r9k types all pitch in a few dollars each then one of them gets selected at random and gets a night with a high class escort.

No you don't. How would you even enforce that?

I said first world idiot