/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Back to normality edition

Previous thread of pure, refined autism;
Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=BlE4tQl-8is
Dynasty Warriors 9 trailer 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=as1iB6SQJLM
Good Zhang Liao's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=RyL4t8ozrKk
Good Cao Pi's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=NvDpE675cfU

Bulletin:
-KT confirmed a shit
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You, Cao Xiu and Xin Xianying are newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-Aside from the usual costume, informal clothes are confirmed to be in.
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-He has no claws, he has no grace, this change is a fucking disgrace
-They took Sun Ce's fucking tonfas
-They took the fucking flute from best girl
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Warriors All-Stars out now and it's shit. SHIIIIT.
-Fire Emblem Warriors is also out for those who still care.
-Reportedly, DW9 will have a roster of exactly 90 characters so that's all the new adds we will have. (Unconfirmed)
-You can literally buy a shack for yourself in DW9.
-Zhu Ran? more like Poo Ran!

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1st for best girl

Every post below this is being made by a proud conscript in the Shu army, fighting to secure your freedom from the tyranny of Cao Wei. Be sure to show your support for our troops!

Green hats are cool! Let's all wear them every moment of the day!

did you know that Zhuge Liang invented the spoon dude

Zhuge Liang also invented wheelbarrows, tanks, helicopters, drama, Philosophy, Christianity, Islam, Japan, the US Constitution, Repeater Rifles and hand fans

>forgetting his greatest invention
BEGONE SIMA YI

I think you're forgetting who really invented baozi

youtube.com/watch?v=aIecGvrBw2g

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>cao

>green wei
Now the tables have turned

>xiahou faggot
Could not have said it better

>great zhuge

>gay girls

>attacks fire
>yuanji ass

>ten

I'm kinda glad we don't have to put up with their map designs anymore.

Which should I get on PC, Spirit of Sanada or 4-II? Last SW game I played was 2.

Spirit of Sanada. 4-II is extremely lacking in a lot of things.

Is this accurate?

>let Shu and Wu build up from literally nothing compared to himself already having land and forces from the get go
>couldn't defeat either of them despite having the numerical, land, weapon and resource advantage
Cao Cao's pretty shit. Only the Jia clan, destroyer of empires, could be dubbed chads to be honest.

>Out of loyalty to the Sima clan, he divorced his first wife Lady Li whose father was executed as a traitor and married Lady Guo who bore him two daughters. But because of his second wife's jealous nature, he died without ever leaving a male heir.

Confirmed for not a chad. The true chad of the era was Dong Zhuo.

>no mention of green hat
update your memes please

>didn't give a FUCK about nerdy han shit
>killed a bunch of balless virgins just because he thought it was funny
>made the emperor his bitch
>literally the entire rest of china had to team up to stand a chance against him
>literally cucked the strongest man in china and made him so jelly of his amazing sexual escapades that the only way he could cope was to kill him

You literally can't argue against this. It's impossible.

VIRGIN LÜ

CHAD DONG

Wish he had a younger fitter version instead of just being a fat fuck every game. I get that you guys relate to him being morbidly obese but he'd be cooler if they played up the fact that he was a skilled general.

This

He's literally ancient Chinese Robert Baratheon, strong as fuck, handsome, chivalrous and talented in his youth

He's not fat dude that's pure muscle....

His fat rolls have jiggle physics in the recent games user.

>implying he isn't just jiggling his massive abs like in youtu.be/7nZ1v96-veM?t=49

ok so is xin xianying jin or wei?

Famitsu had her in Wei, but she's clearly wearing a Jin outfit. Someone else here suggested she might start out in the end of Wei and transfer over into Jin.

She's in Jin. The famitsu scan had a typo.

>10

Okay so I started reading the Souten Kouro manga
Holy shit this is on another level of gore and sexual things

i7.mangareader.net/souten-kouro/10/souten-kouro-1285864.jpg

case in point, that's one of the ten eunuchs

That is a remarkably detailed dildo.

Any news?

Cutie

Lu Meng, stop fucking around and go retake Jingzhou. Remember, do NOT kill Guan Yu.

that's not all

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It's been a long time since I saw this picture.

Look at that armpit

*ignores you*

I always did compare Dong Zhuo with Robert Baratheon. It'd be great if they had a large and 'heroic' model for the yellow turban rebellion then fat Dong for his fall from grace.

Well then. Not a christian manga at all.

>dong characters meme

Ehehe

>10

Does any musou stand a chance against el blanco Super Mario?

>>esto es el fin, Lu Bu Homo...

Doesn't stand a chance against El Grande Mamacita Cai Wenji

n-nani?

>10
Now you know why the last OP made the thread the way he did.
Yes, I do. I'd kill for a Sailor Musou, titled Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Musou. I'd main Chibi, Pluto and Venus.

What does an OP have to do with the thread hitting page 10? Last thread also hit several times and it took almost 10 hours for the thread to drag itself to bump limit after it reached 700 posts.

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It generated so much butthurt, people kept bumping it at a steady pace arguing with some discussion inbetween. This is barely at fifty posts.
Are you one of those faggots I'm talking about?

Yeah, right. I'd rather letting the thread die than letting that happen, because that is how everything go to shit.

Both Dong Zhuo and Yuan Shao were both too pure for the chaos of the land in their youth to be honest.

Yeah because bumping the thread with stupid autism over the OP is worth keeping the thread alive.

Have it your way.

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>Saffron on chips

Sailor Moon was only good when it was on Toonami in the 90's. I don't even care if they were cousins.

You can leave.

>waifufags wanted realism
>talk sword sounds
>forget waifu days
>yuanji ass years

kys dumb nintenfat

>chips
get out euroscum, those aren't even close to chips

they're french fries

Does all of yurop call them chips or just the UK?

no

when I hopped around Scotland, Ireland and England they were universally called chips, I'm not surprised about that but I can't speak for the rest of europe

you know I'm right

>kys
get out newfag

dumb nintenigger vtard...

get cucked son

stupid nintenfat...

>nin10yearold

go away the adults are talking.

now go, go back to /nintendogaf/

omg is this real?!

yes

the utter state of (you) right now when Mario is a better Yukimura than Yukimura.

SEETHING

death to nintenfats

Is there more to this image?

It's been a while! Buuut, all the threads have been lively enough with conversations about asses and green hats and shitty OPs and all that, didn't feel like stretching the image limit and all.

If all we've got are fucking Nintendo shitposting on both ends, though, I figure I can continue in good conscience.

if you forgot how things got to this point press 1

What's Zhong Hui's plan?

any love for the actual best girl?

well.

2nd favorite after Venus

>Venus
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

is this /asp/ is that fucking you carter?

>best girl
but user, you didn't post Pluto.

Should have posted Uranus

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>Changed the awesome music with faggy Power Rangers shit
>muh cousins
>Mirroring scenes so the viewers will think the series takes place in umerica
>Calling kanji funny symbols
>Couldn't dub Stars due to the crossdressers
You can leave.

I'm okay with that. Uranus has the best porns

when this man walks up to the bar, smacks your waifu on the ass and then marries her what do you do?

how about a US presidency musou?

fuck off /pol/

And the faggy power rangers shit was better weeb man. Just like Power Rangers music was superior to Zyuranger in every conceivable way and it's hilarious tryhard story and attempt at creating a serious souning soundtrack leading to even being more successful in Japan than Zyuranger.

Door's right behind me, omae.

This man cannot handle an argument.