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xth per mia moglie Syndra
Buon pomeriggio, /lolg/!

Idk if I should hate or love you at this point user. Anyways good one.

THREADLY REMINDER:

I am going to brutally and aggressively breed Shyvfag, with or without their consent!

I guess super galaxy skin turn shyvana asian

Nani the fuck

Kayle is fun

I want Xayah to sit on my face and poke me with her feathers!

I can't wait to violently throw Zoe into a cloud of poisonous gas.

>vladfag wn sit on your face

Is she worth buying? I have like 5k BE and I was going to save up for my waifu Vi but I've been debating her for a while.

This is wrong strategy even for cash out. Cash out needs to exploit existing players but they have all they need open already. Season passes when?

REDDIT MELTING DOWN

MATH PROVE RIOT GIVE LESS CURRENCY

FEEL OF NOT GAINING REWARD AFTER EACH GAME IS KILLING IT

END OF LEAGUE IS APPROACHING IF RIOT DON'T MAKE CHANGE

>Use throw
>She ults away
Bravo

>give Press the Attack its AD per auto attack back
>let it keep the on-hit damage every third attack, but reduce it significantly
>stagger out the damage amp so it grants 4% every 3 attacks instead of 12% up front
>25% penalty to all three effects for ranged users

You will never hold Tristana up using only your dick

>Comes right back into the cloud.
>Dies
Bravo indeed

my clinet keep glitching after preseason and i can't evne pick runes in champion select
finnaly good reason for throwing this fucking game away

She is stronk, can go every lane, can be mained but most players find her boring.

*presses R*
HYYYYYAAAAAA!
*gets a triple kill on the other side of the map*
*free gold*
Nothing personal kid

>tfw no league of legends 2 so we can get HD 3D models of the champions for SFM smut (people with bad computers can stay on LoL 1)
feelsbad

Cuz your dick is too small?

Her ult puts her back to where she ulted from. Kind of stupid if you ask me.

uh... guys...?
what happened here?

riot is to smart too implement bkb properly with skills that bypass, partially or fully, magic immunity
valve has terrible marketing and blizzard is blizzard, as much as their games are praised to heaven people know competitive scene is dead on the track or, uh, dota2 wouldn't be valve's
>because there's NO GAME that offers the same things League offers.
it's more like there isn't anyone who isn't as incompetent to do their job

>some champs are imbalanced as fuck
>one shoots everywhere
>some champs are even worse than before
HOW CAN A BILLIONARE COMPANY FAIL THIS HARD?

PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME

I DONT UNDESTAND

WHY IS RIOT SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE

O MY GOD

rioters have replied to all their threads saying they were discussing the issue
dont get your hopes too high

I want Nami to smother me with her fishpussy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


FUCK SHACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yep, pretty much.

Then again Reddit are collective idiots as usual for trusting Riot's lies in the first place.

But the outrage to the new constitution & essence system is so strong that Riot will has no choice in the matter and will be forced to accommodate them in some way or form.

heal

>find her boring
until she starts shredding down groups of retards

time to back to dota guess, let's see how this game will be look at the end of preseason

filenames

oh right i'm dumb

*farms top lane for 20 minutes*
*walks into your lane with demolish and Q*
*destroys your tower*
*can't be 1v1'd by anyone*
*pushes to nexus*

>playin top lane
>enemy jg camps top
>my jg goes bot
>enemy adc gets triple

Is there any ADC you should go Lethal Tempo over Press the Attack on? Lethal Tempo doesn't seem to be worth it because of the cooldown, it doesn't even seem to be worth it on champs like Kogmaw, but I bet Press the Attack is going to get nerfed anyways

>league of legends 2
You are onto something! How can we force people to buy things they own again? Then sabotage old game like rito did with dota 1 lol.

>Play Udyr
>Get one (1) kill
>Automatically win the game. There is literally nothing the enemy team can do. Don't even have to splitpush because you shred tanks twice as fast as an ADC.

my "profile insignia" is gold but I got to plat last season
is it going to change? does this mean i'm getting a gold border too?

>play Yorick
>Qs you for 1300 damage
>takes your inhib at 9 minutes

you ended gold in s6 didn't you?
for some reason everybody got the border of what they were in s6, until rewards are distributed
it can take up to weeks
I hope riot doesn't fuck up I'm finally back in master

This is Caitlyn

She is my favorite character in League of Legends
She can shoot really far and lay beartraps

What was you rank at the season end?

oh, that's okay then
i was worried my flex rank was fucking everything up

I've never dropped a single main. And yes I did since his launch I've mained this bird and I will continue to do so.

Azir is my favorite character.

She has the most beautiful face of all the League girls. It's a shame that she's a lesbian

Here is the thing: you don't lose buff when you switch targets with lethal tempo.

How can riot fuck it up so hard, the new Blue Essence system is abhorrent loot box practice and the new 'rune' system sucks. Is there any way left for riot to unfuck their fucking game?

>Not playing Nasus jungle with Dark harvest

Its like you hate winning

>tfw used to play udyr a shitton on release
>haven't touched him in ages
His recent buffs are as good a time as any to pick him back up, what does he even build nowadays

Same as it ever was

If two teammates have PtA and both land three autos on a champ do the amps stack?

I enjoy playing as champs that chase you down, kiting your traps, before shoving my low range blade up your arse.

>muh steraks
well then get a steraks you dipstick, like I said there are 2 open spots to get whatever the fuck you want, so buy a steraks. no one is stopping you, moron

I have no idea. Literally just go random bullshit runes and random bullshit items and you will go fucking nuclear in games.

>Fail

But they didnt fail. They accomplished exactly what they wanted to. They've made esports and streams way more entertaining and gimped rewards to shoehorn people into RP purchases.

Assassins were a fucking mistake, prove me wrong.

>This much dedication

Godspeed aziranon

>I'm reporting anyone who's afk for even a moment at the start of the game for not playing with the team
>mfw the punishment notices have been arriving

Since user mentions "shredding tanks" I assume he's playing him tiger (phoenix is kinda bad ever since runic echoes + boots3 happened)
If I had to guess, press the attack, bloodrazor, then eh... Either BC+titanic hydra and you're sort of a bruiser, or triforce sterak for extra juicy procs

I am still waiting till they introduce BKB for melees. With the amount of CC in this game, melee autoattackers are literal garbage in the current state.
Even mundo who has CC reduction on his W is shit, don't make me start with Aatrox, Jax etc.
Why do you only see ranged autattackers? Because they can at least shoot. As a melee you will never be on target for long enough to make more than 1 autoattack.
Why do you think everyone is playing skillshotbased champs or pure tanks?
The reason melee carries in dota exist is because of BKB. The reason why they don't in lol because of lack of BKB.

any non NA/EU players here?

Whats her name again?

You will get the new border before the end of November.

I can't

Riddlershen's played far more than I have on Shen and I'm 150% sure he's better than I am.

But without Assassins we get Ardent Censer meta.

who is the most mommy champ in league?

Efjee 'i swear that arent my nudes' depoortere

I love Sona!

I love her fashion, I love her puns, I love her attitude, I love her music, and I love her!

so who's the highest leveled player? Is it possible someone is level 40/50?

BE is shit but at least it ain't dynamic Q.

soraka
>they still haven't fixed her face
sfm porn when, though

>im a rebel
>killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
>stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
>omg shoes
>rawr >:3

I miss EVE. Maybe I should play that shit again.

i'm 33 so I guess people that've been playing 24/7 are 37 tops

i love her milk

based xayahposter

Leona

Because Daddy is a better shot

True, but you still get an assload of attack speed from Legend: Alacrity, so I bet Press the Attack is better for shredding tanks, especially since your team benefits from the debuff

>they still haven't fixed her face
Just buy SG skin goy

Fucking spics gtfo

>inb4 not spic
Nobody fucking cares kys

>Pick Jhin
>Enemy picks Zed and Shaco
>Can't do shit
>Get killed in an instant by either one of them
>Can't farm because if I go bot or top they just tower dive me like its nothing.

I just want to die, this meta sucks. Wake me up when Riot decides to gut assassins.

>The vast majority of those are shit.
What went so wrong?

>alextraza
>the mommy of HotS
wrong. Zagara would like to have a word with you

also leona is easily the most mommy champ in league

Every match lately
>An ally has been slain!
>Fuck, well I'll go gank there when I'm near-
>An ally has been slain!
>Damn it.
>An ally has been slain!
>STOP
>An ally has been slain!
>An ally has been slain!
>An ally has been slain!
>An ally has been slain!
>An ally has been slain!
>An enemy is legendary!

STOP

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCKING MAKE STOP
YOU LITERALLY JUST NEED TO SIT TIGHT AND PLAY SAFE WHILE THE REST OF YOUR TEAM CARRIES
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PLAYING AGGRESIVE AND OVEREXTENDING

>reddit angry that riot gives champion shards that are worth less BE
>seem to forget you can upgrade the champion shards for less BE
hmmmmmmmm

>try out Rakan

what is the purpose of the double E range for Xayah

was sync'd recall not flavorful enough

I've had so many bad games these past few days I'm honestly surprised I haven't deleted it yet. It's like everyone is pretending to be a retard just because there's new runes or something. No exception, every. single. match in the past few days had at least 1 monkey who fed out of their ass. If I won it's because the enemy also had 1 or more of these cretins.
Every match is honestly a toss, you either get more idiots and lose, or the enemy has more idiots and win.

This was my latest game, it made me angry enough to actually come and post here.

How about shards for solo Q dropping in dynamic Q?

:3

I'll take that.

If you were good enough you could still gank regardless. Stop being shit.

>

ultimate proof that redditors have sub-40 IQs.

>Both dishonorable.
Try something else, like National-socialism. This will bring you instantly to honor 5.

>need BE to upgrade champ shard
>have to dust champ shard to get BE to upgrade said shard
???

>Shaco has been garbage for years
>Rework made him worse
>Riot then nerfs it
>finally. new runes help him out a bit
>WAAAAHHH NERF ASSASSINS
>coming from an ADC player
you're pathetic