/utg/ - Undertale General

cute nerds

Thanks user!

Good afternoon.

This is my favorite Chara thing.

Are these nerds also cute?

God, it's afternoon already?

Thanks twitteranon.

Mettaton is a human nerd
Toriel is a snail nerd
Lady Garf is a word search nerd
Name an Undertale who is not a nerd

Yes!

cute

Asriel is a slutty boy.

Asriel is a boat, turned into a plower.

Preaching to the choir

>plow

The shopkeeper rabbit is obviously a jock

The shopkeeper rabbit is a history nerd

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The Barrier

So it is, user, so it is.

The Barrier is a huge magic nerd, with a special interest in formal proofs of security

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Chilldrake

Chilldrake is a numerical linguistics nerd

DEAD INSIDE
DON'T OPEN

Snowdrake's mom

Can't be a nerd if you're barely cognizant

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ewww
cooties

Snowdrake's mother is a comedy nerd

*vomits*

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can the spider make sound and ethical investments on the MONSTAQ Stock Exchange?

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But can the spider prevent the Alliance from retaking Lordaeron from its current denizens?

I'm not a baby bird, Papyrus, I can feed myself just fine.

But can the Spider stop the world from becoming a Cony Island Disco Palace!?

Why the hell would you want to stop that?

It would totally destroy 99% of all wildlife and make the only form of music Disco!

Sometimes you need to break some eggs to make a funky omelette

boop the snoot

The baby spider drinking hot spider cider in the rocking chair on the porch on a crisp fall evening!
Sneaking up behind the baby spider and rocking the rocking chair very hard!
The baby spider spilling her spider cider on herself and it being so hot it hurts a bit!
The baby spider crying!

Boop~

The price is to high! It's not worth it.

Don't forget.

he literally can't love me after the ending

Yes he can.

Just take him to the surface and put him on the kind of medicine people who had a pinealectomy take, the surface figured out how to treat soullessness decades ago

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What did flowey say that shocked papyrus so much?

>Horse Pussy

"I eat snail food"

Totally! Anything unethical is anti-cute!
Lovely spider!
She can do even better! If they listened to what she had to say, the spider could get the Alliance and the Horde to stop fighting! Everyone can live together in peace!
Of course! Even though Disco actually has rather high cuteness content, ruining the whole world just for it is not cute at all! The world needs wildlife and music diversity to maintain its cuteness levels!
Shooing the bully away!
Tending to the spider and cleaning the spilled cider!
Making another cup of spider cider for the spider!
The spider carefully and happily enjoying the cider on the porch!

Good choice

I don't get it.

Containment breach?

Next time you're with your friends whisper it into their ear.

If only I could actually feel that love.
youtube.com/watch?v=R2zXxQHBpd8

youtube.com/watch?v=qHnIJeE3LAI

>Containment breach?
Yes.

I'm getting the spider pregnant.

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I hope you are ready to sire 230 kids.

I've always wanted my own harem!

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Pollination season

absolutely disgusting

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I'm still mad at twitteranon for this

What would you do if this guy and Gaster teamed up to conquer the world?

>speech:100
>>kill yourselves

Activate my collar and blow myself up, fuck that noise.

Elijah is a coward
i would try to instigate a rift between the two and stick with gaster to the very end.

Post Undertales relaxing

With Elijah's super tech autism abilities in being able to see tech synergies where other people wouldn't see them and Gaster's ability to make tech with magic, science and innovation, the two would be unstoppable unless you killed them.

No!

I know what that is

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birb

Mickey Mouse and Goofy

Brib

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trib the brib

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OH, Yeeeees~

What if a Furby fell into the underground?

It would overthrow the monarchy from the ruins.