/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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xth for midlanders

xth for petting lalas

We need more fat cats and housing items based off of minions in this game.

Hopefully some of those winners from the housing contest actually get made.

middies!

wtb mateus eb
or server suggestions

When does MNK get a ranged attack

xth for friends hanging out

>tfw no hot stud to give me a cum enema

Bestlanders

when you get shoulder tackle
your ranged attack is launching yourself on the enemy

Ward 8 Plot 8 Mist.

hot

thicc

I'd pump you

is ultrash a part of the /xivg/ discord?

how does one get invited to the ultrash (/xivg/) ls on balmung? is it like getting invited to the grammy's if u get in?

Auralander

looking for MOTHERLY ELEZENS to BULLY in game

cat

almost everyone there is cancer, avoid it.

pat

Lazy fatass

Howling fist is your longest range attack at 10 yalms, as far as I'm aware.
And it just now occurred to me that it's pretty much shockwave from FFT.

to be honest if your very presence causes disruption and derailment in a thread and you get someone to actively hunt your tripcode to get it banned, its probably for your best interest to leave said community.

I want to sit on that catboy's lap!

to be honest if you get angry at images on an image board, it's probably best for you to leave the internet and read a book.

This

Then leave already you fucking nuisance, stop shitting up the thread with your hatred. Everyone that gives a fuck had him filtered.

But user, sometimes books have images too!

Any1 on odin wanna save an old person dying of boredom leveling an alt? ;_;

What did you have in mind?

It's occupied right now, but you can always book an appointment

This

>"my controller died"
>"my static does it THIS way"
>"my fkin controller"
>"are u guys using diversion"
>healer dies to aero
>both tanks dies to first double attack
>both tanks die to second double attack
>dragoon dies and resses three times in a row
>people getting feared off platform
>allagan dies on GCO so we all die

>"""""GCO PROG"""""

No.

Idk just bored of doing msq and nobody logging in on main. No lewd if thats what you're asking

who is it occupied by....and are they wearing pants?

Yesterday i saw someone advertising for a console only FC.

Imagine

meowboy-client confidentially sorry

hi pins!

hi

MOMMY

slut I knew it
to think I liked you

You could join the LS and have people to talk to at least.

>multiple faint whispers of "le one guy" are heard across the distance

I'm not a slut!

you're cucking me with someone else right now

I dont even know who you are user!

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Who do I poke for this? I heard ones in pastebin are dead...

The Cuckshed is alive and kicking, the "LS IS DEAD" is just a meme.

Hit me up in Limsa by the tree.

you're cruel. enjoy your new gf slut

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your mom needs to take you internet away from you

hello darkness my old friend

Kumfi?

>Yoshida's picks for another XIV rep in Dissidia are Nael, Zenos, and Alphinaud

Zenos and Alphinaud don't surprise me but Nael instead of Gaius?

I want Zenos in just so he can be happy as fuck with all the new people he'll get to fight.

yoshi really really hates gaius because people sympathised for him and his "evil" was in more of a gray area. where ass the other two are DICKASS evil.

vjera when are you going to fuck off back to bdo??? hello???? like wtf ?????

Nael is a much more iconic villain from the whole dalamud saga.
She came up with the meteor project, she was the one that then persisted in the meteor project when even the emperor didn't want it to happen, her connection to bahamut and her raid presence on both scob and ucoil.

Gaius on the other than was a nice man that got himself into the wrong path because of the ascians, that's it, he was a good man but not a good villain.

until he gets sad that none of them are as good at fucking fighting as the WoL

Highlanders~

closing in on my full 70 character all my DPS is at 70 now with 1 healer and two tanks remaining

when are you going to stop caring about what games people play

no sorry

>she

when are you going to stop responding to me

Nael is a woman pretending to be her brother

We need a memory frag event!

Gaius was an imperialistic jerk who thought he had to lead the savages of Eorzea to salvation. The only thing that differentiates him from Nael is that Gaius wanted to keep as much of Eorzea intact simply so he had something to rule over, while Nael was fine obliterating the whole continent. That is what makes Gaius interesting

sitlanders

Nael van darnus died in combat in his family house. To prevent his troops to lose morale and to keep the darnus house reputation eula darnus, nael sister took his place as legatus.
These events took place way before the meteor project started so we never fought nael, we fought eula.

Sleeplanders

WAKE UP

Brown raen where are you?

Delete this image!!!

who?

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Where is the other cute grey cat that you secretly love and she secretly loves you but you're both eb'd to other other people and have to keep the love a secret or risk blowing up the nutshack which keeps odin alive and pumping?

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wait a second.... she's not a cat anymore!?!?!?!??!?!

how do i join ultrash

is there any ultrash in the /xivg/ discord i can talk to

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Post some music, Halatali is boring.

right now*
and neither am I

>A sleepylander and a awoozer
I'm not sure how to process this

What we have transcend past race and species

youtube.com/watch?v=sgRcxd9bHAk

CG's mulatto baby is cute!

So let me get this straight. You both secretly love each other but you can't express it too much since ebs. So you both fanta away so that your eb's can't find you and that way you can both be alone now and express your love for each other!?

That is cute.

Give me a reason to log in and play. I cant think of anything i want to do. Why does leveling alt jobs feel like such a chore. There are various jobs i want to try but i dont want to have to go though the boring process of actually leveling it.

How do i find my ideal friends in this game? Please i need them since everybody in here are too insane or too degenerate for my taste! Well i wouldn't mind the insane part but still not like the others that make a bad example.

Yea, lets just go with that.

Grown man check
if your character has 3 or more of these qualities chances are you are a grown man
>It wears "modern" glasses (if they are item level 1 its most likely in this list)
>it uses metallic dyes on anything non metal
>it uses claws of the beast
>it has "pure white" "dominatrix/dominator" "deck holder" "serpent chaser" "godess of the hand" as their title
>it plays a "cute" race female character (Miqo'te, Au Ra, Lala, Midlander)
>if it is miqote (female) add a point if it has a fluffytail and or poopnose
>if it is an Au Ra (female) add a point if it is a Raen, uses face 1 (backward horns) or face 3 (crossant horns) and/or a croc tail, further more add a point if it doesnt use limbal rings
>it wears slutglam add another point if it is their battleglam
>nudemod
>it buys cashshop items for slutgam as soon as they can
>they wear makeup/blush that clashes with their skin tone
>anime hair color (includes highlights) add another point if it is anime hair
>f-list, tumblr, hentaifoundry, or twitter link in the search info
>it has RECENTLY changed to match the FotM of the thread (brown reans)
>it wears succubus horns or fox ears for any reason at all
>its in Soft or Silk(yes youre still on the list)
>it types like a 12 year old girl (0w0 =w= ;w;)
>its in an ERP linkshell add one point for each one
>it wears a named collar of their "master" add another point if it is glammed to their main glam
>cheat engine or trainer, for any reason
>its in a relationship with people constantly (this includes failed EBs)
>if it has an alt or transfered to mateus within the last 4 months
>they make custom lewd emotes
>its has an ERP alt on the same world add 1 point for each alt
>if it is a female character, its in EB with another female character
>it has lewd art of its character or is part of a characters lewd art add one point for each piece
>it has begged for a "tribute" in this thread
>it has broken up relationships out of spite or to get with the person in that relationship

come to mateus

youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

Some background music for the mood.

I hope you two live on happy lives together. Truly the best otp from this thread yet.

so who's the futa in here? I hope its the midlander one.

I wonder where Mateus's face is.