/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #106

Monika's Bizarre Adventure Edition

Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

>Tasteless Sayori joke
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality
vocaroo.com/
pastebin.com/uFs07kER
fda.gov/Radiation-EmittingProducts/RadiationEmittingProductsandProcedures/HomeBusinessandEntertainment/ucm142506.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=dIoILN_KrhU
youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Natsuki!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Welcome one, welcome all.
It's time for poetry club!

Word of the thread is "haunt"!
Alternatives (themed) are 'fright', 'evil', and 'cursed'!

If you would like to try writing a poem, consider using our thread's theme word so we can all share our similar poems together.
If not, that's totally okay too! It's just a suggestion! In case anybody is new and doesn't know, this is to encourage both beginners and veterans to try their hand at poetry!
Also, maybe try to comment on one or two other poems that get posted! I'm sure they'd really appreciate it!
I look forward to seeing what you do with this potentially spooky theme!
Monika!

First for Natsuki's a boy

First for Monika!

Every* thread.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Monika.chr is a PNG file containing black and white pixels representing binary code. When converted from binary to text, it's a teaser for something coming in 2018.

Sayori.chr is an OGG file. Its spectrogram contains a hidden QR code that links to projectlibitina.com, which is probably also a teaser for something coming in 2018.

Yuri.chr is a text file encoded in Base64. It contains an excerpt from a creepypasta that Dan claims to have written anonymously in 2015.

Natsuki.chr is an inverted and rectangular-mapped PNG file. Undoing these effects reveals a spooky new blonde character (pic related). Once again, possibly a teaser for something coming in 2018.

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! I've set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- I'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 21 Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 30 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to me here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so plenty of time! Thank you!

No submissions last thread made me a little sad.

The doctor begins: “Your wife survived; she will
probably live longer than you. But there are some compli-
cations: she will no longer be able to control her anal mus-
cles, so shit will drift continuously out of her anus. There
will also be a continuous flow of a bad smelling yellow jelly
from her vagina, so any sex is out. Plus her mouth will
malfunction and food will be falling out of it.” Noting the
growing expression of panic on the husband’s face, the doc-
tor taps him friendly on the shoulder and smiles: “Don’t
worry, I was just joking! Everything is OK —she died during
the operation.

This isn't daily, this is threadly.

She's contagious, she's seeped in
Taken residence within
My mind and physical space.
From all directions, embrace.

Verdant mist, a dripping sound
I sense as I come around
A floral scent, mystified.
A garden, but I'm inside.

Razor vines ensnare and protect
Breaths and eyes all around detect
Black or white, to be painted green.
She likes to be known, rarely seen.

She's humanoid when she wants to be
Both mentally and physically
Obscene figure, a dress of petals
And her eager gaze never settles

Accidentally cut myself on a thorn
She entangled me, her face was forlorn,
Seeing me bleed did something to her mind
She thinks we're the same? Is she colorblind?

This creature has a lot to say, I can tell
After painting chartreuse my monochrome hell
Its fixation on me grew completely wild.
When I bought that lily home it seemed so mild.

______

This isn't very expressive. I saw a few mentions of Yuri as a plant monster. It was either like some sort of natural goddess or a world consuming parasite. Was the first thing that came to mind when I read the word poison so I thought I'd just try it for fun. I think it fit the idea of someone who's a little offbeat and they themselves fear they come on too strong but they're very passionate regardless. Structure's not very imaginative, 1122 rhymes but after two stanzas syllable length starts growing. In a way it's like the plant theme growing but it's also like having someone slowly open up to you.

Thinking slow, image limit caught up with me

I love her too.

I LOVE SAYORI!!!!!

>-Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)

Are stoves okay?

Just doing a repost for the day crowd.

This was going to be a greentext originally, but sort of ballooned into a short piece. It's about Monika and user experimenting with hypnosis (with Monika as the hypnotist). Only some vaguely implied lewds at the end.

Let me know what you all think:
pastebin.com/uFs07kER

There was enough interest last night that I'll probably do a more lewd continuation in the next couple days or so.

I like this one! She's happy!

Natsuki lovers where you at!

21 submissions and still a week left! We'll get there!

Of course we will! I have absolute faith in my fellow dokilovers. I just got used to listening to a new submission or two each thread, ahaha.

Are ya ready, kids?
>Aye aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
>AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE

Yeah, that's ok. Hence the kettle. As for the people who still want to continue using the microwave, at least handle it safely or put a foreign object such as a spoon in it beforehand.

Right here, fucko.

Did her death really have to be included in that?

>put a foreign object such as a spoon in it beforehand
DO NOT

It's fine if it's a wooden spoon, you dingus. It helps with heat distribution.

I'm sorry user, I just saved it as is.

...

>Law and Order: The Doki Deaths
>Based on actual ingame events
>DUN DUN

Plot:
>Sayori is found hanging, but the blood from her hands point towards forced strangulation
>Yuri is later found dead by a school janitor in the literature club,stabbed to death
>Natsuki is found unconscious in the bathroom from poisoning, is in critical conditon
>Monika may either die, be a witness, or be the main suspect.

Who has wooden spoons these days?

>Natsuki will never be your dad
>you will never fuck your dad

What a cute boy

>SAVING a "Do It For Her" image
>not lovingly crafting your own
You disgust me. Leave.

...People who cook?

Sayorifags Assemble!!!
Post cute Sayoris!

I'm currently working on some MMD models, although a few already exist.

I just followed what this said, sorry. I don't use a microwave.
fda.gov/Radiation-EmittingProducts/RadiationEmittingProductsandProcedures/HomeBusinessandEntertainment/ucm142506.htm
o-ok

After mental expansion,
2 hours of afternoon pass.
Little but meaningless recreation happens.
It may not seem much now,
But then 2 more hours may pass,
And another 2,
And another 2,
And another 2,
And suddenly it’s the stroke of midnight.
This loop of recreation and procrastination,
Like a curse,
Must end.
If not, these decisions may stay with me,
Like a ghost eternally haunting.

I'm not sure if I have a distinctive writing style yet, but to any who care, thoughts? At the moment, I believe it to be a bit too literal, unlike some of my previous ones, which were at least at the fine line between literal and figurative.

Hoy.

I would but im shy

How rude!
Natsuki is a beautiful girl!
But I wouldn't mind if it turns out she had male genitalia instead of female. I still love her.

user, I submitted mine last night and it was so much fun. imagine how proud your doki would be if you did it!

But would you take care of her needs as well?

Go away, Temmie.

my voice sounded horrible, but I still did it because it was fun

Perfectly understandable, user. Singing is a lot like poetry- it takes a lot of courage to bare a bit of yourself like that in front of people. However, I'd like to encourage you to put yourself out there and try anyway! I'll be the only one to hear it on its own, and I'm not exactly in a position to judge, given my own poor singing voice. Everyone else will only hear the final product, where your voice will be mixed in among others.

What matters most isn't your talent- looking at other Board Sings projects will show that much. What matters is your love for DDLC! Your passion for the game! This is something anybody can do, and I'm sure you'd sound a lot better than you're worried you would.

But even if you don't, I'm grateful just for the support. Give the final product a watch once I get it done and post it, will you?

they would call me a faggot because the only reason im doing shit is for a fake girl

it's like each person has his own little light or small flame that he brings to /ddlc/.

youtube.com/watch?v=dIoILN_KrhU

?

Of course.
But I might not sometimes as a tease.
But I'll make it up to her later.

I can't sing, but I submitted my vocals anyways!

thats no way to think about it user! and think about it like this, noone will ever know it was you.

I suppose and I mean ive been told I have a good voice but still...

>know this girl for a long time now
>she got beaten by her dad and mom
>nobodys working
>they just live from leeching of others
>i really want to help her becouse she reminds me of myself
>everything she does is cute
>obsessed with disney

>she recently dyed her hair pink
>i've known her dad for over 12 years.
>i'm also 12 years older then her.
What should i do...

beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64

Mañana

Watch out for a girl with long brown hair and green eyes user.

how strong are you? if your fuckhuge, go beat some ass. if not, get swole quick and go beat some ass.

Ok!

Any pics? Also does she like you in any way?

Sayori-------Hanging Moe
Yuri----------Moe with two knives
Monika--------?????
Natsuki-------?????

Yes please, i want her to turn me into a sextoy.

My dad probably thinks I'm a faggot for singing it, but who cares? It's just a song. I'm singing a song because I like it.

...

is she over 18 user...

Ill try man.

Natsuki = Moe crawling into the oven

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific

Reporting in

sayori is the cutest!

Sayorifriend here, just not posting image to be nice to others who would like to use that image of the image limit for something else

Throwing nerve gas into the club classroom!
Going into the school and kidnapping the Dokis!
Tying them up and bringing them to a lab!
Converting them into battle cyborgs and brainwashing them for world domination!
Sayori somehow gaining free will and being forced to fight the other cyborg Dokis!

Hello, my fellow Literature Clubbers. Only Monika, am I right? XD

The purest user.

>battle cyborg Natsuki
This sounds oddly sexy.

Oh grandfather, how long has it been? I haven't heard from you in ages.
Whenever I feel down, you always know just what to say.
You were so proud when I began cooking, so concerned when I needed to move.

Oh grandfather, how much longer until I see you again?
I want to tell you about everything I've seen in these past years.
I've met so many people, made so many friends.


I miss you more than I could ever begin to describe.
There's so much I've yet to learn, and you were the perfect teacher.
Please, grandfather, won't you come haunt my dreams again?

Monika is cell right

DOKI DOKI RISING: REVENGEANCE
"If this club is rotten... then you're just another maggot crawling on the pile"

that doesnt make sense Monika is already perfect

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL LITERATURE CLUBS HERE, MC-KUN. CAN'T CRY OVER EVERY LITTLE HANGED DOKI.

...

>Natsuki rarely gets to eat
>she has two cookies
>she gives one of them to Sayori
>Sayori takes a big bite out of Natsuki's cookie anyway
;_;

Was thinking more along Kamne Rider lines, with Monika looking like this.

RULES OF LITERATURE

That'll teach Natsuki to never hang out with Sayori again!

Head is feeling like a haunted house,
Evil spirits crawling up to me.
Every thought getting ready to douse
What moralists imagined to be.

Throwing aside all humanity,
Only horrors left inside my mind.
Getting consumed by depravity
Rational thoughts wholly left behind.

But in the end it is all a fake.
Just like a haunted house.

NANI THE FUCK
Just got done with the first..."playthrough" and now Sayori just got straight up deleted?
HOW DO I FIX THIS?

Poor Natsuki just wanted to be nice

Free will is a myth, religion a joke. We're all pawns, controlled by something greater...

CODE

Keep playing and leave this thread quickly.

Just keep going.

I hope you made a backup of her

And people say Natsuki is the gluttonous one

>fix
you can't

Keep going.
Come back when you done.
Make sure to have a favorite doki by then.

it deleted all my backups
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Monika! Turn off my edge inhibitors!"

"Pain. This is why I write."

...

Who? I dont know anyone by that name from the game, I mean it only has 3 characters and thats Yuri, Natsuki, and Monika