/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Nice Kotbold.

>no name brand

Holy shit I fucking did it. I used standard deck btw

what's a kobold?

>1 friend

>he doesn't like cats

Delete this post

>discovers the perfect answer

Not fair I just watched fucking Fifth Element yesterday I don't wanna watch it again but now I have to. Fucker.

Cats!

Im such a good arena player :^)

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Thats a big cat

It's 12 pm

It's a dog, you asshole.

Can I hit legend in a wee? Have the whole of next week off. Currently Rank 7. Also which deck? Priest?

share decklists pls
I can't beat rescue medivh :((

can i hit your boypucci up next week while youre climbing to legend?

Here you go, senpai

wot
How did you beat 2nd stage with that :0

L O N D O N

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do you think Ben has girl(male) interns at his office?

No, he's full gay.

Sacrificial Pact is great tool to clear Malchezaar demons. Twisting nether and Siphon soul are the best removal to combo with Medivh's staff.

he does

the fuck is the wording on this
does it mean the cats it summons are actually 2/2s?

>futa
>male

as long as caracal is alive, yes

it really should say 'have' rather than 'get', then

yea, magic is retarded card game

Do you still play this utter garbage or just watch other people play?

Either of those decks viable right now?

I play nothing but handlock and control warrior in Hearthstone, haven't played in a while, just copied the top decklists off tempostorm for both control warrior and control warlock.

By the way, good to see that 3 druid decks are still in tier 1 despite the nerfs.

>c'thun
Mega lul

Bonemares and Scalebanes make control decks really shitty to play imo.

**blocks your path**

C'Thun?
C in the names stands for control, not C'thun.
Dumb newfaggot lewdposter.

>control
Omega lul

>Mod will never ban these weeb faggots.in this thread.

You might have a little luck with control lock.

Problem isn't bonemares and scalebanes, but decks that shit out infinite value (jade druid), and decks that don't care about your value (razakus). Former requires you to gimp your deck by playing a 6 mana 4/6 that you need to draw to prevent the infinite value, and the latter just hero powers you for 30 in a single turn unless you play dirty rat and hit something crucial.

If you have ancestral spirit (x2), Kel'Thuzad, The Joust heal and a bunch of taunts and clears, control shaman that gets 3 KTs when you kill the first phase so its p good

>Rogue meta
>Everyone remembers aggro druid shits on rogue

The meta is really fucking bad and aggro druid is literally the only deck that requires thought to play.

I know. Even Zoolock, which was truly the thinking man's aggro has been reduced to "hurrdurr I had Prince2, Bonemare and DK on curve so I win"

>meta is the worst it's been since forever
>half-assed and mindblowingly bad "balance patch" releases
>meta becomes even more degenerate and breaks more than it fixes

ATLEAST WE GET MORE BARNES AND 5 x OOZE STOCK IN EVERY DECK WITH LE WACKY KOBELDS XD

The dev that created Big Priest should be hung from a tree from the waist while being continously ass raped by orcs 24/7 without breaks while his family watches and while he watches them having bits of body parts cut off every half hour and being doused with alcohol

Cool off, hot head

>being this mad over a gaem

piece of shit

>Big Priest

Obsidian is cancerous but big priest in general is not as cancerous as Razakus shit.

>gaem

what is this 2008?

rude

How do I git gud? I haven't made it to rank 15 anymore since Frozen throne was launched

I would rather suck my own dick off than reply to you faggot.

more

You don't need to be good to reach at least rank 10.

play tempo rogue

>aggro druid is literally the only deck that requires thought to play
You do realize that aggro druid is the go-to deck for botting these days?

Haven't played in a few months. This game any good still? Is it worth getting into again?

uhh, boys, can you help me with 80 gold quest?
everyone is offline rn canc3R#21628
canc3R#21628
canc3R#21628

EU or NA?

only if you hate yourself

i got on both servs honey.
%%arena on na and ladder on main.%%

I am normally rank 5 by this time every season but this season I am really exhausted by the shit gameplay and meta that I am still Rank 15. All I do is log in everyday, clear/reroll my dailies and logout.

rrreeeeeeeeeee /hsg/ lied to me
you said this game took no skill but I can't break 40% win rate with this deck while Trump manages like 60%

Why is Blizz still trying to push control hunter?
People on Hearthpwn are like: "Can't wait for control hunter to be good!".

Without good board clears, reliable healing and card draw they will always suck at the long game. Giving them any of those will make them broken as fuck.

>from 5 to 15
>s-shit gameplay

Eh I have been to legend before.
I am just not putting in the hours to do reach rank 5 now.

a friend of mine who already played a lot before got legend is also 14 for a week. he told me it is the shittiest meta HS ever had. i am at 15 and i have no will to grind because of shit meta. i may try recruit paladin in wild but i don't know if it is expensive or reasonable.

People on Hearthpwn wish for control to be the only archetype and evaluate cards on the hypothesis that games start on turn 6. Truly the definition of fedoralord controlcucks.

>by orcs
Are you 3 years old? What the fuck

>Last year I used to hit rank 5 by the 5th of the month max
>Been legend also
>I'm currently rank 12
I feel you. I just do dailies on ranked when I can and nothing more.

>from legend to 12(btw)

reported

>only played 3 games today but lost them all before turn 4
>already yelling at the monitor
full tilt ahead!

Sosi huy, desu

If i play one more fucking exodia mage today I'm gonna quit

Hope you're happy now, you made me rename a deck.

gud now make me some pizza

>Guldan is in the bottom 5 cards 3 games in a row

Wow.

Is there some increased odds for big druid to draw UI after deathwing? It won't stop happening

>opponent gets one of the two cards that could possibly help him from an rng card
>the rng card he got gives him exactly the card he needed
>the rng card he got from that results in a favorable outcome for him
JUST

>tfw already tech'd in eater of secrets
I think the best feeling in all of hearthstone is eating Ice Blocks for lethal

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Please don't post screenshots unless something uncommon happens

not even good with patches in hand LUL

I can post screenshots whenever I want you fool

Me retard? (No)
Me am smart? (Yeah)..
Clear the board? (No)
SMOrc? (Yeah)

>opened over 100 packs and still have 0 dreadlords
Thanks Brode

>17

>summoning 3 obsidian statues by turn 5
No its more cancer. Plus It has 2x as much board clear cancer as razakus

Give Hunter a 1 mana 1/3 that gains +1/+1 whenever you summon a beast.

put me in charge brode, I'm ready.