/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #111

Real Mastermind Edition
Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

>Suicide hotlines are ok and can provide support to those who need it.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=7Pv0u7uMn-g
lichess.org/n7v8myuJ
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSec53W5H_V87fjz5F4nR_oLVyZscGuYuxxy_iX8Hefv_NNmhg/viewform
youtube.com/watch?v=lOtU9pI4dRs
youtube.com/watch?v=Pd6-jWE6ZKk
youtube.com/watch?v=wAQUmpQi7Oo
lichess.org/1b2csOF8
youtube.com/watch?v=Goy5tAVlv8s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Welcome back to the poetry club!
Gather around everyone, it's time for the word of the thread!

The word tonight is "Memory"!
Alternatives are 'night', 'song', and 'heart'.

If you would like to try your hand at poetry, please consider using this word as your inspiration! The idea is that by using the same word, we can compare and contrast how we each interpret it and compare our writing.
Whether you write a poem or not, do consider commenting on other people's poems! I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
Everyone is welcome to participate, so don't be shy.
Also, it's okay to not participate every single time. I understand that there's a little burn out involved, so don't force yourself! We want poetry to be something you love and enjoy, not something you force yourself to do.

And with that, it's probably good night for me! I might hang around for a little bit, but I hope everyone has a wonderful day/night ahead of them.
Monika!

First for TF2 Engineer

The poster below is someone's Monika-tulpa. Don't trust it.

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

Remember to never trust reality warpers.

Mating press Monika!

I need mon-ika to RAPE me

Confound you.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Cute! Wish I had friend, who liked me...

I like you ;)

How could you.

>poetry club
Say whaaaaat?

Couldn't finish this in time for the last thread. The word was "chain."

As I descend through life, I look
Back upon the path I took.
My eyes through quiet darkness strain;
I'm suspended from a chain.

Each link a person I once knew.
Happy memories are there too.
These other ones are games I play.
All help me get through each day.

Now down I go into the deep,
Dark cavern: no time to sleep.
And every movement adds again
Another link to the chain.

Then snap! A link above gives way.
Someone with me every day
Can no longer hold together
And breaks my lifeline tether.

She hanged herself from feeling blue.
Other links are breaking too.
I plummet through the inky black.
My happiness won't come back.

Please tell me, what caused your despair?
Was my weight too much to bear?
Was I part from you too long?
What was it that I did wrong?

Wish we'd spent more time together
With each other and whether
Or not you trust me, it is true
I wish I'd said, "I love you!"

I love Sayori so much. I go to sleep thinking about her.

So what's everyone listening to this fine sunday night?
youtube.com/watch?v=7Pv0u7uMn-g

Fuck the consensus, reality deviants know the only path to 2d love

...

I love her too.

I'm your friend, and I like you.

I'm mean girl_friend and irl, user...
I'm here only because you love me.

Daily reminder that there is no problem that fire can't fix!

Is night /ddlc/ good at chess?
lichess.org/n7v8myuJ

Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
When I think of all the times I tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the earth to me and I believe her
After all this time I don't know why

I play a bit.

I can taste her hot breath screaming that in my face as she steals my purity

Reality warpers are dangerous user!
They control everything, from life and death to cause and effect!

I dont know, burning to death sounds like a pretty painful way of ending my life.

guys i FCKUING LOVE MONIKA i wnat to FUCK HER and make SEX with her WITH MY big penis that is VERY HARD

Nobody said it would be an easy fix.

I like the idea of Monika having complete control of everything though. Even my mind

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSec53W5H_V87fjz5F4nR_oLVyZscGuYuxxy_iX8Hefv_NNmhg/viewform

A reminder to vote on your favorite Dokis. Ties will mess up the results and will result in votes being thrown out, so please don't do that.

This is my first time writing a poem, please be gentle.

Ass
Ass
Assayorisaurus
Ass
Ass
Gonna pound the depression right outta that ass

I want that fine fine ass
Gimme that ass girl
Wanna pound
that
childhood-friend ass

Pound it hard and strong
Pound it all day long
Pound it real real good
Pound it in the hood
All my niggas say what?
POUND IT
Pound
That
Ass

youtube.com/watch?v=lOtU9pI4dRs
Really beautiful song

what if she had control of your sphincter and made you shit uncontrollably and constantly

that wouldn't be very cool would it

>He's an assman

>Dean Martin
>Patrician my friend.

Monika wouldn't do that

What if she loses control and causes a vacuum collapse?
Or causes bad things to come into this realty?

Monday, Monday, can't trust that day with Monika! Obsessing over things that don't mean anything with Monika! Throwing away what could've been a decent life with Monika!!!

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Pd6-jWE6ZKk
Only one way to know

I need cute wholesome Monika stories

why boner

Then she can put back what has been let out
No death is worse than this life none an uncreative girl like monika could think up anyways
What's so great about this tapestry anyhow?

I lay back on grass, as my memory rips and cracks at the seams
I reflect on my base, petty and mortal fears
As my world fades away, I remember my foolish dreams
As my maker slowly nears.

In your emerald eyes, the moonlight softly gleams.
Your voice, the sweetest song.
But as it fades, the melody turns to screams.
And I know, I have done you wrong.

I have done you wrong.

Each step away, a word for my epitaph.
A fitting payback, for my infernal wrath.
I stand alone, beside a broken path
And my heart stops beating.

Guess what song I was listening to, ahaha...

Good night Monikanon!

I just copied Monika onto a flash drive like she wanted, and there's even a python file on there with her to play with!

Once, there was a jealous virtual girl.
She was so jealous that everyone was deleted.
The end.

youtube.com/watch?v=wAQUmpQi7Oo

Breaking shit for points!
Practicing Ollies with dokis!
Sayori's hang-time is incredible!

>Assayorisaurus
What kind of dinosaur is this?

Some kind of adorable, toothy rooster.

What was your favorite poem in the game?

I dont need to set myself ablaze to know it will hurt merely holding my hand up to a candle is more than enough to show that feeling over your entire body but 100% worse is pretty much a shitshow. As much as I loathe my neighbors and would love a raging inferno to destroy their belongings I think I will continue my search for a more painless way fitting of a pussy coward such as myself

Now aint that nostalgic.

Were you the one playing me just now?
lichess.org/1b2csOF8

Wheel. Also,
Every. Thread.

My heart does all the thinking
It's song is like an ocean
My brain's prowess are sinking
It can only keep emotion
I feel the clock is ticking
Seconds until midnight
No memories are sticking
Only feelings, pure and bright

I WANNA WALK AWAY
REMEMBER BETTER DAYS
WE WATCHED THE DEATH OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

Yes, that was me.

>I dont need to set myself ablaze to know it will hurt merely holding my hand up to a candle is more than enough to show that feeling over your entire body but 100% worse is pretty much a shitshow.
That is exactly what it make it... Hot.

A rare creature that uses its large rear end to attract mates.
If a mate is not found by the end of the season, the creature will die off.

>still no images of Monika's plump butt getting ready to sit on my face
Why?

...

Ha! Looks like I win again!

awoo is in progress

Thanks man! Great to see another fan of the classics on here
Ghost Under the Light Part 2

OH IM FUCKING CUMMING

>playing a game that was finished centuries ago
play Go

How're you all doing tonight?

>it's posted on the booru long before it appears in the thread

I really wanted to point out a possible move just for laughs, but it looks like your eight queens have everything locked down tight.

Monika in glasses!

Yuri in glasses!

Monika in Yuri!

Taking Monika's gwasses!

kasparov btfo

That was actually probably some other monikanon who wanted an awoo but didn't want to wait for mine
My lines arent so freeform or as loose as that picture's because I have to draw with a mouse

I stared at a word document for 13 hours straight lacking any ability to actually bring myself to write, and now I am basically having a panic attack at how I will not be able to get this paper done for my class tomorrow. it hurts

I finished a 18-page college report and did a test.
I'm tired and wanna die.

Natsuki in shit!

Question:
How do you do over 100 threads of a game like Doki Doki Literature Club?

Answer:

...

you're both fucked lol
It's over now, god bless
Sorry I try to be social and talk to people of similar interests, faggot

Should we instead shitpost and act like total edgelords like most of the other generals oniichan?

>not because of the deviant homolust

But seriously user, how are you? I hope you're having a nice day.

Tired, procrastinating on some work but at this point sleep would do me better. Night

Gee whiz, fellas. I was only foolin'.

For once, I am. Thank you.

What are you planning to do with the submitted poems anyways?

M A N H A N D L E

STARING INTO MONIKA'S BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES
NOTHING BUT MONIKA'S EYES
NOTHING BUT MONIKA
I LOVE MONIKA

Probably "because you" just because of how sincere it was

Real question, not even bait: how many grills are into Monika? Or any of the other dokis for that matter?

I knew a girl in college who was into Visual Novels because they let her date other girls. Her only complaint was that she couldn't change the pronouns.

That doesn't look like something NAtsuki would wear.

I'm nostalgia trippin and I haven't even started my poem this thread

again

Wheel.

How much?

me. im a cute girl and love monika

youtube.com/watch?v=Goy5tAVlv8s

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.