Has Veeky Forums ever had an experience with high end escorts?

Unless you're using them to entertain clients, yes, really.

Why are you asking this on fucking Veeky Forums?

if you don't want to put up with pretending to like a girl long enough to fuck her, then having to deal with the fallout afterward, a hooker is a better solution provided she's attractive and clean

you will understand when you're older than 22

29 and casual hookups are a thing.

yeah honestly if you're in your late 20s and still doing casual hookups on a regular basis, you're fucking up somewhere

if i can pay to not have to deal with the hassle, i'll do it

this girl probably isn't an escort

that said, the most expensive escorts cost about 1200/hr

you can fuck a decent looking one for between 300-600 depending on your negotiation skills

Escorts are ridiculously expensive compared to an average qt you can pick up at a local nightclub.
Now I know some of you don't have the looks or the time to pick up a girl at these places. I understand perfectly troublesome it is, the akward chit chat, the mindless dancing, buying drinks and there is a chance you can get blue balled. Forget about all that heres what you do
>withdraw cash
>go to club
>find qt
>ask her if she has a bf ( if you're ugly skip this step )
>if she says no offer money for sex
>if she refuses look for another
You're bound to find atleast one slut that will accept and you will save time on the formalities.

i can tell you've never actually picked a girl up before

>not paying for sex
>not having to deal with drama
>fucking up
You have a strange definition of fucking up.

it's not that i have a strange definition, it's that you can't read, famalam

How much and where?

Fairly certain I can read. Maybe you can't write?

>the russian kim k... anastasiya kvitko

i see you're a high test male, op

at some point you have to realize its not worth replying in a b8 thread user

no. now i just cut to the part where i call you a faggot manchild

I know you're right, but sometimes it's fun.
Okay sweetie. You have fun wasting money on prostitutes while I put mine towards vastly superior activities.

>go to club
>solicit sex from non-criminal females
>get arrested, charged after getting nose broken by bouncers

6/10

Been doing this for almost 2 years works almost every time. Women like confidence and money, you need to be straightfoward with your intentions but also you cannot be a creep about it. If you don't believe me it's fine, but I don't get why is it hard to believe that women would accept money for sex.

>t. Dude who's gay enough to do mindless faggy shit like bar crawls

>I know you're right, but sometimes it's fun.
playing the shitpost game makes you become the loser

to commit to such outlandish and idiotic behavior, i.e. offering non-escort women money for sex (something I'm sure has gotten you into a shit load of trouble), is truly an impressive feat

really i commend you autism

It can get you into trouble that's true, but I am lucky enough to not get into it. Guess I have an eye for telling when a girl is a skank

the fuck do you keep calling them escorts?
she's a hooker, call her for what she is.

>When you're a grown up like me you'll understand the advantages of prostitution

>he doesn't see the irony of him mocking someone's maturity while posting nazi memes

how's life as a reclusive neckbeard, you disgusting loser

Do you ever plan on settling down and having a family and all that?

Or are you a permanent party girl?

Do you ever enjoy the sex with the client, or is it just 100% about putting on an act and getting the cash?

The one time I tried a hooker I did not feel good about it. She was all about the money right from the start, and didn't really seem interested in doing me, just getting my cash and getting out. Buzzkill.

> Talking to a girl you just met
> Offer her cash to have sex with her

As someone who is decent with women, that sounds like a terrible idea that would go poorly about 90% of the time.

But I do agree with the sentiment. If you're about to spend $300 on a hooker you can take that same $300 go to a nice bar in town that has some single women and just buy some woman some drinks and take it from there. At least then you know you earned it.

>what is tinder for 200

Tinder is SUCH a pain in the ass.

And yes I have gotten laid from Tinder before, but lemme tell you how it goes.

Among women you match with:
>50% will not even respond at all
>30% will respond once or twice then vanish
>15% will talk for a while, maybe even over a few days, but when it comes time to meet it's excuse after excuse
>5% will actually meet you after some talking

Among that 5% half of them are gonna look worse than their picture. The other half will look like there picture and you can potentially get a nice little date going. And then 3 dates in you discover they are fuck crazy.

Which is why they are on Tinder.

>RRRRAAAAGGHHHH NECKBEARD DXDXDX

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=DFrJF-noN7A

Phuccin T H I C C holy shit

Chekd

How long can you do the job without getting involved in drugs?

How much do you spend on upkeep vs. earnings?

Are there fetishes outside of BBW that rake it in?

What's the name of the girl in the pic?

Plz user

New topic of conversation: are the melons that has real or fake?

I'm inclined to say fake, but you can never be too sure...

>muh superior activities
>posts on the chan

What did he mean by this?

You literally sound like a shut in who's only view of the real world comes from what you've seen on a computer monitor. It's pathetic

"prostitution is a disgrace to humanity...in its acceptance will the civilized peoples degenerate and gradually perish' -Adolf Hitler

>1 post by this ID

>HAHA GOY IF YOU AREN'T BAR HOPPING AND CHASING PUSSY YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN

don't worry, maybe one day you'll grow up and realize bragging about the BMW you make payments for isn't a very fulfilling lifestyle.

How much money do i need to make to have a toy like that in my bedroom?

>pretend to like
I just fuck woman i actually like.
I also just fuck woman who like me.
OP is the kind of guy who needs escorts

same dawg, don't even need netflix at that. if you don't live in a shit hole, go on a walk, come home, drink or tea, fuck

women dont give as big of a shit about money as you think

very illegal

Are you even trying user?

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>normalos will never ever understand implying they have the looks and confidence to pull off drama-free hookups yet still ending up on Veeky Forums makes them look worse than the fat neet in his mom's basement

lotta poorfags in this thread

>22 years old

Good God.

>You're bound to find atleast one slut that will accept and you will save time on the formalities.
In a club I'd say a good 10-20% will take the cash. Generally out of women in their twenties 1 in 25 fucks for money. Read Freakonomics.

>a waste of money
Anything that doesn't produce profit is a waste of money

I like the way you think

Despite all pics on Asian backpage ads being fake, still booked a girl for $150/hr

Cute 30-something Chinese lady
Knew virtually 0 English, but was professional and was a good experience

would do again.

>$150/hr for some slant-eye who only knows how to say "me rove you rong time"

And "30something" is middle-aged for the profession.

jesus, just dress up nice and go to some shitty party. not that fucking hard. $150 an hour for a bitch chink that there are half a billion of on this planet...AND she's 30....epic fail man. epic fucking fail

I live in the uk and while its technically illegal here the police dont care as long as the girl isnt underage or trafficked, we have a site called adultwork where women advertise their wares

i visit one usually twice a week, i usually stick to the czech girls as there cheap and provide decent services, your looking to spend around £50 for half an hour, extras (anal, rimming etc) are usually an extra tenner,

Havent been in a relationship in about 4 years and im slowly getting addicted to shagging whores.

heres one im visiting later tonight

>rimming

dont knock it till youve tried it

Man having white girls to choose from must be amazing. 99% of escorts here are Asian, Latina, or black.

Only if your chad. If your not chad you better have money or a decent job or you aint gonna get any tang. Well you might can get tyrones leftovers but thats about it.

its the complete opposite here, ive been waiting for the best part of a year to try get a decent asian or black girl, grass is always greener and all that.

>Quotes Hitler or calls you a Got
Man, /pol/ is really poisoning Veeky Forums these days

Just sharing an experience, no need to be upset
also it's a pretty good deal compared to the other girls on backpage....least in my area

I currently have a FWB so don't worry about me, but if I want a prostitute in a dry spell, I can afford one,
especially having yellow fever, I don't exactly live near the half billion chinese girls in asia fyi,

>visiting later tonight
Pics m8

You know what to do (sharpie in pooper)

she doesnt allow filming mate, heres one of a czech milf that does though, 50 quid half hour, anal included

By rimming, you mean she will tongue YOUR anus?

yeah, i would never do oral on a working girl, fuck that.

I always wanted to try adultwork but I've been too much of a pussy.. any tips on choosing your first one?

Just pick up women on Tinder for free

Thanks I just got fired.

low-mid tier pornstar: $300

top tier pornstar: $1200

depends on where you live in the uk but heres some pointers:

do NOT book any romanian girls
only book girls with good reviews
dont book on the site, just phone or text them
before booking do a search on ukpunting.com, they have indepth reviews on most girls

>browsing Veeky Forums at work

thanks for the tips, I live in London so there seems to be a lot of choice which makes choosing actually quite diffcult

in London they have alot of girls on tour from abroad and charge an arm and a leg, no matter who fit the girl is never pay more than 120 quid for an hour ( i only book 30 minutes sessions) and make sure to enter the username she uses on adultwork on the ukpunting forums as the adultwork reviews can easily be faked.

Life must be easy mode when you're Stacy/Chad

OP's girl is so fookin joociey boi.

Anyways, I have herpes so my hooking up days are over.

Would you ever recommend doing a walk-up in the Soho area?

back from my visit, great time was had lol, ive never punted in london but from what ive heard its similar to the brothels you get in manchester and edinburgh, wouldn't recommend it, the girls there see up to 10-20 clients a day so theres no enthuasism, you will end up with a crappy blowjob with a condom and half arsed sex, stick to the independant girls on AW, i know this from alot of trial and error just make sure there well reviewed, good luck lad

She looks so fucking fake

are you married to a girl who also has herpes, or are u forever_alone.jpg?
i think there is a dating site for sluts with STDs.

I'm a forever alone with herpes. Pretty much ex gf gave me the herp when I was 19. She cheated on me and didn't tell me. Then the guy told me he fucked her.

And now I have herpes.

It isn't such a bad life especially 10 years since the fact. Want to know a secret? Women don't care. Seriously. They don't give a fuck. Every girl I've told since then didn't care. If I wasn't a christfag I might have gone through with fucking most of them.

In Veeky Forums, a Chad is someone who can hold a conversation with a girl

for a long term relationship it sure helps to be financially stable at least. and if you aren't a well-adjusted good-looking normie it will help if you're rich and successful to compensate for it. like i don't think elon musk would be dating actresses etc if he wasn't at least a millionaire.

You aren't going to have any kids. If you do, they are going to be fucked.

Genital or oral?

How bad is it? I've heard some people say it's no big deal, they got a little rash once or twice. Then I've heard other guys say it's pretty bad, they get bad sores, and it makes girls scared.

I'm that guy. It's not bad. I don't even break out anymore. The breakouts get less frequent and milder over time. Plus I eat well and excercise. If I do get a breakout, I just take a pill and it's gone in a week.

I got it on my dick full HSV2. Like I said, it's not bad. Sometimes I forget I have it. Wanted to kill myself when I first found out though.

Does anyone have any experience with shemale/tranny hookers?

I have a long term gf but I'm not gonna pretend that the feminine penis isnt alluring

Just FYI the strip clubs are bad in vegas. And very over priced.
And the hookers are worse. Never buy a hooker there, dead fish is the norm,

Well I'm guessing your in America so very expensive with poor customer service is what your going to find sorry. Other wise just go to the whore bar and find one that seems like a professional and enjoy.

Disgusting