/d2g/ - Dota 2: The General

cool calm & collected edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: dota2.com/news/updates/34339/ (7.07b)
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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stop calling the middle east "EU"

thanks for the meal dotards

>rtz will unironically carry eg
what now ppd fanshits?

mmr
grinding
tunes
post
them
youtu.be/GGTfFBz0M1c

who're we watching dotards

it's part of eu
other than jordan and lebanon middle east doesnt really play dota and cant have it's own region

middle east is 100% eu

nth for, stop replying to /int/ & /pol/ bait

Luna the Moon Rider!

WHEN does ranked re-calibrate?

How do I deal with the pain of not being able to play my waifu at my mmr?

tomorrow

dump that slut and find someone else

>at my mmr
You mean you're just too shit to do it. You can play any hero at any mmr if you're good enough at it.

RIGHT NOW

>stop triggering me by expressing wrongthink
k

ah yes, the world according to yuropeons

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>filename

>someone on your team picks pangolier
X
D

play your first game of the day with her in unranked ap or turbo

/int/ and /pol/ are literally rebbit/twitch kid stuff and redditors have taken over the gulag long ago

>He still thinks Pangolier is a bad hero
X
D

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN RELEASED THE DETAILS OF NEW RANKED WTF

fixed

youtube.com/watch?v=aDAia7pdfnQ

>he thinks i think pangolier is bad and it's just not the players who have no idea what they're doing
X
D

Is every board that doesn't align with your worldview reddit?

How do you safelane pull in the current patch, dotards?
I can't figure it out.

what level of bait is this?

>live in kebabistan
>dumb /pol/lacks get triggered when i play on EU
Yeah i should join Japanese servers

Amerifats who are upset none of their teams are acutally NA.

Do nips even play Dota?

You can only pull to the small camp, unless you drag the large camp out right in front of the offlaner's T1

iS IT GAY tO love sucking COKS like rtz?

...

stacking and pulling the small camp is way better now, but you can still pull the hard camp, you just have to stand still and let the neutrals attack you after you drag them to the trees so your creepwave changes aggro to them

by your metrics coL is the most NA team that could exist
not a single dps "eu" team has 3 representatives of europe on it

I want to be Night Stalker's first!

like clockwork a triggered redditor has to defend his meme chats and boards

youtube.com/watch?v=n8TUqRxeR3w
how can any dota hero compare

by not being in a shit game

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJW7eQQTi8U

can i get a hyuk hyuk

>wow this X change, we league of legends now, i dont like this, im leaving this game
>im going to lol
I don't understand this reasoning.

congratulations youre retarded

Dude nice

The "game is lol now" people are retarded but I've never seen anyone who said they were going to LoL.
You might want to work a bit more on your strawman.

league takes more skill

>mfw I fuck up a deny and let my opponent get a lasthit

*HYUKS IN YOUR THREAD*

>mfw my opponent fucks up a deny and lets me get a lasthit of an otherwise mistimed attack

do you like to all chat?

i like to all chat "?" when supports try way to hard to zone me, and when teh carry misses last hits for trying to zone him

reminder that non-whites dont belong here

>>>/reddit/

>w33 went from one of the most dynamic players to this
what went wrong?

...

He's still finding his feet as a support.
People seem to think he was forced into it, but he said on a podcast he has no passion for mid since winning Shanghai and enjoys the challenge of being support more.

>mfw I fuck up a deny but quickly use glyph to stop my lane opponent from getting the lasthit

>BTS underrating Centaur

>gyro kaya is legit

/PEEPOOGEE/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

no more Pajkatt coaching him, Sunsfan left etc

At this point there isn't much of a difference.

"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

Do I phase or treads on snek?

fixed

phase aquila mom

hot desu

phase

which snek ?

t. mulatto american

I'm a nigger according to the map. At least I'm not a muslim tho.

anime shitters have the retardest of ideas

>a hero denied of his ranged creep

>Wake up
>In low prio due to some autist nigger reporting me
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>Furry pastas coming back
Nice

don't tread on snek

t. gay furfag

TriHard

>I'm a nigger according to the map. At least I'm not a muslim tho.
the delusional states of america

yay i missed this

veno isn't snek
veno is veno

the other one with the regular face is better

Do we have one for Balanar, or is it just Underlord? I've only seen the LC and Underlord pastas posted before

that's not a snek though

>picking Rubick AND badRubick

What's the biggest net worth throw in dota 2 dotards

Dont know but I bet eternalenvy is involved

mushit was responsible iirc

I watched this live

youtube.com/watch?v=z1EznDOdLVg

>literally a cobra
>not a snek

joindota.com/en/news/53552-mineski-going-to-be-tilting-till-2018-cg-overturn-a-40000-networth-deficit

Nope, go wild if you want to make it yourself.

yes, that thing isn't a snake. It's a retarded monster girl

dotards

Jesus christ that shitty art hurts my eyes. The worst part is I can't tell if it's the garbage artist, the retarded concept, or both.

well,I'm totally not a fag, buuut I do like ironic posts...

retarded concept, the art itself isn't that offensive

just call it

This game made me not want to play Centaur next game

I feel like Nyx and SK are still better

hello is this a good general for farming reddit karma

BERRY GOOD

debuff it from the carry, or counter it (medallion/crest/AC)