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Best boy

>"...Wait, Amélie you have a dick?"
>Gets shot

She probably killed him in his sleep. There were no words.

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

>Have a huge win streak in comp.
>40 wins 10 losses.
>Play today at an early time to avoid children and faggot ass teens.
>Get nothing but children and faggot ass teens.
>The 50-50 begins.
This is gonna be a fun ride.

Dutch Oven with her poison farts that she fills her venom mines with

dont forget to thank him for the free ult charge

Well then he could still have last words just not last words at the moment of his death.

I'd say it was pretty clear he died in his sleep one night after vigorous lovemaking. Similar to a black widow. Probably with a single shot to the head.

Bow before your Queen...

*muffled sounds under Amélie's ass*

Brown mommy is best mommy.

I want Roadhog to make me squeal like his dirty little piggy!

Well then the same thing most couples might say to each other before they sleep.

>Goodnight, I love you.

>"...Wait, Amélie you have a dick?"
Me:
>"C-can I suck it....?"

Alejandra is a snitch and a rat, she deserves worse

Okay, the roster has 6 slots that need to be filled with 2 for each of the classes with only 6 heroes. Your job is to suggest heroes for those slots and how they'd be different from the existing ones.

Go.

Like what? A big throbbing cock in her little culo?

Must be holidays in some country or a single day off.

I made a shitty little animation about Overwatch lore based on BattleBlock Theater...

youtube.com/watch?v=iJcH4gOnnaU

"Walk into my web" said the mistress to the cuck.

>when your team doesnt want to play reliable consistent dps heroes but instead they pick mei, symmetra and junkrat
feels bad losing because teammates dont want to play better heroes

I'm not cuck...But I could be her submissive bitch

nerf the cunt already

>expecting me to do your job
No Chu / Jeff, you do it yourself

She's a little kid. She didn't know the crazy Russian woman knocking on everyone's door was after a customer and not just some weirdo tourist or another cool dude like that old guy that saved her.

I hope so. I'll try again tomorrow. Holy shit, we were on attack at Junktown and there was a Bastion by the door at spawn. These fuckers literally fed him and kept getting killed for 2 minutes.

I need a list of heros who are good for solo que and a list of heros who are not really ever bad if you are good enough.

def: Callahan, pyro with massive area-denial
tank: "vampire" tank (hp only, meele attack, hp drain on attack or on ability), omnic shield generator tank (has a lot of shield, nearby allies shot drain the shield)
support: atonement-type healer (can do small heals which apply a buff on the ally. percentage of damage dealt will heal allies with the buff), protection-countering support without healing (has abilities to melt down armor, shield and barriers)

lucio is the only character
healing is removed

All hail the Queen!

like so?

>cannot unthink kevin spacey voicing it

>t. scorned lesbian

>Queen wears no pants
I like it
He never knew it happened is more likely.

"I guess that's what I get for having shit taste"

Round 2, worship Lena's feet with your hotglue. She demands you to dedicate yourself only to her each new thread. Are you up to the task?

Stay irrelevant Fareeha

I prefer Mercy's

That was actually breddy gud

No.

How important is voice chat? I'm disabled and have social anxiety. I've peaked on high diamond and can't get past it no matter what.

Lena's not for lewd. Lena's for ganking supports only.

>complete the placements match
>again on gold
fuck, my placements weren't that bad, it looks like i'm a shitty flex player. End my life fampais

Give me blueberries please

At that level people should have their shit together. You should be fine.

if u were gold then you get placed in gold or silver

>black nail polish
dropped

>yfw it's canon

...

There's a "new" game called Wildbusters, and one of the heroes/classes looks like Junker Da. I found that interesting.

Are there other games with similar pants/accessories/etc?

WHERE? WHERE CAN I FIND ONE?!

That is not even that expensive for merchandise, but I wait for other heroes.

What does Tracer smell like?
Zarya?
Sombra?
Sym?
Orisa?
Mercy?
...

>Tank
Kaikoa, the Polynesian Tank Sniper
>M1: Fire harpoon that pierces through enemies, can't headshot
>M2: Fire shield triangulation pole (forms 2500 health shield in triangle formed between three poles. Poles have 50 health, breaking the shield destroys all three poles)
>E: destroy all poles
>L-Shift: transform weapon into giant bow. Harpoon arrows have no fail-off and carry hit enemies along their trajectory for half a second
>Ult: Throw harpoon that deals 50 damage and carries struck enemies along its entire trajectory, either until it exits map bounds or hits a wall, where it will deal 100 damage to pinned enemies

neah, just someone who enjoys playing the game
or enjoyed, until Mercy ruined everything

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>Tracer
Fish or clams
>Zarya
Borscht
>Sombra
Bean dip
>Sym
POO
>Orisa
Machine Oil
>Mercy
Semen

>Support
Mobility support that uses basically uses the gels from Portal 2 cuz fuck it Overwatch is no stranger to stealing concepts from Valve games.
>M1: shotgun-like fire of caustic gel that does extra damage to armor
>M2: fire continuous stream of speed gel that allows allies to speed boost for 2 seconds after crossing over it. Same ammo pool as primary fire.
>L-Shift: fire big blob of bounce gel that allows allies to jump extra high. Automatically jumps if speedboosting while crossing over it.
>E: fire vertical line of sticky gel that slows enemies that cross over it for 1 second. Allows allies to stick to applied walls if they hold spacebar
>Ult: lay down weapon which fires a geyser of speed and bounce gel over a wide radius. Pulls out gun that fires sticky gel for minor damage

tfw you realize CP maps are the most fun ones in the game
and the most balanced

>sboilers

Guess that's why the nick "Drawamura". So balanced it's draw a lot of times.

>Defense
Telepath defense hero wearing a bandolier around her arm
>M1: psychically throw bullets from the arm in machine gun fire
>M2: brainjack and reduce damage an enemy deals. Must be held down and uses a psychic resource pool
>E: brainjack and reduce enemy movement speed. Must be held down and uses same resource pool
>L-Shift: Levitate. Can navigate through the air indefinitely. Rise with jump. Cannot deal damage or ult
>Ult: Swirl bullets around in a radius around self. Deals 75 DPS to enemies within the AoE and reflects projectiles.

CP, not 2CP
Ilios, Lijiang, Oasis, Nepal

KOTH is best. Payload is ok. 2CP is shit.

Ah nvm, I'm getting sleepy.

No one calls them that except Blizzard

no retard, you mean the roster has ~8 slots for tanks and healers because there are fucking 14 dps already and thats all they should be adding at this point

What about
Mei
D.Va
Ana
Pharah
Moira?

EVERYONE calls those KOTH maps, come on.

>Zarya
Strawberry
>Sombra
Lavender
>Sym
Coconut
>Orisa
Pines
>Mercy
Peaches

Just a few ideas.

and those? I'd definitely go for Sym or Zarya then.

>Mei
Sea breeze
>D.va
Bubblegum
>Ana
Grandma's house
>Pharah
Fruty
>Moira
Grapes

>Mei
Wet dog, noodles, and rice
>D.Va
Marine Penis
>Ana
Curry
>Pharah
Spicy Curry
>Moira
Potato and whiskey

>Potato and whiskey
10/10 would buy

I have noticed that if someone picks off meta heroes, the team is expecting him to hard carry the match with perfect performance or else they are going to blame everything on you and demand you to change hero. But if you picked meta hero and performed moderately or poorly, nobody is going to blame you.

Grapes are good as well

>wet dog
What are you implying.

>Ana
>Curry
she isn't even indian

black, you are trash
white, you are hired

Meta is shit anyways.
You should play any character you want in the game Yes even Hanzo
And if the team goes apeshit with you, just mute their mics/ turn off team chat.

Can't come up with anything for Tracer?

>mei
spaghettios
>dva
rice
>ana
old people smell
>pharah
cinnamon
>moira
mint

What a shitty list t b h.

Oh, my bad
>Tracer
Oranges/Bananas

Does the xQc guy play a character or does he have legit real no meme autism?

Fish

Probably both

yesterday I got 600Mb of future patch for overwatch, do you think Moira is coming tomorrow?

there was already a tracer, smells like fried cod fillet

>Not curry for Sym
Pleb

Guess it's autism.
His Winston protips are dope thou.

Pineapples, luv!

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