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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: dota2.com/news/updates/34339/ (7.07b)
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Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
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Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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what was the rtz tiny item build?
i only know that you max third skill

dooooooooooooooooooooooootaaaaaaaaaards
wheres the mmr reset

LANAYA

i'm copy pasting my booga post here because fuck you

Is it just me or has Valve completely fucked up party queueing in this game? I've been playing with my irl friends for the first time in like a year and:

>Valve adds 500 to my party mmr because my solo mmr is autistically high compared to my funtime party mmr
>none of my solo ranked strats work because we're playing against 3k mongoloids that just sit on my lane and never rotate (offlane)
>my friends suck at dota since they're very out of practice, but they have to play against 3-4k players because they all have 3k mmr from like 2014
>get salty as fuck because I know my opponents are playing like fucking retards but they're still winning, constantly have to hold my friends' hands through everything from buying wards to initiating to carrying, and since I'm somewhat bitchy and tilted for various reasons, they get offended

this game used to be fun with friends

I think we've lost like 8 of the 10 matches we've played in the last week

dotabuff.com/matches/3558979253/builds

wow hellraisers just got their shit pushed in

If only mouz played like that all the time

Give full picture, please!

>his favorite dota hero can't cook

but it reveals her secret

Luna!

my 2 fav heroes

>clockwerk
seems like he would know how since he's a smart DIY dude
>broodmother
well she's a mother so of course she knows how to cook a mean tendie

some secrets are not meant for christian imageboards

tfw no brewmaster bf

why is newbee so shit?

...

>when you bust a nut but she keeps on suckin

Reminder that Dark Willow is a Sissy

....they're winning though ...?

haha where's the upvote and retweet buttons here

Her "secret" is that she can't cook at all

gotta put 'upvote' into the name field and reply to the post you want to upvote, obviously.

upvoted

...

dark willow isn't anything like sissy.

...

>play turbo
>have fun
based icefraud

is this the power of top secret chink adderall?

>play turbo
>don't have fun because it removes the best part of dota, the earlygame.

this desu
nothing feels as good at getting a solo kill 1 on 1 on mid

i have a sub-25% winrate in turbo

how do i get good?

While xyclopz and his accent that makes him sound like he's choking on a dick has it's charm he'd be infinitely better if he could properly speak. Him and envy must be long lost brothers because they both sound like they're choking on their own tongue.

This, honestly.
He'd be a top tier caster if he fixed his accent.

>queue up for euw
>3 cyrillic usernames
>storm, invoker, meepo and necro icons all apear mid
>necro and invoker both go mid
>safelane storm and a roaming meepo
>all 4 feed
>afk sandstorm in jungle waiting for next
9/10 games i want to grab a hammer and smash my pc

hes already top tier

wtf newbee is retarded

they couldve just went for throne but they chose to take top rax

???

safelane storm is good and seriously worth considering again now that the glorious int meta is coming back.
roaming meepo can work, you have decent kill potential with two meepos

but imagine if he had a clearer voice and wasn't drowning in his own saliva

In theory sure but not in the hands of 3 mid autists that can only pick one of 3 heroes and go mid

it's just not the same if you don't sound fucking retarded

Stream?

you could have won that one, if you hadn't thrown.
If you throw games like this, you are part of the problem.

wtf i imagined xyclopzz looking like fuccboi like winter, but he looks like mushi instead

He looks closer to Envy

>that name
Is there anything more fun than seamonkey names?

so that's why they call him cyclops

>Tiny finally reworked so that he doesn't feels like an half of a hero without wisp
>entire reddit and gulag on flames saying hes ruined
>meanwhile im spamming him to get to 5k
good goys, keep shitting on him so that he wont get nerfed

You're behind the times, he's first ban first pick in esports already

i fucking love new tiny because hes still underestimated by plebs and i can get away with firstpicking him on my 4.5k shithole bracket

What did Miracle- win again?

Do you consider russians human?

I'm 3k. Is it worth it to play Puck mid? The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on. Without follow up the hero seems worse

ti

NEW RANKED WHEN??? BEEN 2 WEEKS ALREADY

Captain's Draft is somehow less interesting now that so many heroes are viable.

Humaner than you muhammed

I have not had fun playing Dota 2 in the last 3 years.
I don't even play anymore because it's just so obviously the literal opposite of fun.
Why am I even in this thread?

Would the gaming community be a better place without gulags, chongs and spics?

now

I haven't played this pile of shit for over 3 years now. Game is great, players aren't.

*presses w*
>wins 99% of lanes
*buys mask*
>achieves 700+gpm
*presses r*
>crushes eardrums of every player participating in the game and wins the game after pressing an a button
gee im so glad that icefrog buffed this hero it makes every pub where shes not banned so much more exciting :)

NOW???? I DON'T SEE IT

>Sunsfan: we don't get to see DK often anymore
Does he not watch VP games?

Maybe SWM or Maybe Next Time SWM?

I dislike playing against AM a lot more desu

>I afked for 50 minutes and now the enemy hard carry has farm, NERF

I don't always post my good suggestions on Veeky Forums but I always do because I don't care about notoriety.

Switch SMOKE and SCAN and make smoke effect your entire team, whilst making scan an item with a single use from the shop. Why?

because I said so.

>50 minutes
max 20-30 if you have decent game unless you build midas, manta or other dogshit items

NOW

no

>It's a battlefury Slark episode

You think sunsfan is the type of person to casually watch dota?
The entire moonduck crew does the literal bare minimum. When rtz/Uni joined Secret Zyori didn't even fucking know when they talked about it on their dota podcast.

>Wake up
>New ranked system isn't in place yet

they picked it only twice this month
how is that "often"?

Wasn't DK one of the three heroes super could play?

stop calling it "new" ranked system, you retards
IT WILL BE THE SAME YOU WIN YOU GET +25 YOU LOSE YOU GET -25 THING only with a fancy badge after season ends to appease redditors

>DK
>Viper
>DP
>Razor
don't slander the poor guy

>The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on

This.

What would happen if pic related played Dota 2?

The three heroes are DK, DP and Medusa, I mean he's damn good on them, which is quite impressive in itself. Being so good on DK that it is worth banning against you.

>It's another "massively ahead at 15 minutes, but carry wants to afk jungle against lategame enemy lineup" episode

In 3k you play Puck like Antimage or Tinker
You get Blink and BoTs and then you run around nuke creepwaves while being basically unkillable. Also, just buy damage items.

another re-run?

When do the BAD teams play?

I'm done with Dota but I need a game to sink a lot of time into.
Any suggestions? I'll consider and probably try anything. No ARPGs though.

Runescape, the thinking man's time sink.

just learn an instrument

I like Puck but it's definitely not worth in 3k. I'd rather play Necro or Medusa for the easy wins.

>carry rEEtard to the summit
>can't carry him to MDL
10k?

In an hour or so.

world of warcraft like every thinking white male would do
blizzard is better than valve at stopping thirdies from ruining game experience for superior people

real life

I already play several instruments and practice for a few hours every day. I still need a game to play.

Damn reruns

Wow bf slark is actually legit?

>shilling for bli$$ard

lol,their fucking dev didn't even play the game he was balancing with a mouse

It's cute how people had to wait till medusa got Op to start playing her and building other items

If only every class wasn't dull as fuck nowadays.