what was the rtz tiny item build? i only know that you max third skill
Logan Moore
dooooooooooooooooooooooootaaaaaaaaaards wheres the mmr reset
Nathan Baker
LANAYA
Kevin Parker
i'm copy pasting my booga post here because fuck you
Is it just me or has Valve completely fucked up party queueing in this game? I've been playing with my irl friends for the first time in like a year and:
>Valve adds 500 to my party mmr because my solo mmr is autistically high compared to my funtime party mmr >none of my solo ranked strats work because we're playing against 3k mongoloids that just sit on my lane and never rotate (offlane) >my friends suck at dota since they're very out of practice, but they have to play against 3-4k players because they all have 3k mmr from like 2014 >get salty as fuck because I know my opponents are playing like fucking retards but they're still winning, constantly have to hold my friends' hands through everything from buying wards to initiating to carrying, and since I'm somewhat bitchy and tilted for various reasons, they get offended
this game used to be fun with friends
I think we've lost like 8 of the 10 matches we've played in the last week
>clockwerk seems like he would know how since he's a smart DIY dude >broodmother well she's a mother so of course she knows how to cook a mean tendie
Wyatt Watson
some secrets are not meant for christian imageboards
Kevin Nelson
tfw no brewmaster bf
Anthony Wright
why is newbee so shit?
Ian Ross
...
Xavier Ortiz
>when you bust a nut but she keeps on suckin
Justin Jackson
Reminder that Dark Willow is a Sissy
Nicholas Martinez
....they're winning though ...?
Nathan Robinson
haha where's the upvote and retweet buttons here
Hudson Price
Her "secret" is that she can't cook at all
James Miller
gotta put 'upvote' into the name field and reply to the post you want to upvote, obviously.
Julian Campbell
upvoted
Gabriel Nelson
...
Landon Moore
dark willow isn't anything like sissy.
Anthony Baker
...
Benjamin Jenkins
>play turbo >have fun based icefraud
Elijah Anderson
is this the power of top secret chink adderall?
Adrian Kelly
>play turbo >don't have fun because it removes the best part of dota, the earlygame.
Kayden Carter
this desu nothing feels as good at getting a solo kill 1 on 1 on mid
David Johnson
i have a sub-25% winrate in turbo
how do i get good?
Gabriel Parker
While xyclopz and his accent that makes him sound like he's choking on a dick has it's charm he'd be infinitely better if he could properly speak. Him and envy must be long lost brothers because they both sound like they're choking on their own tongue.
John Rogers
This, honestly. He'd be a top tier caster if he fixed his accent.
Juan Foster
>queue up for euw >3 cyrillic usernames >storm, invoker, meepo and necro icons all apear mid >necro and invoker both go mid >safelane storm and a roaming meepo >all 4 feed >afk sandstorm in jungle waiting for next 9/10 games i want to grab a hammer and smash my pc
Wyatt Morales
hes already top tier
Josiah Cook
wtf newbee is retarded
they couldve just went for throne but they chose to take top rax
???
Ian Miller
safelane storm is good and seriously worth considering again now that the glorious int meta is coming back. roaming meepo can work, you have decent kill potential with two meepos
Logan Cooper
but imagine if he had a clearer voice and wasn't drowning in his own saliva
Landon Edwards
In theory sure but not in the hands of 3 mid autists that can only pick one of 3 heroes and go mid
Jacob Parker
it's just not the same if you don't sound fucking retarded
Lincoln Baker
Stream?
Gabriel Anderson
you could have won that one, if you hadn't thrown. If you throw games like this, you are part of the problem.
Jordan Smith
wtf i imagined xyclopzz looking like fuccboi like winter, but he looks like mushi instead
William Rivera
He looks closer to Envy
Levi Thompson
>that name Is there anything more fun than seamonkey names?
Tyler Richardson
so that's why they call him cyclops
Joshua Brooks
>Tiny finally reworked so that he doesn't feels like an half of a hero without wisp >entire reddit and gulag on flames saying hes ruined >meanwhile im spamming him to get to 5k good goys, keep shitting on him so that he wont get nerfed
Lincoln Sanders
You're behind the times, he's first ban first pick in esports already
Lincoln Moore
i fucking love new tiny because hes still underestimated by plebs and i can get away with firstpicking him on my 4.5k shithole bracket
Juan Evans
What did Miracle- win again?
Leo Smith
Do you consider russians human?
Charles Carter
I'm 3k. Is it worth it to play Puck mid? The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on. Without follow up the hero seems worse
Landon Edwards
ti
Michael Jones
NEW RANKED WHEN??? BEEN 2 WEEKS ALREADY
Owen Davis
Captain's Draft is somehow less interesting now that so many heroes are viable.
Jacob Phillips
Humaner than you muhammed
John Lewis
I have not had fun playing Dota 2 in the last 3 years. I don't even play anymore because it's just so obviously the literal opposite of fun. Why am I even in this thread?
Alexander Wilson
Would the gaming community be a better place without gulags, chongs and spics?
Lucas Fisher
now
Michael Rivera
I haven't played this pile of shit for over 3 years now. Game is great, players aren't.
Evan Rogers
*presses w* >wins 99% of lanes *buys mask* >achieves 700+gpm *presses r* >crushes eardrums of every player participating in the game and wins the game after pressing an a button gee im so glad that icefrog buffed this hero it makes every pub where shes not banned so much more exciting :)
Nathan Rogers
NOW???? I DON'T SEE IT
Luis Fisher
>Sunsfan: we don't get to see DK often anymore Does he not watch VP games?
Oliver Reyes
Maybe SWM or Maybe Next Time SWM?
Ryder Morales
I dislike playing against AM a lot more desu
Leo Russell
>I afked for 50 minutes and now the enemy hard carry has farm, NERF
Elijah Perez
I don't always post my good suggestions on Veeky Forums but I always do because I don't care about notoriety.
Switch SMOKE and SCAN and make smoke effect your entire team, whilst making scan an item with a single use from the shop. Why?
because I said so.
Adrian Harris
>50 minutes max 20-30 if you have decent game unless you build midas, manta or other dogshit items
Luis Price
NOW
Austin Jackson
no
Brandon Reed
>It's a battlefury Slark episode
Logan Smith
You think sunsfan is the type of person to casually watch dota? The entire moonduck crew does the literal bare minimum. When rtz/Uni joined Secret Zyori didn't even fucking know when they talked about it on their dota podcast.
Aiden Rodriguez
>Wake up >New ranked system isn't in place yet
Jaxson Morris
they picked it only twice this month how is that "often"?
Nicholas Martinez
Wasn't DK one of the three heroes super could play?
Dylan Hernandez
stop calling it "new" ranked system, you retards IT WILL BE THE SAME YOU WIN YOU GET +25 YOU LOSE YOU GET -25 THING only with a fancy badge after season ends to appease redditors
Nicholas Johnson
>DK >Viper >DP >Razor don't slander the poor guy
Nolan Gutierrez
>The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on
This.
Jayden Cruz
What would happen if pic related played Dota 2?
Noah Stewart
The three heroes are DK, DP and Medusa, I mean he's damn good on them, which is quite impressive in itself. Being so good on DK that it is worth banning against you.
Parker Bennett
>It's another "massively ahead at 15 minutes, but carry wants to afk jungle against lategame enemy lineup" episode
Jose Reed
In 3k you play Puck like Antimage or Tinker You get Blink and BoTs and then you run around nuke creepwaves while being basically unkillable. Also, just buy damage items.
Nolan Smith
another re-run?
Kayden Green
When do the BAD teams play?
David Walker
I'm done with Dota but I need a game to sink a lot of time into. Any suggestions? I'll consider and probably try anything. No ARPGs though.
Tyler Wright
Runescape, the thinking man's time sink.
Noah Walker
just learn an instrument
Xavier James
I like Puck but it's definitely not worth in 3k. I'd rather play Necro or Medusa for the easy wins.
Jackson Martin
>carry rEEtard to the summit >can't carry him to MDL 10k?
Nicholas Hill
In an hour or so.
Joseph Williams
world of warcraft like every thinking white male would do blizzard is better than valve at stopping thirdies from ruining game experience for superior people
Dylan Mitchell
real life
Jayden Turner
I already play several instruments and practice for a few hours every day. I still need a game to play.
Samuel Brown
Damn reruns
Oliver Phillips
Wow bf slark is actually legit?
Bentley Rogers
>shilling for bli$$ard
Kayden Cruz
lol,their fucking dev didn't even play the game he was balancing with a mouse
Caleb Phillips
It's cute how people had to wait till medusa got Op to start playing her and building other items