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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing on a competitive team

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>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/UqDzRby

spy mains arent people

delete fem pyro from the interweb

>join a casual foundry game
>go sniper because i wanna practice sniper
>other team has mid but we still have second to last
>walk out spawn
>for some inexplicable reason there is a scout with no cosmetics on crouching on last against the wall
>nobody else has noticed him
>aim and charge up a bit because idk what he'll do
>after a couple seconds he tries to run away and gets some chip damage in but i headshot him anyways
ahahahahahaha

>Enemy team treating hightower like a fucking comp match

maining tier list

plays whatever the situation dictates > plays whatever the fuck he feels like > heavy > engineer > demo > soldier > scout > medic > spy > sniper

i like the boston runny leg boy

>heavy and engy mains above demo mains
>spy mains above sniper mains
also you forgot pyro

>plays whatever the situation dictates > plays whatever the fuck he feels like
why are these mutually exclusive from maining, do you have brain damage or something

my maine > you're mane

you're main is ugleh

Contracts ruined this game and you can't fucking prove me wrong

*proves u wrong*

what's an ideal headshot ratio to have, currently I'm 62% on my sniper rifle

i have a 100% head ratio with girls

100%

You're alright.

>>heavy and engy mains above demo mains
Heavy/Engi mains are usually chill as fuck, Demo mains are worse.

>>spy mains above sniper mains
Spy mains are annoying but don't shut down entire games when they're halfway decent.

>also you forgot pyro
You're right, just imagine I put him below spy.

>why are these mutually exclusive from maining
Consider it a matter of playtime. If you play Soldier more often then you play what the situation dictates, there you go.

>do you have brain damage or something
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My pocket medic likes me. TF2g likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Hey lads is the loch n load contract broken? Will shooting buildings gain points for the consecutive hits bonus?

should I come to school tomorrow though?

that still doesn't make the two mutually exclusive though you dingdong. you can main soldier and still have about even playtime with other classes. maining is not what you have a problem with, apparently people with autism who refuse to play other classes is your problem and those are so few and far between they're not worth mentioning.

>you can main soldier and still have about even playtime with other classes
Oh HONEY... That's wrong...

Is kill covered what the cool kids use, and what wear?

very worn

Why the fuck does valve think it's a good idea to give classes a single item that completely shuts down their counter
Why do half the classes in the game need an equippable counter to pyro
Why does demo get a secondary that literally negates every form of counte rhe has

fuck pyro

You shouldn't need to rely on your class countering someone else to be able to kill them.

You shouldn't need to rely on an equip to not get assfucked you shitter faggot

t. got milk'd

Care to name what you're actually talking about?

>tfw not getting milked

Is crit cola still op?

no, it gives you diabetes

Proper class-maining tier list:

>TOP TIER
Soldier
Demoman
Medic

>HIGH TIER
Scout

>OFFCLASS TIER
Sniper
Engineer
Heavy

>PATHETIC FUCKING JOKE TIER
Pyro
Spy

i like it

>not pathetic joke tier
good enough for me

>how easy it is for a class to decimate everyone else is directly proportional to people who main them
I don't think so tim

i'm about to use this piece of shit to craft a prof KS.

If someone here unironically watches mrpaladins and has an equally shitty kit be my guest

Danger shield, chargin targe, and to a lesser extent spycicle

is it just me or is the crit a cola not adding the marked for death effect on melee attacks

I'll give you 20 ref

wouldn't surprise me desu

stop posting fempyro art crap.

do you guys think the war paint system is better or worse than the previous way of obtaining skins

Are you assblasted the w+m1 video didn't work for you?

good idea but they fucked it up

>danger shield
It got nerfed. If you're actually talking about the new stats, it's a pretty fair tradeoff: defense against flare harassment/pyro ambushes in exchange for being even more gimped in close quarters.

>chargin targe
I think a lot of the downside with the shields is supposed to be that they don't have a stickybomb launcher, which is probably a (poor aiming) demos most powerful weapon. If you're having trouble with demoknights just adapt-- Listen for their charge yell and stay out of range. Switch to Scout if needed, Demoknights are basically free kills for Scouts and anyone attentive enough to outplay them.

>spycicle
Spy is the worst class in the game overall. Spychecking and killing Spies is not hard. Even when they have some gimmicky thing like the Spycicle, you should not be having trouble killing them.

I'll take it.
I already have tons of refined tho.
Give me a key and i'll pay the difference in refined.
id/chromeisbestmetal

How much do spells actually add onto an items worth?

Wait, so what is the point of this? You have an untradable unusual and a tradable one? What's the point of a an account with a single item on it?

Why aren't there more cosmetics that I can use to make my classes look like fucking Robot Masters

Goddammit I just want to play dress up and look like megaman characters.

5

Guys, since the pyro update I have been having trouble with my mouse.

My mouse is unresponsive ig when the wasd keys are pressed down. Anyone know the fix for this problem?

I'm using Win 7 btw.

Ok Max Box, I get it.
This guys spinning around, hes probably seeing a lot of things, hes even netted himself a pocket.
I get it, it looks like fun, but I still don't want to buy your FUCKING LMAOBOX!

I'm too much of a bitch to fight like a man

Fuck you

Guys, since the pyro update I have been having trouble with my mouse

This is correct

Forgot to say that I can still fire as usual but can't turn around with the mouse.

bitch...........,...

Guys, since the pyro update I have been having trouble with my mouse.

I'm gay

nice, i like the extra comma

Why are the scouts bootenhamus or however it's spelled not listed on the community market? How do I get them?

Jew.tf, or Bible.tf.

thanks man i try my best

How do i get a soldier bf ?

Slurp your dildo in voice chat and watch the friend requests roll in

What does /tf2g/ frag to?
Ive been listening to sumpin by the goodyear pimps

the game

You're pubstomping hard when this guy comes up and meatshots your pocket medic. What do you do?

call him an ugly faggot that mains scout to roleplay as someone skinny and witty since he's neither of those things IRL

>scout
>witty

>getting butthurt that your pocket got fragged

lol

tell him to buy an isotope unusual and probably some green pro killstreaks

Macaw is multipatterned meaning there can be blue/lime/etc etc

a specific killstreak/unusual version that also happens to be lime would be so fucking rare and expensive I don't want to even think about it

Geel bought it, now it's Torah.tf

I don't need a pocket to stretch scout main anus, faggots just need to be put in their place

i don't know, some of scout's domination lines are pretty witty one liners
>hey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy

on today's annoying shit to do, we get cancer from a video game

You don't need 3 stars to start any map contract. Do points and captures only and you still earn more stars at the end.

>"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

>"Drop dead and gimme 20!"

>"Yo, if you didn't want me to kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"

>"I... eat... your...sandviches. I eat 'em up!"

>"Here's something you shoulda built: a not-dyin' machine!"

>"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"

post your favorite voicelines

All of Snipers whispered lines.

:mememoji:

>heavy is the only class who doesn't have specific and personal insults towards the person he's dominating
that actually says a lot about his character

or his grasp of the english language

actually I just checked and medic doesn't have specific lines either

I wonder if either of them are intentional or just a result of time constraints

a lot of the sniper revenge lines are great too
>you know what you and jane austen have in common? you're both dead women.
>hate you break it to ya, but your own team paid me to do that
>oh my god, you've been shot. did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?

Idea: gamemode with upgrades like MVM, just with small gimmicky stuff like 2-way teleporters and more sandman balls

is there something wrong with banana bay or did delfy upload yet another exploit video?
this dude was always getting points for pushing the cart, he had 200 score with 66 captures in the end

Post legs.

Medic's voice actor is expensive, Heavy doesn't care enough about your sad life to personally insult you

probably just an addcond exploit that lets you cap a bunch, was he critting everyone as well?

fuck off she is mine i have 5000+ hours

nope, only had 8 kills

Makes two of us :^)

>"Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!"

>IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD HAVE NOT CREATED ME

favorite line tbqh. So simpe, yet so good.

>You were real good son, real good, maybe even the best.

don mess wit me kid...

in the tf comics there's a panel which shows the original mercs, one of which is Abraham Lincoln holding a flamethrower
in another panel for a different comic however it says that Abraham Lincoln invented the rocketjump and shows him holding a rocket launcher
is he a pyro or a soldier?

both