/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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>What did NASA say?
>is TG fun?
>memes!

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=4037
youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

fuck your OP

Lets keep the bait rolling
Fact: Nobody has every successfully antagonized a station full of armed individuals
Fact: if guns are illegal only criminals will have guns
Fact: most murderboners are stopped by a random crewman with a gun
Fact: nonantags arent allowed to actually use guns on nonantags
Fact: handing out guns to everyone can never go wrong for these reasons
Fact: America is the greatest

BYOND is literal spyware. It tracks all your hardware, your cookies, your MAC address, your registry and what the fuck ever else.
It's literally the hardest platform to banevade in, that I know of. Sarca's guide to banevading was pretty much "just get a VM and VPN and play the game with 350 ping because banevading any other way is impossible".

>ewek gets bussed in as a tarjan with a few other people
>bee lines to an antag, kills and guns them
>obviously used dead chat knowledge
>gets ban requested
>spergs out like a 13 year old in the ban request
>gets owned by Penorpal and Kammerjunk
>he deletes all his posts and his forum account
>coincidentally that same day someone posts in the thread about how hard it is to ban evade

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=4037

We had this bait a year ago, when asked to provide proof none was given, so again: give us proof or gtfo

>guns
*gibs

Wat

why?

The only existing space station uses the naval thing, but it has a clearly defined foward/back and up/down. The ass of the station is Zvezda, the module with all the propulsion, and the belly is the side pointing at all times to the Earth.
Scaredy Suffix XVIII does not have any of those, you can't use the same standards.

Requesting someone to properly convert the sax riff/the entirety of Who Can It Be Now to the saxophone
None of the midis I have found work properly

>Fact: America is the greatest
This part is unironically true.
>your country will never use realpolitik diplomacy and military interventions to create a petrodollar empire

A frame of reference doesn't need any of that.
The crew simply agreed which side of the station is which.

It looks very much agreed from the last thread

The thread just angrily argues about whether to use left/right/up/down, north/south/west/east, or up/down/left/right.
No matter what convention you follow, the Singularity will always be down, or south, or aft. This is because everyone orients themselves in the same frame of reference they're just stupid about what to call it.

...

>tfw seeing this image dropped all the time in Veeky Forums character art threads

Can't even escape your cancer on a completely different board

We keep track of your computer id, ip and one other thing i can't remember, so if you change your ip we still see your cID and that other thing

>all the time
once

It's been more than once and you know it. You can't lie to me.

I've only posted it once on Veeky Forums user, might've been somebody else

The codewise south will always be south. The bottom of the screen is normally the south unless on spiritbreaker. The singularity isn't south on all maps.

Should I ahelp iaas when they get heavily involved in the station instead of doing what they're supposed to do?

The singulo was just an example ya dingus
>The bottom of the screen is normally the south
There you go.

What is the

>cancer
Says the guy going on Veeky Forums

secret repo

nice bait there friend

Veeky Forums is best board don't talk about it on VG, no rp fags not welcome.

lol?

VG BTFO how will they ever recover?

I wanna marry TheMegaGoat!

You can't marry yourself legally.

But she's not me.

Playing Veeky Forums games is scientifically proven to make you a smarter cooler person
Fact.

Can confirm it tracks some things and reports to the game server.

pomf do u wanna go to the cinema w/ me

Post songs that should be on the jukebox, no shitty anime songs or video game songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

Pomf, do you like path of exile? I saw you playing a lot during harbringer league.
Excited for the next one?

I want to iron Kammerjunk's XXL mlp t-shirts !

I'm going to have to ask you to stop slandering my lady with these false accusations or there WILL be consequences.

be quiet, mustard, the adults are talking

If you're in tulsa then sure.
It's a fairly decent arpg, much better than d3 in my opinion. Not sure if I'll play the next challenge league though.

good choice

youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

A station full of armed invdividuals is an antag tactic in of itself
If guns are illegal sec are still allowed to have guns
most murderboners are stopped by chloral and toolboxes
nonantags aren't allowed to do a lot of things
handing out guns is a good way to get medbay to stop caring for these reasons
america is okay, I like cheeseburgers

new headmin when
pain is too inactive

behold
the room that gets depressurized via window the most often is
the HoS' room

Who do YOU want as headmin? I'll make them headmin right now

When is it forgiveness day?

>Pressure diff below atmos in the middle of space
Nani?

NOOK OP SHUTTLE FOUND

carps just love sasha too much

Probe

Reminder to always trust the mime playing the piano.

>trust
>mimes

>nuke ops get shit on by like clowns regularly, conversely unarmed lings can absolutely crush the crew's collective mangina without trying
>spess isn't real life
>not before they wipe half the crew out
>they'll use them anyway
>handing out guns is fun but there will always be that one louis ck mofo wagging his chat emote finger and demanding full confiscation
>not until we cease israeli gibs and reign in our wonderful multinational corporations before they start a thermonuclear race war

This game's interface is unbelievably difficult to get into. It's like trying to catch a rabbit but you can only use your feet. I only go Assistant so I don't screw anything up, but gosh darn is this whole thing a mess.

This game seems great and I really want to learn it and get into it, but man do I feel like an imbecile.

gotta learn by doing broski, don't give up

read the wiki then, baka

let dead men lie, user

my trust in spessmen is inversely correlated to their ambition

I'm not giving up. It's just difficult to wrap my head around what should be very simple tasks. Any kind of interaction with items or basically anything in the bottom right corner leads to a bunch of nonsense that is usually the exact opposite of what I wanted to do.

I'm trying to, but it's still difficult. I can't help it.

Try switching to something like janitor or cargo tech, they're still low responsibility jobs, but they will get you interacting with the UI more until it becomes familiar

This is your head of security for the shift, say something nice!

>tfw no mimefu

>Allergies: Braincells
ervy tim

The ling that eats that will live to regret it

places where telesci niggers shit from with their meta spreadsheet
some of these places really make me think

>vox ship

fucking nice I should do this

Let's make the alphabet out of ckeys, ill start

AvadaColander!!

Let's not

plague walker mode when? itd be like having the infection implant the ayyys in tg give you, except you have even better diseases and it affects multiple people with the goal: survive

Step 1 on spawn in: Click your id, click your pda, click your pda, click your ID slot
You now have mastered the arts of clicking. Which is literally all this game is.

easy way to get noticed and banned for metagsming

>Plaguewalker: the game mode
The only winning strat is suicide succumb with a crossbow

blitzikaze

I thought the same, now I autismpipe.
It's easier and less frustrating than DF at least.

>tfw pjb is active on the reddit and ss13 reddit discord
>constantly using content from the thread for ebin updoots

>That one time a sci antag bombed my SME
>I literally witnessed a cooked potass nade teleported on the shard before the boom
>Didn't even reach the airlock

Chazach

>kitchen counter is bright red

he can be a gossiping clittyman if he wants to I don't really give a fuck

Its reddit, who cares

Why is there a white spot under the chef's condiment machine in the freezer ?

It doesn't make me think at all. We've all known this for a long time, some even told him to stop, but he defends it.
But what are you gonna do anyways? Deadmin him? Remove his code access? Go to Belgium and punch him in the nose? What is anyone going to do?
He threw a tantrum cursing everyone related to the game except Clusterfack, he got told off, and he came back less than six months later. He's the one with issues.

me (d)

Ahelp it so I can find it in my daily log dive and post it as a meme like that Loked me in my office thing

correction, this one is ONLY stuff teleported TO telesci FROM the station
looks like, for whatever reason, someone teleported a shitton of stuff FROM telesci TO that spot

promoting on reddit is what brings the redditors, the kind of players native to TG, hippie and those furry servers.
e.g. the latex furry got in through it

>gobba habb muh glupps
every time

I’m still pissed about how you need glubs for a good portion of “clean hacking” so you don’t leave doors stuck open like a shitter

Just get good at finding the wires lmao

/me pecks kammer

Post ckeys of the powergamers who teleported the glubs in aux cyborg charging

Doesn’t matter if you know the test wire, when the backup power hits you can’t crowbar it closed or pulse the test again for a good while, meaning if you want to hack into a 1-way room without getting caught you might just want to leave open the doors like a shitter

no I closed it and it took 8 minutes to search

you can have 8 minutes from me
i don't want them

your time is worthless tho

Kammerjunk

>You're a doctor and someone said something even remotely unfriendly to you?
>Just deactivate their suit sensors, put them somewhere where the sun doesn't shine
>Just don't put them in a locker in a secluded area
The more you know