/tf2g/ Shitposting Inferno

Merasmus spawns faster the more you kill him. Kill him to give him life.

If you mean official comp it's trash and filled with hackers.

Lmao

Comp

I see. too bad

>lost 2 duels to assists alone

damn darn dabnabit

well, it is called TEAM fortress

16th for posting my autism in the new thread

>who is ur demo

>in-game competitive

place spy and sniper above pyro and medic above heavy

Note:
This shitpost is made with a few assumptions:
1. The class in question is playing against and with an average team with non-retarded team composition
2.It's on an imaginary map where all of them have potential but do not have an advantage

>Bad medics forget they have the medigun
>This happens so many fucking times
>Sometimes some faggots just never even changes weapon but runs around shooting with the default syringe gun
How can these people be this dense

On pubs*

explain why

Watching the video of the previous match in the day. Alle has died 8 times to sticky traps

tf2r.com/kt3w6et.html

>people will rollout with the medi gun out but wont heal people on the way to the point
I mean its minor but shit drives me crazy

>Medics who immediately hold W out of spawn and never turn around ever to see if there are people behind them pressing e

use ur voice chat beta faggot

>using voice
no thanks I'm not a homo

must be one of the freaks in discord with the weird ass voice

heavy and engineer are braindead classes, at least medic requires you to dodge once in a while
anyone that has played an fps before can do well as sniper, going somewhere far way and spamming bodyshots doesn't require a high skill level;still, on a second thought he should probably be above heavy and maybe medic
spy is just shit regardless so you can't ever be effective unless you are playing against people that just installed the game, and in that case he takes little to no skill

>medics who put away the medi gun to miss 3 crossbow shots when youre burning at critical health

>soldier too far away
>shoot medicine at him
>it passes through him

>low scoring shitter comes to me while on fire
>shoot an arrow in his general direction don't care if it hits or not
>go back to healing relevant people

>welcome to the salty spy main, how burned are ya?

>rockets die on teammates backs to prevent spam
>stickies are ok tho

the fuck are you on, stickies bounce off too

yeah, ok until they bounce off and kill you

they bounce off your teammate, and go in some random direction most of the time usually saving whoever you wanted to kill

>get done fragging the entire enemy team
>am on fire because pyro update
>all I ask from my team is that they have a pulse
>bottom score med with a mercy icon and jesus complex misses yet another crossbow arrow
>have to wait 15 seconds to go back and re cap the point again

>implying anyone on this board doesn't main glorious unnerfable shoot-feet-man

i know?

I main heavy.

>make game with mechanics and skill ceilings centered around movement
>fill every map with useless nick knacks and door frames that stop you from smoothing doing anything

I main the shoot feet man that takes skill

nobody cares pub turd

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found the medic main who cant aim because he doesnt play a real class

Do you play anything but payload?

I play everything but mannpower and pass time.

wrong. just who cares if you miss a shot in a pub lmao

Do you have a fancy hat that brings all the healsluts to the yard? Or are you the rare medic-less heavy?

post frenchmen

...

I have no fancy hats and run alone and
sometimes get a medic to do a push.

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>tf2 gold account with access to premium servers
>gold accounts re-create the feel of tf2s prime
>no confirmations on trades/wait periods for purchased goods
>old server browser/casual browser toggle
>20$ price tag to prevent unbannable hackers
>custom sounds/models/huds/sprays enabled (save for tweaking the snipers scope image and stuff like that)
>players are able to rent servers through an in game menu
>custom servers able to be searched with the casual matchmaker
>hats are able to be toggled off and on
>gold players are given a shit achievement hat that tracks level and stats
>occasional minor events to stimulate economy(double drop week, breadbox style metal sinks, chance for rare craft drops of items like name tags/paint when crafting hats from metal)
I have nothing against free to players but it just makes it easy for shitty people to shit up the experience with nothing at stake

neat

But stock is better.
Why use a sidegrade?

>not creating your own hud that suits every specific need you desire

plebeians. all of you.

Default hud is the Shovel of stock weapons

All Soldier melees are useful except for the Crutch Plan.

Useless*
Damn autocorrect. brb killing self

Did you just call the shovel bad?
I bet you use the meme spoon.

>Disciplinary action
>bad

W E W

E

W

Help me out here /tf2g/

It's good in pubs, but then again so is almost every unlock.

Iron Curtain.

does the saying go "out with the old in with the new" or "in with the old out with the new"

first row second from the left

make multiple loadouts with different roles on mind

The former, how would the latter even make sense outside of a Twilight Zone episode or reactionary militia?

>he doesnt use the meme spoon aka the ideal solider weapon

because you're throwing the old out and putting the new in

raffle

i'll get the matching suit maybe

>20% slower attack rate and it requires that the user rocket jump and not get noticed and fucking die because he has his melee out while in the air

fug

hei guiz, unkel benis heir

teleporter goin up

>suit under boots
>also random shit put together

...

>hat
>shoes
>pants
wrong order AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i watched some retarded not even a month old shitstain join a full koth map that was going back and forth

so he could do nothing but try to ebin roleplay as a duelist pyro with the hot hand against mini sentries and fats

then when someone told him to fuck off and start playing for real he started whining on mic

f2p really WAS a mistake

then how do we know it's not taking the new in and putting the old out

it really is

damn this kid really is 14 huh

>heavy hat is worth $40
>no one heals me
>pyro hat is worth $200
>medics flock to me

Yep..

not an argument...

>not silently stomping like a good pubstar
the state of /tf2g/

I like talking trash, though

your age is always relevant

>not erping with your soldier bf

>pyro mains

reminder that syringe needles destroy dragon fury projectiles

walking to mid

bloody hell, you're awful.

me hiding waiting for med pick...

GabeN