/lolg/ - Lego Legends General

karma's poke does absolutely disgusting damage while still having support skills available so go ahead and use her

Byt what if I want to play a whore(female)?

why the fuc project vi lookin like a knock-off mass effect engineer.

Hey that's me!
And it's not sad because it's going to happen.
Vladfag WILL sit on my face.

私は死にたい

>Ban Urgot
They pick Garen
>Ban Garen
They pick Teemo
>Ban Teemo
They pick Urgot
>Ban Urgot
They pick Vlad
>Ban Vlad
They pick Quinn
Jesus fucking christ

Hopefully it's year of the "finally removing the pedo-baiting race"

nvm they're adding zoe, who behaves like an 11 year old but is "thousands of years old" despite having the typical naivety of a child, much like how the yordles also have naivety but hey, Anthony Burch wrote the Zoe to behave like Tiny Tina and his Sister because it's clear he wants to fuck his sister but can't actually and that he also has a thing for children.

What I'm saying is that if you like Yordles you're an Anthony Burch and nobody want's to be Anthony Burch.

Fill out the following survey segment
(you can use 1 for worst, 5 for best if you want)

Girls are gross and vaginas are icky looking
Where to find a girlfriend that won't ever try to have sex with me and just support me and say nice things in a cute girl's voice?

>tfw no Shepard champion with special Urf Effect game mode in which you battle the Void Reapers

>Garen
>Quinn
>non-champions

So basically Lily?

>Not wanting a cute girl to sit on your face and grind her icky cunt while her juices flow into your mouth and nose
Shit taste senpai

what other support is there than meme magic

go away virgin

>>no the power was inside you all along champion
Huh ?

I did it boys, king of the bronzies.

Can someone tell me good job so I am motivated to keep going?

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOMME TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona, Illaoi, Magma, Fire, Kayle, Shyvana

Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra, Camille, Xayah, Morgana, Storm, Dark, Nami, Elise

Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Sejuani, Zyra,Soraka

High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora, Miss Fortune

Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven, Quinn, Sivir, Air

Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe, Water, Nature, Akali

Submissive: Sona,Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON.

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

kys

>lore
answer the questions

>decide to play a quick aram
>get a champ i like
>alt tab while waiting for timer
>suddenly queue pops, guess someone dodged
>get a shitty champ i don't like
this happens every time i try to play this game mode

Good job bronzie

Congratulations! You're the best!

Good job user!
I'm really proud that you made it so far, now keep on winning and carrying games, I know you can do it!
c:

w-why

poppy

Where would you place yourself on that list?
How long does it take to break each tier and who is the most paper tiger?

You mean third yordle girl, right?

tfw nidalee will never harass you sexually

Good job!

>How long does it take to break each tier
You can't break them
The only one who can be broken is xayah

Oh

wow it's almost like top lane is an awful place where fun was replaced by windows of power and balanced around having a diamond jungle smurf

>q for aram
>get zed
>someone dodges
>find another game
>get nid
>someone dodges
>another one
>get fucking shyvana
>noone dodges

If you haven't been playing since at least S3, you cannot play top lane. It's impossible/not worth it trying to learn top lane at this point because you need to know the ins and outs of every single top lane champ to even stand a chance.

FUCKING BRAUM, WTF THIS ABOMINATION WITH 60 ARMOR AT LVL 1?????? He takes fcking no damage, and his shield every 2 second REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.

You can come and int in my silver game soon user
Just remember that bronze 2 to silver 3 is about the same skill level
Commit to the supreme meme of self improvement and actively thinking about your actions and you'll make your way up.

You don't know me. I definitely can.

I quit aram after someone tried blackmailing me for xerath, told me to take his udyr or he is doding (we have xerath ziggs and veigar)

Aery sona is free poke, pretty gross atm. You don’t even need to auto them if it’ll turn out as a bad trade. Can go more ap or more support focus, all up to how the lane and game is going.

ok virgins, time to post some lol art.

>Agree
>Agree
>Strongly Agree

>You don't know me. I definitely can.
You have autism and mindbreak is a meme

>ban champion
>they pick a different champion
can't believe it

Aery is the best Keystone Rune on Caitlyn. Debate me faggots.

Old hags.

i'm still mad

rate my wife

is she a good wife

will she make good kids

>He hasn't faced Taric of 900 hp at level 1 heal machine of infinite mana

>tfw i made the thread for the first time and accidentally linked a post in the previous thread instead of the previous thread and nobody has yelled at me yet

thanks for being understanding.

>syndra fag is a retard
shocker

What? that we almost didn't get based braum and would have had to play some git with the most retarded weapon to ever be designed?

What does Syndra smell like?

I actually scored 0% on that autism test tyvm and mindbreak isn't a meme it just requires a lot more than dicking.

>battering ram shield
>anything from piltover
>retarded
i'm not saying braum is bad but thicc wall buster is better

not as good as zoe

Why would you bring attention to that?
Do you WANT to be yelled at?
Are you some kind of submissive disgusting pig that get's off on being bullied?

>I actually scored 0% on that autism test
ecks dee
>mindbreak isn't a meme
Yes it is

This is why I don't play top lane anymore. Too much bullshit to deal with. Gimme fucking ridiculous poke in mid or jungle monsters any day of the week over top.

>it just requires a lot more than dicking.
Like what.

We don’t have a female scientist now that I think about it

what is a decent jungler that i can forcefully shove up in my rectum?

rammus with aftershock

I want you to explain to me how she would auto attack? actual question not being a dick

>>anything from piltover
>>retarded
FUCKING PILTY GET OFF MY BOARD

>what is PtA
>FREE vayne W and the enemy ADC can't do anything about it because your range is abnormal, while also having E if you really want to proc
>sorcery tree
>good

wow that was hard

braum punches with his shield. are you retarded? how the fuck do you think she'd auto attack? itd either have a piston type movement where the shield forces itself forward or shed fucking slam it into people

gym skins when?

I don't want to get put on a list.

>Gym Poppy
Gibbe

>I'm dark and twisted the goberment will be after me!1111
Autism

>no gym class syndra with a short shirt that doesn't cover her belly and short gym shorts and her ult hurls dodge balls at you

why?

Hey Domme poster I'm starting to get autistically attached to you, you're pretty interesting.
Come on, try and bully me, I wanna see what you're made of.

lmao

>gym shorts
>not making her wear very tight looking spats

Who are you quoting?

>>no phoenix champion
Ikr. Only some shitty criophoenix

That's not me holy shit.

>no medusa champion
Wait this idiot thinks cass is a gorgon?
???
???????????

>is she a good wife
Yes
>will she make good kids
No

How about a rune that lets you spawn where you died?

Wouldn't that be rad?

>die in a lost team fight
>feeding twice in a single fight

Found the 60 IQ

>die
>wait for respawn timer
> die again because enemy will just wait for you

>get filled
>lose because adc cant do fucking anything worthwhile
>bout to queue up again
>no fill protection
why

it would be optimal you silly gooses!

Delayed guardian angel

>Just ignoring me

alistar isnt a bull but a minotaur and you had no problems with that

>lose because adc
>win because adc
There's no such thing.

That would make running it down mid much more optimal.