/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - baozi edition

Her upper body is a bit too thick for my liking.

What's your definition of old user?

Must be anything that doesn't look like a 10 years old kid.

I wish she didn't have that short kimono on so I can get a full look at her cheongsam.

>unironically making Cai Wenji a clone of Diaochan

They're both sluts anyway, what's the difference.

One's the turtle and the other is a good girl

Wang Yi should have gotten the whip and the turtle should have gotten SSX's hoops

You shut your mouth.

Musou games have the luck of ONLY cute girls

It'll be nice when we can see actual finished 3D renders of these alternate skimpy clothes for the girls instead of these half assed mock ups.

nonono there's a clear difference

Diaochan willingly slutted herself out to kill Dong. Cai Wenji was forced to slut herself

Zhang Chunhua is so based, no matter the version

That entire family is too OP desu.

So Diaochan slutted herself out to help family and her country, Cai Wenji slutted herself out because she's a weakwilled thot.

I wonder if they will show the scene in which Sima Yi calls her an old hag

>to help...her country
t. Wang Yun

The Xiongnu were a cult who were attempted to resurrect Shi Huangdi. They kidnapped Cai Wenji because she has memorized over 400 grimoires, and one of these is said to contain a spell to bring about The First Emperor's rebirth.

However, little did they know that Cai Wenji was actually the reincarnation of Shi Huangdi and that the 400 grimoires were actually used to seal her unparalleled malevolence.

>daily reminder Diaochan was not real, and the closest equivalent is that Lu Bu fucked a random maid

Based maid

I wish I could fuck a random maid.

Reminder that historically Lu Bu cucked Dong instead of the reverse.

So there's some reasoning behind her being a sorceress in Kessen 2 I guess.

>this is what lu bu actually believes

>tfw just remembered they took his fucking tonfas

atleast we still have the gauntlets...

>you will never eat authentic real life chinese baos

My God, I'm so happy my boy Ding Feng has his gloves back.

So I gotta ask /eagg/, where do you think this is going? Do you think that while we have characters using the same weapons, that they will have the same movesets, or do you think they will have different movesets with the same weapons?

Hate to be a bitch but I preferred the Circle Blade to be honest.

Also I think it's DW7 style where clones have a couple unique attacks within the otherwise shared moveset.

I mean, we've seen that, while characters share weapons, their movesets aren't entirely 1:1.

>you will never eat authentic real life chinese baos
You know you can just stop by Shanghai or something on an asia tour right, steamed bun shops are as common in china as mcdonalds is in the states

i'm afraid of traveling by myself in mainland china, i'm afraid of being eaten

Omega Force is allowing you to choose the last returning character to keep their DW8 weapon. It may be given to other characters as well. Who do you choose?

Chinks don't eat people
They eat almost anything else, maggots, locusts, cow dick, sea cucumber aka sea dick, horses, donkeys, dogs, pufferfish, poisonous mushrooms, eggs buried in lime powder, etc., but they don't eat people, the joke there goes "anything with four legs but tables, anything with two legs but people".

Just go with your girlfriend silly. :^)

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what do we have here

Lu Lingqi
Her weapon was objectively fun as fuck anyway

Anyone down with /eagg/ having their own Veeky Forums cup team?

It's not like it wouldn't be nice but I'm confused as to what our players would be.

I think I would actually watch for once.

Liu Shan's bench.
Actually, upgrade it to a table and give it Huang Gai.

I think we'd have to be really fast with making one, or maybe it's even too late for the upcoming Veeky Forums league. But I'd be happy if it happened.

Will our goalkeeper be the Shack?

Quick guys, throw out some fucking meme players

>/our dong/
>literally wu (han dang)
>narcoleptic lizard
>le benevolence man using pic related
>shack, or the shack

Baby Football
Whipped Turtle
Loli Commander

Cow Cow
Cow Pee
Eugene

DO NOT PURSUE
Dadudu
ded game (basara)
cutest turtle
green hats

Man, his gloves look so damn cool in his render.

simmi
hot mom
meatbun

Baozi
Old Hag
Guanbabby

I WANT MUH CLAWS

Clones, Saber, Bruce Campbell

Who is this sexy man

his fucking tonfas

>Saber
no

>loki
>ugly boy (male)
>retarded guanspawn

Saber is the only musou girl that's even remotely attractive.

doesn't matter, doesn't belong in /eagg/ or a /eagg/ team

meant for;

>tfw I started that Lu Lingqi revenge event series, but never finished it.

>event series
What event series?

What? Are you blind?

I don't have to see to state objective fact.

Back when ROTK13's expansion was coming out, I had an advanced review copy, so I asked /eagg/ for ideas for events, and a few people suggested I create an event set where Lu Lingqi hunts down and kills those responsible for killing Lu Bu. I only created the death of Zhang Fei before I got distracted.

HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK OUT THIS NEW AMAZING DYNASTY WARRIORS 9 GAMEPLAY:

twitter.com/s_sangokumusou/status/931453083250331649

Go finish it pls

SO COOL

no swimsuits no buy

AW SHIT, IT'S THE BEACH EPISODE

For you user? You got it!

>Lingqi, Yinping, ShangXiang, Wenji beach volleyball game

yes please.

What's interesting is that one of her sons with the Xiongnu may have been this guy, who rebelled against Jin and tried to restore the Han
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Yuan_(Han_Zhao)

Think the Cai Wenji connection is just folklore, the dates don't match up.

I think it is too late for the Veeky Forums league, but that would give us time to make a full team and learn the system. I'll save the player names we came up with in case I or someone else wants to step up as a manager when the time comes

I think (The?) Shack would be a great goalie no question

Exactly my thoughts user, having a shack as the goalkeeper would be perfect.

>something that isn't brown

holyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

what these bitches want from a nigga

>Liu Yu won in the end
Praise hesus

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>Guan Poo
>Rape Man
>Rape Child
>Cuck Bu

F I R E

Why did they make Jia Chong look like a vampire?

At least they seemed to fix that in 9. But the answer is chuuni fujos.

You can see the sadness in Dong's eyes behind that empty smile. It's really tragic. He know's he was cucked and killed by his cucker.

That's jack black

>tumblr face
neogaf pls go stay go and take your sonyponies with you

>Talking Shit on Maou Alba
heck off

>tumblr nose
pls go stay go

I thought tumblr noses were red

shoo man with bad tastes

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