Any other feminine faggot here that loves dota and anime and drugs want to be my wife? pls post discord pls dont be crazy
Ayden Martin
somehow Slacks convinced the Kennedy Space Centre to sponsor them
Luke Baker
reminder that futanari is not straight
Ian Green
"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me." His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism. "This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
Jaxson Morris
Futa is gay but futafags are so deluded they'll never believe it.
Matthew Cruz
When did he win you over?
Adrian Carter
sheever's shilling has really rubbed off on slacks
Ian James
Where are the aeon disk memes?
Matthew Thompson
>discordshitters are there no depths they won't stoop to?
Samuel Perry
But is it gay user ?
Sebastian Carter
When did the Pugna shoutout
Asher Martin
"no bounties this time obviously. makes sense, they're behind they need all the help they can get not to get those bounties especially is going to be an important factor for for Na'Vi" an actual excerpt from Maut's casting.
Easton Green
it took a long time to accept but this is true.
Zachary Nguyen
REGINAAAAAAAALD SIT ON MY FACE PLEASE
Blake Walker
...
Ryan King
at this point I consider it gayer than literal gay porn
Nathan Diaz
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
Kayden Brown
when he started his lore series I'm a sucker for muh worldbuilding
Grayson Howard
dendibot videos
Ethan Martinez
I hate maut
Adrian Perry
this is fun
Easton Cooper
>year 2019 >valve finally added role selection queue >wait 2 hours in queue to play mid since im not supcuck >meepe icon on mid, who is supposed to be pos4, says "i am a booster. 70% wr on meepo. let me mid ez win" >say "alright, ill go safelane then." >pos 5 system picked for us puts drow on safelane >he says "yo carry puta" >he then argues with some other spic over safelane >other spic picks jungler bs >offlaner is the only person, coincidentally white, playing the role he picked >get cucked into playing wardbitch again. thanks for reading my blog.
Daniel Sanders
LINA BUFFS WHEN
Carson Jackson
it is not
Ethan Stewart
what am I fucking watching
Nathan Davis
hey dotards vlads on PL
Logan Davis
WEBM THAT SLAP
Carson Ortiz
>[skill] comes out! >[player] is in trouble! >[hero] will fall! >[player] with the [skill] >[hero] is in trouble! >[skill] will fly!
Christian Thompson
imagine what the people at Kennedy Space Centre are thinking once they see what they sponsored
Aaron Myers
Yeah but 90% of what he says is shitty fanfiction so basically you're retarded for liking it.
Kevin Campbell
wew
Samuel Ortiz
and why are 36000 people watching it?
Jose Reed
despite the memes im jealous of his meme social skills its quite a feat to make bunch of nerds not uncomfortable next to mic i wish he do that to me too
Nicholas Gray
TRAVIS
BUENO
Julian Myers
> you social man based slacks shutting down sjw purge
William Harris
I would honestly queue for pos 5 and then pick something that doesn't fit just to make you mad
I'm not gonna lie, Slacks is cringy and annoying but goddamn he knows how to sellout. Midas Mode is pretty comfy too.
Aaron Sullivan
No joke, slacks seems to be the kind of dude where he walks into the room and everyone looks at him and lights. I want that. I don't know how but I want something like that.
Easton Phillips
...
Josiah Wood
can you stop posting this pic to every thread it makes me uncomfortable by making my mouth water
Angel Walker
196023743 no (You)s for objectively gay posts
James Rodriguez
if you're a pro, call in & bet on timado
Asher Edwards
how the hell did synderen end up playing with peruvians
Christian Taylor
Here's the thing about Slacks.
Where most people on stream are inadvertently cringy, Slacks fucking owns that shit. He knows what he's doing is awkward and strange, but he does it with such reckless, unrelenting confidence that instead of making you uncomfortable, you're forced to crack a genuine smile every now and then. Plus, the dude is always smiling. It's fucking infectious.
That's kind of why I like him.
Alexander Anderson
peruvian singular
Jonathan Fisher
that's the point of the text. given the population of subhumans in dota, a system like that would never work just like pic.
Adam Edwards
>/d2g/ likes slacks now About fucking time you tards
Henry Reed
Someone post that earthshaker pic The one with the mud
Nathaniel Jackson
So basically you're a spineless beta who'll just go along with whatever the big smiley man says?
William King
Why is ShitShit playing league now?
Charles Wood
where can i find the bounties list?
Brayden Gray
That's an awfully bitter way to see things, user. You sure you aren't projecting?
Ryan Peterson
You know /aco/ exists right? You don't have to beg for porn here
Matthew Clark
I'm not sure if that's a good idea user...
Elijah Ward
is there a chance beesa will accept my friend add request?
Asher Rivera
Wait, is the mustache real or fake?
Lucas Collins
who cares if enchantress is expensive to ban, they've got a ton of money
Jaxson Gonzalez
u ready to be humiliated MoF fangays?
William Cox
Na'Vi is back to the dumpster
Nathan Gray
I think it's also on the site
Xavier Long
This is a cool concept but I dont know how well the money is balanced
Joshua Clark
it's real. he has a wifes kid now. he likes bernie. he doesn't like jokes about slapping servants. Kevin is an adult.
Justin Adams
does MoF even have fans?
Benjamin Johnson
>/aco/ lmao they literally ban users for posting ACTUAL /aco/ to the point most people from /co/ just use /trash/ now.
t. guy that got banned for posting Wakfu because it was "furry" despite all the characters literally being humans
Joshua Jackson
what do the chat moonbucks do?
Colton Rogers
>bristleback is the cheapest hero in the game how do we fix this porcupine
Easton Fisher
>/d/ rejects Yeah no thanks.
Jordan Campbell
HOW DO I FUCKING BET ON MIDORFEED WHATS THE PROPER WAY TO TYPE THEIR TEAM NAME
Henry Flores
haha I posted mommy and nothing happened to me
Gabriel Jenkins
Whoever has the most moonbucks by end of day gets some sort of prize.
Sebastian Hall
feets!
Joshua Evans
w33 does (me) and grant loves timado
Sebastian Gomez
I used to watch all their games but cancelito makes me sad so I stopped.
Thomas Ross
If I'm horny then you have to suffer too.
Owen Rodriguez
why the fuck are you asking here?
Daniel Young
I miss when waifufaggots put in effort and didn't just spam cropped porn
Chase Gray
Have pango or dark willow been picked in this meme tournament before now?
Sebastian Walker
The dude definitely knows he's doing when he's with a bunch of people. He's worked at a hospital before and he has a degree in neuroscience. Genuinely happy for what he has accomplished in his life.
>being this bitter in life >his defensive mechanisms automatically spergs out whenever his masculinity feels threatened >doesn't even realize that Slacks is way more accomplished than him
It's okay user, just sort yourself out.
Ian Gonzalez
didn't find on their midas website right now. could be an issue with cloudflare being slow to propagate changes. thanks anyway.
Gavin Murphy
feetsies!
Isaiah Wright
>/aco/ wew
Jaxson Edwards
>way more acomplised Do you have any idea how much I'm dropping on dota porn?
Owen Long
Is Pugna meta again?
Christian Campbell
>tfw u have a feminine benis >:3
Also >sylph lmao OG won this literally the most broken hero >take everything broken about comp heroes >put them all in one hero >three disables >two ults >760 damage nuke as a normal ability and its also a phase shift lmao
Jordan Diaz
Timado or W33 replace CCnC on OpTic gaming. How much does this solve their problems?
Justin Jackson
MoF with the dueling fates draft
Leo Turner
yea OG and Navi picked one each in game 1 of their bo3. pango looked good, willow not so much. both supports (I came in too late to see if 4 or 5).
Levi Phillips
Syndstack is memeing hard.
Gavin Barnes
Well he basically can't play dota because of the queue times
Wyatt Roberts
> has a degree in neuroscience?
What? No fucking way.
Caleb Long
how do you figure out what the meme bounties mean i didn't see anything on the site +1ing this post, w33 over timado though
