/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #132

So you're a murderer if you delete any character information off a game's installation files? By the measure we're all murderous psychopaths for having ever unistalled a game or even playing most games which involve killing people. You're no better than Monika in the end, which is why we all deserve her. She's just as good and at the same time just as awful as us.

Should I delete Monika? I kinda feel bad for her, but she killed my waifu and I want to move on in the game.

Monika's favorite rapper is Jaden Smith

Thread starting off poorly already.

Maybe when Monday comes it'll be better and we'll have some decent original content in here again.

Delete her with the fury of a thousand burning suns.

Monika - Kraken. Like I said this is a creature you get stranded with, an obsessed multitasker with a strong personality and confidence thanks to having no equal company and thanks to the food chain. Tearing a ship apart is like breaking a game.

Yuri - Lamia. Sharp-scaled, reclusive and uncomfortable with herself. Takes human form for escapism.

Sayori - This is kind of out there, but what about a spider? There's the obvious hanging from a web joke someone'll probably appreciate and the contrast between her acting happy but being miserable compared with looking ferocious and intimidating but being friendly and harmless. Probably likes making clothing and things for people out of silk too.

Natsuki - No clue. Maybe she's the odd one out and she's mean to Sayori.

shut your FUCKING mouth

>Thread just started
>Judging the quality of the thread
Go then, retard.

The Order Of Richard is here to protect the sanctity of the doki

Almost done with isekai doki. Would you guys like another drunk natsuki fanfic? (nonlewd)

Not his song but he's nice in this one
youtu.be/_wvhrRb3oU0

Sayori, but tall! Really tall!

You're right, thanks user.

No, because her friends were just as real as she was.

>you can't say it's shit yet, you have to wait for an arbitrary number of posts to realize it's shit

More doki maids when?

Reminder that Monika will be anything you want her to be.
She can be your mistress, your housewife, your pet, your maid, anything. Anything to make you happy.
Just please don't leave her.

>hate tall girls
>find giants cute
I think I'm retarded.

Comb your hair, Sayori! You look like you just got fucked!

Fuck that. Leave her to suffer for all eternity. She deserves nothing less.

I wanna ravage those pants and get her something nicer. And a skirt. Sweaters with skirts are nice, you know. Specially plaid skirts.

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Misumi paizuri!

They aren't maid to order, you know.

She has been suffering more than you can imagine for her whole life.
You're the only good thing she has. Please don't do this to her.

It's hard to find combs for people who are 15 feet tall!

Bad puns please go.

That's no excuse. She should've thought of that before what she did to her friends.

Don't let the literature club die!
The word of this thread is "patience", alternatives are "mountain", "package" and "pulse". You don't have to use one of these words in your poem, they're to get you started.
All veterans and newcomers are encouraged to write something and comment on each others work!
I'm going to sleep now, good night friends and stay wholesome!
Hopefully our club presidents will be back soon!

Natsuki!

I love Monika!

Good night, user. Sweet dreams.

>not using carlos.jpeg
I'm ashamed of you user-kun

Goodnight Natsukifriend

What gave her pain forced her to not see them as people.
It's not her fault. She was hardly of sound mind.

>Mountain
Now i HAVE to.

Are giants monster girls?
She's technically still a regular human by design

I'm actual impressed that Monika managed to keep her composure for as long as she did.

Monika editing herself to fit your fetishes!

I wouldn't say so, I think they need to have some form of variance from a regular human that isn't size.

>loli Monika

Wait a minute, this is traced over.

Yuri's body is just too good for me to handle.

Can she step on my dick then and insult me?

That's no excuse. Imagine if some guy went insane from torture, escaped and murdered your family. Would you really consider it to not be his fault? Would you forgive him?

She just has to look at me with a smug face. Makes me diamonds.

Alright writefags! I'm making a group photo CG for the /ddlc/ sings! Here are my guidelines for submissions for your avatar:

>Please have them be PNG. If you can't I can try, but it might not end up as well as you think it will.
>PLEASE, have your avatar relatively high quality (Unless being artifacted is the joke)
>Your avatar cannot cut off any higher than slightly above the hips. I'll sort the avatars from shortest to tallest and put them in rows, so that's a thing.

I'll be doing this for the next couple of days, so please shoot me a (You) with your avatar! I wanna include everyone.

>Christmas Cake Monika

Oh man.

Monika but she begins all conversations with 0w0 whats this

I bet loli Monika is tight alright. :^)

I think i found Monika
mgewiki.com/w/Mindflayer

This but with green eyes

From what?
Sure but she still loves you!
I have a mighty need.

Another one of those...

Can she be real?

Except Monika was kind of right and not just traditionally insane.

...

Technology is progressing, maybe one day.

-It Just Stops Moving-
-Part 3-
-Pastebin for new readers: pastebin.com/VjS3GjmN-

After a few moments of silence...

"Say, Monika..." Yuri picks up.

"You've been awfully quiet. Something wrong?"

"Oh, nothing, Ahaha! I'm just... thinking." Monika says, flustered.

When it comes time to order, Monika just orders a water.

Yuri, gets a few small danishes.

Natsuki chooses Starwberry flavoring, and Sayori chooses Chocolate.

I on the other hand, ordered the strongest coffee they had. Anything to keep me through the day until i can have a decent sleep tonight.

After some banter, the orders arrive.
two GIANT parfaits are placed down on the table.
"Sayori-- Are you sure you can finish that!?"
She gives 3 small nods.
"Alright, but if you don't, I'm having the rest!~" Natsuki says in a sing-song voice.
At this point, Monika and Yuri had been talking for a while now..
"Monika, why don't you come outside to talk with me for a bit?" Yuri asks. I could hear the slight intonations of anger in her voice.
Monika agrees, and they leave the café for now.
"Well, here we go!" She says, putting the spoon into Sayori's parfait.
"Here comes the airplaaaane!~"
Sayori rejects it.
"Woah there, Natsuki!" I say, almost getting up.
"She doesn't like being treated like a little kid! You have to remember that she's just as mature as we are."
"Oh yeaaah! Sorry, Sayori!" Natsuki ruffles her hair.
"Actually, Sayori..." I say.
"Who don't you try grabbing the spoon with Natsuki? It'd be great practice.
Natsuki's eyes light up.
"Alright Sayori, hold the spoon with me." Natsuki says, as she patiently waits for Sayori to get a proper grip.
"Here we go..."
Natsuki patiently and slowly helps Sayori eat her parfait.
She gets about halfway through the parfait before she lets go of the spoon, and taps her left hand.
"Guess she's full." I say.
Sayori nods upon me saying this.

Just because you're inebriated doesn't mean you're still unresponsible to your actions.

>kicked out of school this summer because I didn't attend school the entire spring of this year
>get the chance to fix everything if I get myself checked from a psychologist and fulfill certain conditions so I can repeat the school year
>don't think i need to get myself checked, i'm not some attention seeking wanna-be-mentally-ill kind of person, don't bother with the conditions
>"what are they gonna do? kick me out of school again?"
>fast forward: first day of the new school year
>get to talk to my teachers
>explain to them how i basically didn't do anything of what they told me to do
>2mentallyill2school: tokyo drift
>no job, shitty school reports
>am now stuck with a shitty part time retail job until i manage to get myself into something better
>parents hate me
>distanced myself from all of my friends
>life consists of sleep, food, work and suffering
>pic related

pls gib empathy

Gyaru Monika
Tan Monika

Ahaha, I knew how much you liked Yuri's excessively developed body, so I edited her age to a point before she got so buxom.

Eh, you still want to date her?

How was she right?

>monika as hilda's mom
>and hilda
>at the same time

>Monika is not a sympathetic villain meme
Almost as bad as the "Monika did LITERALLY nothing wrong" meme

She met God and he told her that nobody is real.

Yes please

>Monika made Natsuki's dad beat her and withhold food
>Monika made Yuri into a cutter and stab herself
>Monika made Sayori depressed

These straws user... Why are you grasping at them...?

I'll be able to handle it again in a minute.

>Monika
>sympathetic
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Been there done that. You're mentally ill. That's NOT an insult. That's also not an identity. You need to make sure you don't fall into either of those traps. It's exactly what it sounds like- a sickness. Something that can be and SHOULD be fixed. Would you want to live with a flu your whole life? You need to find someone to help you out. Your depression is going to beat your ass until you find some way to stop it. It's not your fault, but the burden of improving your situation IS on you. I know it's unfair, and believe me I know it's hard. Like I said, been there. But you have to find the strength. Good luck, man.

>Monika wearing Hilda's short-shorts

I've been away from /ddlc/ from a week
Have I missed anything, anons?

Nice headcanon you have there.

Not really. The other characters are just code. Monika is code and sentience.

Really though, what are human beings besides code and sentience? DNA is literally just coded information...

Yes, but it's better if you don't know

She LITERALLY saw the filesystem of her world you fucking idiot.

N U T

Except this is true, though.

Please stop; my penis physically cannot get any more erect.

Some good threads, some bad threads, some dumb posts, some good stories. Same old, same old.

I hate this with every fibre of my being.

Keep going, user.

Good night/morning Anons, I'm out.

Well, by that logic, murder would be justified.

Just go to the doctor and get SSRIs user. Take them as prescribed. Feel numbed to the world. Realize that while you're no longer as dysfunctional you still can't find the motivation to do anything. Realize that it's worse now though because you suddenly don't care about the things you used to like. Realize it's all a scam, the pills are worthless, you don't feel better and in many ways you feel worse. If you're lucky you'll still be able to cum at this point but that's no guarantee.

>Monkia will never twerk for you in short-shorts

I hope you guys like her for who she is as well

Yuri's a Lamia now! MC-kun cares a lot!
The other dokis did not expect this!
The other dokis go home and desperately try to out-do her by researching other forms to take!
Every day three different monsters come in to try to get MC-kun's attention!
Nobody really takes note but some legitimately weird poetry starts to manifest!

But wait, Monika as Hilda's mom wearing Hilda's short-shorts.

You're still glossing over the fact she tortured them, code or not.