/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #133

ZR Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JJac4g_NP1s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Reminder that no Doki should be bullied, that they are ALL precious and should ALL be loved!

Natsuki!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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Waking up next to Monika every morning

Good evening everyone!
Thanks again to the Natsukifriend who filled in for me today!
Welcome back to my little poetry club!

Tonight's word of the thread is "sting"!
Alternatives are 'humility', 'key', and 'shot'.

Everyone is welcome to participate and join in on the fun! To those that don't know, the word is a shared theme for the thread so that everyone can compare and contrast their works together. Having it be the same helps with that since we can all see what the others do differently!
Of course, if you don't like the word (or alternatives), you can always write something else and share it with us!
As always, thank you for joining in and participating, and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Oh, and here's a song I've been enjoying lately.
No bulli.
youtube.com/watch?v=JJac4g_NP1s
Monika!

Hi, I'm Amy! Do you want to see my most favorite thing in all the world?

>I like the Reddit

>Natsuki and Yuri really deserve each other's friendship.

confirmed

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

>Natsuki and Yuri really deserve each other's friendship.
YOU HEARD THE MAN, MORE YURIXNATSUKI SMUT!

Fuck you Dan you piece of shit
Stop saying things that make me not hate you.

natsukixyuri guro is cannon

>Natsuki and Yuri really deserve each other's friendship.

And the floodgates are open.

Perhaps one day in the distant or near future, that can be a reality.

>Natsuki and Yuri really deserve each other's friendship.
Yes.
YES.

pay an artist, it's not like Dan did the art for ddlc

>mfw my toxic shitty onahole from china will get faster here than user keychain

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>Natsuki and Yuri really deserve each other's friendship.
IT'S HAPPENING.
BEST FRIENDSHIP PAIR CONFIRMED.

>Dan is a Nicofag

You made it without warning, cocksucker.

Every other thread until Christmas! Wish Dan a merry Christmas for me!

Catching Natsuki reading hentai doujins in the club room!

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Natsuki and Yuri being close friends!

I love her too.

>Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens.

You got the wrong previous thread anyway

It's fitting since they both have dicks too

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giving natsuki cummies before it's her bedtime!

>"So Natsuki, I didn't know you had the same tastes as mine".
>"Shut up, it's not like I like this crap, s-someone else recommended me to read this and so I did... y-yes, that's what happened!".

What kind of hentai doujins?

>Dan's favorite poem is also the best poem
I also really enjoyed the Natsuki/Yuri friendship sidestory in act 1, good on Dan.

I'm less repulsed by the content and more repulsed by the artstyle.

well fuck, drunkposting is bad.

>That's both erotical and sick you fuck. As long as i'm her papa im ok with this

Natsuki and Yuri are really good friends!

Natsuki asking for Papa while user and her dad are both in the room!
Both responding!

Hot steamy lesbian sex!

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>natsuki moves in with you after the wedding
>a few weeks later she asks you if she can call you papa
>next thing you know the two of you are rp 24/7

>in an alternate world if DDLC was a much larger project than it was.
Remake when?

The world that will never be.

Looking for coins in between the couch cushions with Natsuki!
Going to the arcade and using the couchmoney to play games with Natsuki!

DDLC Rising: Revengeance

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stop

Continue

I really dislike all these weak nonanswers.

Misumi paizuri!

What'd you expect?

i want to bully Dan in a cute way!

Should've asked if Dan prefers Misumi or Noya

We need to go full lewd with the art. No more messing around. He's counting on us.

Natsuki is a rat who feeds herself by scavenging from off the floor and from under the vending machine!
Fucking parasite!

Agreed. He strikes me as a massive Neutralfag.

I doubt he checks here, we produce more fanfics than art

Its not Dan is some huge celebrity that needs to save face in front of a critical community or some shit. He made a VN. At least TRY to have some fun, Dan. Its not like his neck is on the line.
People love the Nier dev and he works with Squenix and wore a fucking mask in all his interviews.

>he is a siscon

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They probably fucked

Dan fucks his sister confirmed?

>Alright you know what im gonna say so im gonna make a MC-Menedez edit

Fuck, Misumi is a meme, but MC-kun mod would turn out to be one as well. So I would include her as nu-ddlc member.

Floor food is free food
And I like me some free food

Just imagine how short his sister must be.

holy fuck dan is a filthy degenerate

Yoko Taro also hates square enix and described dlc for his game as a pile of shit.
I love him.

>Dan has a loli sister

what kind of answer is that? is he trying to talk to his fans or get in his sisters pants?

I bet one of the dokis is based on his sister

I wonder if his sister is taller than him
Or I wonder if she's Natsuki's size...

Taller than him, probably.

Probably Natsuki.

>Damn mang

Henceforth, he is going to be known as MC Memendez.

>Dan cucked by his own dad

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

MC is called Samuel Rodriguez, everyone knows that.

Das it mane

reminds me of

>expecting Dan to give an official endorsement for best girl and unleashing massive amounts of shitposting

Please give me a wholesome story featuring Natsuki

Taro is amazing I love the guy

Monika!

HE ANSWERED THE FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT NON-US MERCH BEFORE TALKING ABOUT US KEYCHAINS

AHAHA

Misumi sprite when

I'm still waiting for that hoodie worship fic.

Natsuki goes to the bookstore!
They think that she is a little girl lost!
They give her a funny hat and call for her dad!

Taro is a national treasure and I love him

fucking never

Dont worry friend ill be there soon

Manga is literature confirmed

>Given them someone to make them a better person
I HAD THAT DAN
ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF
YOU PLAY WITH POWERS YOU NARY UNDERSTAND YOU FOOL

user i already told you to stop being so cute

>I think it goes beyond a dumb weeb fulfillment fantasy
Shut the fuck up you manlet let my waifus be real before sad people get a shoulder to cry on