/vn/-Key edition

Okay it's out for real this time

store.steampowered.com/app/748480/Wild_Romance_Mofu_Mofu_Edition/

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Can I safely assume that by calling me "buster" Misaki actually means "busta"?
youtube.com/watch?v=m42ybQ3mbqI

sukisuki fucking when?

Key makes the best VNs. It is a fact that has been proven.

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the music is always good at least, shame about the art

Hello, is this the retirement home?
My grandma keeps repeating "Please Bang my Wife", "sukisuki fucking when?", "I love lolis", and "looks like the brainlet filter is working" no matter the context of our conversations. I need to know if this is the right place to drop her off.

I only really liked LB though

This is america son, that will be 250,000$ a year.

I have dementia, can you repeat that for me?
Also, I love lolis.

Looks like the brainlet filter is working.

>Visit Burgerland
>California
>Never ever in my life have a medical problem
>As luck would have I get appendicitis
>End up in the ER of fucking Stanford because it was the closest place that was open on a Sunday night
>Stay no more than 2 days and a half
>1 month later get bill
>100k dollarydoos
>Get lucky that a social worker helped me out and my fee was waived
I was already planning my escape out of the country. Medic aid is the truck-kun of Burgerland.

I love how snappy the menus are in the new ritobasu

It all makes sense now. I always thought /vn/ didn't quite have the mental capacity of a horny teenager. The inane repetitive conversations we have here are akin to speaking with an elderly old woman with Alzheimer's. The repetitive shitposts that continue on whether they get attention or not. The questions over basic plot points that anyone with long term memory could piece together. The knee jerk responses reflexive to anything that doesn't fall under simple yes or no questions. The insular culture that won't accept anything unless it fits within a never-changing set of parameters.
You aren't children, /vn/.
You are grannies.

I haven't seen the literally shaking guy around lately. Did Mr. Parkinsons die already?

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Is this true?

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Shut the fuck up and get me some wine.

No, I hate my sister and she hates me. I haven't see her in years and I hope it stays that way.

fug

Same here. The rewind feature is also nice, and being able to restart from any position in the textlog. I wish more games had that.

This isn't fun like the chuuni lolicon copypasta. This actually hurts.

never

A-5 when

Does she have sukisuki?

Dies Iran 18+ fucking when?

Maitetsu WHEN?!

>Iran

Hopefully never. Can't believe I wasted 100+ hours playing that game.

Never

17+ Rakuen soon.

17+ is already out on Steam.

It's not true. It can't be true. There's no way it's true. It's absolutely not true. It isn't true. It won't be true. It will not be true. It shouldn't be true. It probably isn't true.

46th for Saber!

Why is this minigame so fun?

>tfw no San Andreas VN

Incest is gross and I will never understand why there always has to be an imouto route.

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There is nothing wrong with sibling incest. Cross-generational incest, on the other hand, is sick and wrong.

>he doesn't tenderly love imoutos

This. Love between a brother and sister is the purest form of love.

This. Literally nothing wrong with fucking your sister.

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You're getting shitpost replies but I unironically agree with you.

Cross-generational incest is only wrong if the elder party is a male.

hello, facebook

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You couldn't be more wrong.

Please bang my wife.

What's it like being gay?

>daughter haters
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

Found a faggot.

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>tfw prefer the virginal onee-chan to all others

Who's with me bros?

I agree.

Imouto > oneechan >>>> other girls.

My nigga.

>Another case of people without sisters thinking it's cool to doink your imouto

Oneechan > Okaasan > Imouto

I'll have you know I have both an older sister and a younger sister

im a lone child, and I don't find imoutos attractive.

>it's cool to doink your imouto
That's really cute, user.

>Another case of retards comparing 2D to 3D

sauce please

I never understood this argument. It's like saying "nobody with a mother would want to fuck a MILF"

You're a fucking idiot.

Read the file name.

I like fucking my imouto on a conceptual level. The IDEA of fucking my imouto. Everything about the scenario is conceptual, including the fucking and the imouto. The idea of actually fucking my actual imouto disgusts me on several levels. I just like the idea of it.

What's the difference?

It has to do with blood relation. There are faggots ITT that don't care for imoutos, but are still lolicons.

not an argument

Mom/Sis incest is acceptable only if she's a loli desu.

I'll admit I'm not very experienced with the subject, but I'm pretty certain MILFs usually aren't the actual mothers of the person or character fucking them.

"There are two older brother types, the first one hates his little sister and despise everything about little sister, and the latter one hates his little sister but tries to find the ideal little sister that he longed for" -Ryou from Real Imouto.

Also Shiori a best.

I love childhood friends
especially Sumika!

that's a pretty vague title, brings up a lot of unrelated shit

A brainlet like you can't comprehend the transcendent beauty of sibling love

I found it.
tsumino.com/Book/Info/34953/double-face-fakku-

For sure, I don't think you'll find it in sadpanda since it was taken from fakku. Try tsumino.

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Little sisters are the fucking worst honestly

Sisters are gross but I think cousins are hot as fuck, way hotter than normal girls. But that's probably because I fooled around with a cousin when I was younger.

wait that's an older sister doujin

man I fucked up, sorry guys lemme try again

I thought that was your point

Little sisters are the fucking worst honestly

But that's a doujin about a useless older sister

Older sisters >>> Little sisters

Aunts >>> Mothers

Grandmothers > mothers