/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

You're not retarded, Veeky Forums is dying because we're the only server that doesn't work for a third of the fucking playerbase and our coders can't figure out why.

EXCELLENT.

Haha, this sucks man.

>blatant murderboning esword+shotgun bartender running around on lowpop
>a sec finally arrives and he gets dealt with
>admin rods to end round, place is a mess, most people dead
>shuttle on its way, survivors healing up and revives still being done in escape
>rando late joiner scientist falls over from pressure at escape and spills emag spaghetti everywhere
>gets it snatched away by a wary survivor of the first traitor
>rando says 'giv it back'
>survivor says 'are you a syndicate?'
>rando says 'no'
>survivor says 'then you don't need it'
>rando unzips double esword and chases the survivor around
>switches to stun baton as others show up in escape
>yakkety ensues until both miss the shuttle
>survivor disarms, takes baton, and beats the rando to death
>round ends, rando wasn't traitor
>rando ahelps 'i just got totally brutalized for no reason'
>restart delayed, questions asked, nothing comes of it because of course you deserve getting your shit pushed in if you whip out syndicate items and attack people

Ever get that feeling the only reason someone doesn't understand the rules is because they came from a different server and didn't bother to familiarize themselves with ours before playing?

>>rando says 'giv it back'
>>survivor says 'are you a syndicate?'
>>rando says 'no'
>>survivor says 'then you don't need it'

>blatant murderboning esword+shotgun bartender running around on lowpop
t. Vladimir Meme

>Ever get that feeling the only reason someone doesn't understand the rules is because they came from a different server and didn't bother to familiarize themselves with ours before playing?

I feel a great disturbance in the blue space, as though a million greyshirts cried out “YOU DONT STACK CHARGES”, and were suddenly silenced.

>be mommi
>pick small mommi shell
>rush the autodrobe to get my static name mommi hat
>wander around pinging at people because I'm so cwute :3
>see a group of people in the same room chatting
>WHY ARENT THEY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
>vent crawl to the middle of them
>spam my beep macro until one of them pets me
>proceed to dance around because I'm the center of attention again!
>admin gives me wizard powers
>and removes my involvement law
>hahaha, everyone loves me!
Thanks admins!

Worthwhile MoMMIs only wear lightsource-providing hats, for utilitarian purposes. Wearing a hat only for decorative purposes is the sign of a shitter MoMMI

People always ask, what's good for cloning with the general fab?

Paramedic webbing

People forget that there was a time when Pomf DID take the thread seriously.

It caused with the server being shut down in 2014 for a month.

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Wait for it, it's an old engine

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

I could have sworn last time I checked clownpiece mommi was admin-played. Guess not. Still, the little shit gets ahelped all the fucking time and get nothing for it. There's even word of mommi laws having been changed so they don't have to fix the station, no doubt because reind didn't want to listen to its laws.

New feature: Job urgency
What do: Command can relay to Centcomm how urgently each job is needed. Players in the lobby can see it and actually have an idea what job may be worth joining as

shitmins regularly change mommi laws to 1. Do not harm any being regardless of circumstance or intent because Le funy mommifriends haha

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Why does taking ONE sip of coffee cause you to become the jitteriest shithead in existence?

Strong stuff

Thank you
”[Screaming] Fucking kid!- I ... die tonight!”

Make it something a bridge officer can do without requiring admin intervention.

Then let's get rid of IAA and make bridge officer the default.

tator using the clown as a human shield while escaping from sec

>18 Players
>3 ready
RIP

This.
In general the game should enforce its own rules as much as possible anyway, admin intervention shouldn't be so necessary for the game to function at all.

october is over crack the ack
crack the ack october is over
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Don't you mean, clown using tator as human shield while escaping from vox?

excellent

post images that perfectly describe servers
this should be an easy one

Vladimir Meme shotgunning and e-swording the whole crew

context: bartender kills people on lowpop with an esword with no sec and gets dunked the instant someone with a taser shows up

t. Vladimir Meme

the captain in TGstation
>LARPs with his faggoty french sabre at his side
>has a pet fox named after his favorite early 2010's furry music online artist
>wears cat tail that clips through his hardsuit which he wears at all times
>calls the shuttle at 12:35 then humps the console until it breaks to prevent recall
>ligger apologist

the captain in Veeky Forums
>steadfast figurehead of the organization
>does not taint his image as an official figure with any outdated weaponry or stupid accessories
>steady and resolute against threats to the station, only calls the shuttle when he believes it best for the crew
>leaves petty pet killbaiting to the dumb HoP
>murders vox

no, i watched it happen

Sultry goliath maid

t. Vladimir Meme

>Tfw I was that sec officer
>come onto the station, two people cowering in arrivals and claiming about how they're all dead, how he killed and beheaded every single one of them.
>LITERALLY the first thing I do was just kill him.
humorously anticlimactic

t. dumb poopy head

so it's your fetish right? I've seen the threads for this sort of thing, weirdo

>make bridge officer default

Fuck that. IAA is fine as is. If bridge officer needed to be its own job, I would of made it its own job when I made the damn thing. IAA doesnt need the fax machine to be useful, safety/policy enforcement, head evaluation, worker complaints are all still valid purposes without ever needing the fax.

Please stop trying to remove content.

Also vladimir meme was the bartender with dual energy swords.

Whelp, found my new assistant gimmick.

>IAA doesnt need the fax machine to be useful,
>literally the one and only point of IAA is to fax shit to centcom
>everything else is outside their jurisdiction and generally should be ahelp'd

more medbay vox please

But no seriously, we need to remove skeletons

SKELETONIS DELENDA EST

>IAA
>not NT protocol enforcement at its core

Faxes are only one tool in the IAA kit. If youre that dependent on faxes then you arent really making use of their abilities. You have access to audit and monitor most departments, you have demotion chips, unlimited forms, and semi-autonomy. Centcomm entrusts IAA to act for them, part of that trust includes handling shit without bugging them.

I really fail to see how they are unable to do that as is. There's more to IAA than CornSlaw meme faggotry.

This has been done before and has resulted in bans.

You deserve a permaban for your complete and utter lack of comprehension about the game.

>shitmins banning over IC cosmetic issues

Probably one of the ones who got shaved. Im not surprised.

It's highly likely it was metagrudging across several rounds.

Explain how I am wrong. Surely, it being so evident, you can do this.

Demotion chips are fucking garbage and no one fills out forms.

>no one plays the job correctly
>the job is broken

>I will write an entirely different statement in le green meme text thus your argument is invalid
Underage get out

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That is essentially your argument though. Mine is that IAA has plenty of tools to do its job outside of faxing, you maintain that no one does that and only the fax matters.

If IAA functions fine when all the tools are used (evident by actually playing IAA with these tools in mind), and it is the players refusing to make use of those tools, then its not the fault of the job, and the job does not need to be removed, the players playing the job need to correct their behavior.

Unless youre attempting to claim that IAA cannot audit, monitor, and report failures in policy to the correct authorities without a fax machine response, I really dont see how your argument has any merit.

The banning was for metagrudging but the person was just shaving every attention-colored hairfag without any specific target.

My argument was that demotion chips are practically useless and far more time consuming and ineffective than just fetching the Captain or HoP to run their ID through the ID computer and that forms are a fruitless endeavour because crew members refuse to ever actually fill them out or make use of them. I'm not trying to say that only tge fax machine should matter, I'm saying that it's the only tool they possess that isn't shit.

Aren't demochips only usable upon faxing centcom and getting a reply anyway?

Going to those two first is proper procedure anyway. The chip is when that isnt working or cant work.

You need head stamps

Repeatedly targeting the same kind of person as a non-antag every round is bound to piss people off as the joke wears thin.

>on CM last night
>somehow deadchat touches the subject of xenomorph porn
>one guy starts saying how it's gross and wrong
>headmin makes a server-wide announcement to correct him about xenomorphs always being sexualized due to Giger
heh

>Warden gets wraithed
>Slashes himself to death

If you fax it automatically responds by sending you the chip, then you stamp it and apply it to the ID.
Captains stamp removes bridge access for annoying heads who like to recall.

>piss people off
Literally who cares? Not ground for bans.
>same kind of person
Their own fault, all they have to do is stop being attentionwhores.

>safety/policy enforcement, head evaluation, worker complaints are all still valid purposes without ever needing the fax.
The IAA has no relevant or realistic tools to enact or enforce any of this without admin or captain humoring them. In the case of demotion chips, you rely on the existence and cooperation of several heads of staff to fully function, and even then it takes longer and isn't even half as effective as simply doing an ID change.

IAA is a larper that depends on the actually relevant crewmen to introduce the purpose he has to beg to actualize with their real, gameplay mechanics-granted authority and power. Or an admin can force a result with buttons if they notice and pity or favor you in particular.

Acting out against attention whores just fuels the fire and makes you one too.

t. never played iaa.

Ill just target everyone.

>enforcement
With what tools? With what actual, player-recognize, rules-enforced authority? Space law doesn't grant IAAs shit, and there isn't anything else except the whims of admins and captain/hos, which all rarely come out to favor an IAA doing shit that doesn't matter and nobody cares about

No.

Demotion Chips should just strip all access other than public airlicks and change the job title to Civilian.

You faxed it without reading it didnt you.
Read it next time. Do it right and its automated, no admin input required.

Demotion chips should be implants.

thank you user you're my hero. Don't worry it's not one of my fetishes i wouldn't mix ss13 with my depravity.

how is it metagrudging if its only against neon haired niggers?
does calling vox niggers every round makes me valid to ban?

t. literally never played iaa, didn't even try to read the code, and still pretends his larping is more real than reality.

THIS x100!!

Sure.

@196314971
Fuck off mate nobody wants your autism.

>kill all waifus! xDD
Such a funny and original gimmick.

Shit, I'd play, but the entry curve is just so fucking high.

>1.Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem.

Really throbbin the noggin.

But this is Veeky Forums, we're all le edgy anonymoose assholes here! This is a Veeky Forums server! Why am I not allowed to have fun at the expense of anyone and everyone even as a non-antagonist?

If your idea of fun is ruined because you got your head shaved, maybe you shouldn't play at all. Nevermind the fact that the waifus are constantly fucking with people 4nr and yet nothing is done about them for years on end. It's only recently that suddenly some admin actions happened and I'm pretty sure it was the result of direct pomf involvement.

>your fun depends on your hairstyle
really gets the ol' noodle boiling...
>2. You're playing a multiplayer game. Sometimes you're having fun with everybody. Sometimes other people will be having fun at your expense.
really bangs my gong and gets it on...