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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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OPTIC WILL NEVER LOSE

does ta cover her penis with a veil or does she wear actual underwear so it doesn't bounce as much when she needs to run?

apart from those 3 qualifiers they just came last in

>when your fuTA gf eats your cock while forcing you to eat hers
p-please, I can't take more..

/ourgirls/

>quantum mechanics department

The middle one looks like if the other 2 did the fusion dance and fucked it up.

>americans won't be able to join these discussions or play dota after net neutrality in the us is gone

Ppd knows better than to reveal strats in those honeypot tourneys

>ourgirls
>2 out of 3 people are guys
???????

thats why /lolg/ will always be a better place.
at least they have actuall cute girls (female)

rmyt

wtf I love net neutrality now

midas mode is the real shit

I'm spamming NP to 3k, this is the build I've been using
BoT, Hex, Lothars (aghs if there is a teamfight every other minute), orchid, deso, mjollnir
+30 damage, +4 treants, +04 attack speed and x2 treant hp/attack

how long is this going to keep working?

are you trying to get to triple digit mmr right now?

until enemy supprots figure out they should gank you with detection.

is medusa OP? she owns even in pro games unless someone does retarded 0 dmg build

>slack looks like a cuck
>acts like a cuck
>is the bull dictating the direction dota tournaments take

dotards?

Is Brian the hottest dota player?

no that would be rtz or fear or fly if he was white

>looks like an idiot
>acts like an idiot
>is the cancer killing Veeky Forums
Dumb frogposters?

Who's this caster putting on an aussie accent?

4 digit, my two placement matches so far have been average 700 and 750 mmr, I am spamming this in unranked and it seems to work okay so long as the team can capitalize on the pushed lanes

as of now, maybe. If you can stop her before level 25, you have a chance of winning. After she gets to level 25, you're gonna lose regardless

what are you supposed to do in offlane vs le balanced snakecharmer of 77 base ranged dmg, hex and bane ult?

maybe you should learn how to play dota instead of playing Furion wrong.

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>as the team can capitalize on the pushed lanes
They'll try to fight 4 Vs 5, lose all time and report you. Welcome to dota.

>looks like an idiot
>acts like an idiot
>is actually a PHD from Harvard/Yale etc. and over 150 IQ

rings a bell ? acting dumb is the oldest trick in the book

Heard you were being toxic in allchat user

then how do I play furion? I thought the whole point was to rice for disables like hex, then split push and teleport into teamfights to fuck up the carry

what's the point of putting on your mask if you walk up without it on?

How many times must you retards be told that hes playing a character
Hes been in the scene years now and people STILL dont get it jesus christ

BROUHAHA

P O W E R F U L

>eats the mango
>it's actually a soul ring

who would win

>this TA will be going for the deso blink route instead of orchid
>they'll be constantly wondering why they couldn't kill a morph

>last year
was it any good?

>Optic is going to win against this literally who team with pangolier and people are going to act like he's a good hero

How much is Pangolier gonna get nerfed in the next patch?
I kinda like playing him right now.

Is there a pagan stronger than Varg "Christian" Vikernes?

APOLOGIZE

doesn't he have a 30-40% winrate? think you're safe m8

>stan lee

>ppd one of the most aggressive mans in this game
>mans

i honestly see a rework more likely

i can't imagine valve likes everyone buying 4 javelins and talking shit about how bad E is

I bet zai was the guy who kept spamming it

except we dont even have net neutrality yet, the internet has been fine without it, obama was trying to push nn as ways for gov to control it.

that was pre buff and with literal retards thinking pango was anything other than a 3/4

pango fucking dominates in higher level games

>just pulled an 'uh, kyle?' on my friends shitty friends he makes me play with
feels damn good

he spends all day playing csgo and warframe now
he probably forgot to eat for 69 days or something

well, are you going to explain why I'm wrong or were you talking out your ass again for the sole purpose of being contrarian?

whether it happens or not we're going to get fucked raw either way. One is just more shady about the fucking than the other

>stan lee the creator of marvel

wow zai pango so cool

>burgers will have to pay extra to access websites
>they are defending it
how retarded can the amerimutts be

what if incorrect about that statement?

>44% winrate at 5k+

Is TA a futa or a trap?

yes, because that includes all the things i just mentioned

Ask Juggernaut.

>critical pick off on ccnc
>high nw carry

also has the stream not had any audio the whole time?

>700 and 750 mmr average
I don't think you have earned the right to call people out on being "contrarian", retardbro

>be american
>run out of internet mid-shitposting
>make my way to local 7/11
>buy 10GB of internet
>go home
>accidentally bought the $15 basic kit instead of the $25 one
>can't access Veeky Forums, stuck with reddit

>zai immediately picks 20 str talent

placement matches genius, Dota is figuring out where to put me. I don't think it's smart to start someone in 3k and drop them from there

placement matches are +/- 50 games using your hidden mmr

>dark willow turns out to be the janetty
>pangolier is the HBK

shit, that losing streak really did hit me that hard

he isn't the "creator of marvel" by any definition of those words

whoever names the song on moonduck right now is my nigga
_______ __ ___ __ _____

that's not how it works, thats just scaremongering, we literally do not have net neutrality yet and that shit doesnt happen

who owns moonducktv?

without his influence marvel would not exist

>Purge tries to tell a joke

KILL IT WITH FIRE

He looks like ixmike but worse

What would a Black King Candy Bar taste like?

So protip to people trying to "Mo'vember", you're ot actually supposed to start the moustache IN November, you're supposed to start a month early so it looks amazing in November.

Caramel

ball sniffer and sunsjew

oh deary me

neither

BBC.

rockin that pedostache

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What Ability best describes this image?

you have my permission to die mr. purge

i don't even see how it's possible to calibrate below 3500 (the max calibration) without intentionally feeding in a LOT of unranked games. how do you guys do it?

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"Look at it go"

he's not even doing it

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morph: Int gain

any yank willing to take one for the team and make sure maut never casts a game again?

I
AM
REVEALED

>maut gone
>that means more trent and zyori
lmao no thanks, hes the lesser of 2 evils

if you can take out the whole studio at once i'm sure we can arrange a d2g donation toward a nice gravestone in a nice cemetery