/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General

Previous:>EoR IV: Salem
news.fate-go.jp/2017/salem/

>Livestream:
news.fate-go.jp/2017/nico1128/

>Christmas 2016 Rerun 11/15 to 11/24
news.fate-go.jp/2017/re_christmas2016/
***Lottery limited to maximum 10 rounds
>Christmas 2016 dropmap
imgur.com/a/tP9rA
>Ishtar, Jing Ke, and Ushiwakamaru are always in the rate-up
Saint Martha: 22-25, 27, 29
Emiya: 21, 22-25, 28, 29
Nursery Rhyme: 22-25, 26, 29

>Apocrypha Anime Event
news.fate-go.jp/2017/apocrypha_ca/
1 Quartz everyday for a week
1 New 4* CE Brave Sieg
>Astolfo is always in the rate-up
21-22 - Amakusa

>News
view.fate-go.jp/
>Monthly items: Chains of the Fool, Poison Sting, Hero Proof.

>Dropmaps
imgur.com/a/6nXq9

>Farming Guide
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/htmlview?sle=true#

>FAQ
pastebin.com/Hp918cqA

>Mega Pastebin
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>TLs Pastebins
pastebin.com/RA8Px5jz
pastebin.com/yP9nRYZM

>Friendlist Spreadsheet (last reset: June 29)
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScCq3eZgh3zlUtZ3G6Y-zzv1kaXt4GHuWVBRlV__V3Q3rC2Pg/viewform
View list docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FSN1kmzso2itgjWzaGfysZ5WhEjiL5EcyjGr4k6DffA

>Materials, experience and event AP simulators
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/

>NP Comparison
fgo-gacha.link/noble-phantasm-damage

>Alternate Servant/CE DB
kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/servant.html

EX BALMUNG

Dick thread

TWO

Semiramis when

Ushi a cute.

SHANK TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE

Soon

SHANK ONE NIGGA TWICE

NEWS

Hitori ni naru to kikoeru no kurushii nara yamete ii to

Taiga is vary cute.

SEMIRAMIS SOON

Elementary, My Dear.

I'll give her my 50 days quartz if she's not Caster, so tired of them.

user I'm getting worried about you

Don't bring this shit here please

>One of Parris’ slaves named Tituba was then asked to bake a witch cake—rye mixed with the afflicted girls' urine

Would you eat her witch cake?

when will Rick react to all the Arthurs

...

Sure if that made her happy or anything

Melvin because he doesn't actually exist, just a boogeyman made up by the gilfag

Gross

Why can't shitposters stay in the previous thread?

He will be disappointed in Arthuria and be fangirling like a bitch over Arthur to wank that bland ass even more

>reading a book
>to a book
nigga what

I do anything people ask of me if that makes them happy

>Arthur can't be this little girl what about all my Arthur x Kay fanfics?

Ask Melvin

Reminder it was the gilcuck who started it here but will complain 2 horus from now that it's all "Melvin" fault.

What's wrong with that? Just because she's book doesn't mean she has knowledge of ALL books.

she's literally the concept of nursery rhymes and children's books
this obviously isn't real literature he's reading there

I don't understand Ushifags. What do you even like about her? She's pretty bad in gameplay and also a brocon that'll never be for (You).

Shirou please go back to the kitchen

He might be reading lord of the rings or something

Nobu a CUTE.

Post a picture of Nitocris. It'll make me happy

I want to fuck her desu

Jetfag's post comes before gilfag's.

Sorry or the wait

Please prove Gilgamesh is stronger than Lancelot. I can't do it myself, Jetfag is too good at arguments and he always destroys me. Please, help me.

Whatever. I'm bored and it's too late to channel my autism into making servant sheets I never use for anything.

>gilfag is blind

Just stop replying for fuck's sake

it's always you samefagging, fuck off

Hey, user! Do the thing! "Ai am za bone of mah soardo!"

I know you're just trying to start shit but just because a character doesn't want to fuck you doesn't mean you aren't allowed to like them.

Stop replying and let the giltard spread lies that newfags will eventually think are facts? How the fuck do you think the Caliburn taking 7 lives is a miracle and no GH in HF memes were born?

Make a fanfic like flustered saberfag
Not gonna take part of this
Ai am za bone of mah soardo

He'll just reply to himself like he always does

But you are the one who started shitposting, Lorenzo

Why are the doujins Sanson features in almost invariably about boysu rabu?

>half of the entire last thread was shitposting and Roleplaying
>not a single [deleted]
>someone posts 24 or some lewd picture
>deleted in less than 5 minutes
And don't forget that you can get soft banned for reporting too much

I just want to see Gram and Sigurd in action for fucks sake

I am starting to lose faith, Anons. The CE won't drop and the event is almost over.
Is there anything I can do to improve my luck?

He has no eyes

NO EYES

Because most of Fate doujins are BL

>Make a fanfic like flustered saberfag
I don't have the focus for that. And I keep throwing in Egyptians and Norsemen to the point where even I myself think it's excruciatingly boring.

You are both Lorenzo and Melvin

I got 3 CE drops, maybe that's where my luck went because I failed to get Amakusa or Karna.

But you are both Lorenzo and Melvin.

Eh both of them are kinda underused in fate anyway it's no wonder you are going to use some of them since most of them haven't ever appeared

Don't know, I like cute servants, just not romantically enough to care about cuckposting. I also liked Yoshitsune before getting into fate after reading about the genpei war by chance.

So it's more an appreciation post than anything.
She may not be very good,
but she's 10.0 in my heart.

something something wait and hope

Fuck off slowbro

My cat is sucking my blanket as if it was her mom, help me fgog send Raicow

Best Mom thread!
Hope you missed me, user. I missed (You)

My old cat's tongue was too big for his mouth so he always has his mouth open and drooled everywhere

Would best mom get along well with the other servant with mental illness?

Are you cute Maria-chan?

I didn't even notice you were gone but now that you're here I can say for sure that I was better off without you. Kill yourself.

>Strange Fake will never finish in your lifetime
>you will never get to roll Best Saber
It hurts.

Maria is cute! CUTE!

Eh it didn't drop for me last year, it's alright don't worry

is Gil the best for fruitcake?

I made her a real bride.

strange fake will never finish in the authors lifetime

Yes! I'm sure her and Bryn would love to make acquaintances with each other

Reminder that according to jetfags, Rin didn't need EMIYA to win the Holy Grail War because she was just as strong as a goddess of war and could simply shoot Venus' concept at everyone on her Heavenly Boat.
Extra reminder that according to aforementioned jetfags, Elizabeth is a top tier Servant because she can beat 4 Servants at their full power who also beat BB, Buddha, Altera and Sefar.

Yes

>Maria and Azalea
EWWW

I'm accounting for the extremely unlikely possibility someone like FlusteredSaberfag picks it up after Narita's death.

STOP TALKING ABOUT AZALEA WHEN I BRYNPOST

Maria and Azalea doujins when?

When do I get my permanent smol Jannu?

No fuck off, autistic waifufags like you deserve nothing by shitpost responses anyway.

clear the 5th lotto

finish the lottery boxes newfag

Burn the big jannus

>you will never have a threesome with Maria and Azalea
Why even live bros

FlusteredSaberfag is canon-rap tier slow, and I sincerely believe he'll have managed to spontaneously unwrite several volumes before the next Fate novel series hits.

Ded

that's what happens when you start the thread with gilfag/jetfag and namefag bullshit

>Join the thread
>Jetfag is getting btfo as always
Pfhahahah some things never change.

So salem until 14/9, then christmas and some special Part 2 stuff for the last week?

Don't forget the Semiramis gacha

Good one

I don't think we are gonna Semi-sama until the Apoc collab.

I'm hoarding fp as we speak