Overwatch General - /owg/

BLIZZWORLD, new Hybrid Map, now live on PTR
youtube.com/watch?v=Ii3Hce3_fOw

>Moira is now live in all platforms
youtube.com/watch?v=8tLopqeL9s8

>Latest Animated Short, Rise and Shine
youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0

>Latest comic
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/junkrat-the-return-of-junkenstein

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21179257
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.co

previously:

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

i don't understand. why do people link overbuff's winrate and pick rate as proof if a hero is good or not then, if it's only the win rate and pick rate of people who actually use the site?

True self... is without form.

Fapped to Brigitte and it was satisfying

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>climbed 1SR today
nice

>tfw losing in FFA as zenyatta
>tfw throwing discords on character i hate even if i'm out of range to kill them, just to make sure they get killed by someone else
fuck junkrat players

If only that tiny spider is covering that she mustn't have any nipples.

>mfw always discording Tracers first no matter what

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Are you me?
I played 10 matches. 5W 5L and only 1 SR gained. It literally was to stomp or to be stomped. No middle ground whatsoever. But hey, Jeff probably is touching himself to the balance in my results.

> moira is taller than mcmeme

Is this for real? Where can I see this masterpiece?

>hit by grenade junkrat shot across the map
>lose half health
>step in trap junkrat mindless dropped
>dead
>do literally anything
>killed by riptire
Peak of balance

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are you going to attempt a second run? keep me posted

Why would Eddy do this to us?

> killcam shows tire purposefully bypassing multiple people in order to kill you specifically
also what's with golds and silvers fucking running when the tire starts
group up and shoot that shit you nerds

Delivering:

eddysstash.tumblr.com/post/167746082911/sombra-sexy-time

Scroll down a bit

Sombra online

Namaste

> Fuck junkrat players

seriously if you play Junk in FFA you are cancer. Easily the most braindead hero to win FFA with right now, especially on Chateau

They know they will miss every shot and all die

Not yet, it's quite late and I need to sleep. But tomorrow, yes for sure.

Because it's a rather large sample size of people and as such it's going to be at least partially representative of the whole. I mean, it's not going to mirror reality exactly, but it's likley going to be the closest thing we can get to the actual stats.

>group up and shoot
The team should always separate and shoot then regroup

Greetings, my dear Satya.

Defend this

Have they fixed Doomfist yet?
>No
Guess I'll buff my hard drive with uninstall.exe

Just got banned for 3 days today due to Abusive Chat.
AMA.

why should we

As a Winston, what the fuck am I supposed to do against a Tracer? There have been a few cases where my teammates got angry that I am not "dealing with the Tracer", but I don't fucking understand as trying to chase down a Tracer as Winston is literally impossible.

CHRISTMAS EVENT SOON

Because it's the best murder corner in the map
You should defend it

How much did you badmouth Tigoles?

>Doomfist can now manually reload

Is he better?

>not writing ez in all chat after you lose
ishygydyggy

Have you ever thought of putting peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it up?

why would that fucking matter? The reload startup would still be the same

about every 1.5 games, calling out the dps for not able to play at all, or asking him to uninstall the game.
never once uses tasteless insults like calling people names/niggers, or curse someone's mom to death.

Just start abusing your team if they think winston counters tracer

I begin to consider buying a VR device...

> tire starts
> group up

you seem to have firsthand knowledge of gold and silver and it sounds like you belong there

>tfw solo healing as ana and win

Never owned a dog, nor a cat.
And i don't even have peanut butter at my home, not that i don't eat it, but that my family never have the habits of eating it.

>no colour gradients

>tfw too fast for the enemy hitscans

More awesome censorship for you

Why is Tracer hogging the hotdog? And does Bloo even need to eat?

>within 100SR of GM

You don't have to kill her to nullify her. Just chase her around and bully her when she gets close, make her use her recalls etc...

Looks like I found a problem on that video.

cute friends

>diploma is written in English

God that whole webm is a comedy of errors.

>Tracer engaging junkrat in close quarters at low health and wiffing her first clip almost entirley
>Roadhog using his inhaler at more than half health while not actively taking fire when his back is theoretically to a wall thus missing out on potential damage mitigation and damage he could have stacked shooting junkrat in the back
>Roadhog jumping towards the junkrat for no fucking reason
>Roadhog wiffing half of his second shot when he was at the perfect angle to get a full damage headshot while Junkrat was weak, leaving him at 1 hp instead of fukindead hp
>Reaper literally botting into a Junkrat trap
>Everything the junkrat did

They all deserved to die horribly, including the Junkrat. That was cringey as shit.

>friends
The friendzone is exactly why Winston has anger issues. He wants to have sex with Tracer, but she never understood it.
Poor monkey has to fap to her almost every day, otherwise his anger would be permanent.

Damn you, you selfish dyke

>Everything the junkrat did

boy, do I have a clip for you to cringe at

>Two spunk hunks
>But add an ugly fat chick
Just like real porn

every single person who plays symmetra needs to be killed :)

>"gg"
>it's always a DPS from the winning team

Nah, that's just snipers doing sniper things. Nothing really cringey about that except for the fact that the Widow took too long to line up the first shot and caused the whole debacle.

naw

>you get a potato team
>lose without even capping 1/3 of the point
>guy on other team says "gg"
Makes me want to punch the fuckhead who says this.

Looks like me trying to play Widow

>tfw she is your waifu but you're too bad to honor her

Night games are shit I have noticed. Everyone is throwing like hell. Fortunately I was in the winning team last three games.

I LOVE Moira!

lol if telling someone to uninstall the game or to kys is bannable I'd be gone for ages

don't be like that
there's worse people than you out there playing widow
but getting shit on happens to everyone, no way to prevent that

well, that depends on how much you do it i guess.
I played overwatch for hours everyday and had been doing this since few seasons ago when people started to instant lock dps even if they are the lowest rank.

>"Allow me..."

What is your answer?

allow her

How unsightly

Oh...thank you

Allow her with enthusiasm

you're right
how unsightly she is

>doesn't use loli mercy spray
What's your excuse

Can you imagine lifting that veil and cleaning her asshole with your tongue? Bliss

Leaving in the midst of a widowmaker sniper fight without anyone dying out of shame is a very common occurrence for me.

It took me a lot of time to admit it, but I love Symmetra.
I'm not into that waifu thing, but if I had to choose one, that would be her.

Indians don't wipe their asses faggot
I hope you enjoy dieseases

Bring this smile back

god widow used to be ugly as fuck

Good, good...Science always need volunteers. Drop those pants now...

She'll have to pull the trigger on herself if she wants to.

Why didnt mercy just ressurect Gerard?

DOC NO

For the same reason Cloud didn't use a phoenix down on Aerith: THE PLOT!

Hisoka

She can't resurrect in lore.

>Indians don't wipe their asses

thank god

Sauce

DOC YES

shimada sister support hero with wind-dragon powers when

we need an edit for moira of
> I have two sides
> the nicest guy you'll ever meet
> or
> twisted fucking psychopath

Is it Bloo hours?

Reminder that Moira experiments on shotas and shotas ONLY

One "no", one "yes". The duality is respected...Wonderful

It's always bloo hours

That doesn't look like Moira at all. Fucking artists stop changing her face she's literally perfect the way she is

Yours looks like shit too