/lolg/ - League of Legends General

I want to give her a very special present

user my heart is still sore from earlier I don't know if I can take anymore.

>tfw not good enough to carry 3 people actively trying to lose

I had fun though, which is what matters. Why does an 8 death botlane that's 90cs behind at ten minutes think that me ganking for them is the solution to their problem.

I have found your weakness

Fug those green eyes really do it for me. Guess I'm a jinxfag now

>still no Ahri Ultimate skin
What's taking Riot so long?

I want to cuddle Jinx and make her feel my """love""" inside her

Poppy have line about brave pants :3

you have 0.3 nanoseconds to explain why you dont like franchising

>redditpie
OUR GUY jajajajaja ;^)

Which timezone is Riot on?

looks like you did

zoe literally used the word naked though

does riot want me thinking about her supple pre-teen body while i play or something?

gives all the power and money to jews and jewish chinks

To be fair we all suffer when we are reminded that we will never share intimate moments with our waifus

already a new zoe skin?

I want Nami to drench me in her fishpussy!

Defend this

that much is true I guess

do you really need riot help to thinking about it while playing?
also
>pree teen
she is like 12 year

I want to cuddle with Nami while her tight dolphinpussy milks me

>redditors crying that zoe is busted
>35% winrate
> have 100% win rate

redditbabs?

?

>>pree teen
>she is like 12 year

Right.. do you know what pre and teen mean? Because 12 is the definition of pre teen. As in before teens, before 13+.

She's an ancient being

We are talking about her body, not her dumb fuck

>pre teen body

In the lore she is 12 when she is kidnapped by the lolicollector twilight

Her Legendary already should've been something more in touch with her myth, or so I thought.
Better that the ultimate is, but the Legendary could've been something so much more than SG.
And I'm in no rush, nor is Riot since having a modern Legendary locks her off from Ultimate for a while, but I could get behind an Ahri of mythical proportions in before her next skin is mythic.

>zoe mirror match
>bot lane ezreal ults me on cd
>enemy jungler is constantly hanging around
>ocasionally support or top roams up
>meanwhile my team doesnt care and doesnt do anything with the fact m hogging so much attention
>people crying about day 1 anything
ignore them
shes fine, stop walking into skilshots,

Franchising removes any semblances of competition and solidifies the fact that players and teams owners are Tencent employees working in the Riot marketing department.

me too!

>she is 12 when she is kidnapped
So? She's still 6 gorillion years old

[robotic screeching intensifies]

I could've played Zoe for my first game of the day just now. Thank goodness I didn't. That Nocturne was on point!
He carried their team so hard even if they were still defeated. Oh and they had a Zoe mid, I was support.

>screeching
There is no art in that. The focus behind that intense gaze, however, now that is art.

Buy elf Jinx or wait for SG sale?

> 6 gorillion years old
> traped in 12 y o undeveloped body so she cant enjoy sexual pleasure of life
This is pretty sad

Everything is so awful.
>no meager amount of blue essence until after 20 games
>since rewards take so long everyone is now even more retarded and aggressive
>after those twenty games to level up ill get a fucking master yi and nunu shard
>everything one shots now
>match already decided after 5 mins but stupid autists will vote no anyway

How many skins have you gotten for champions you don't like?

Reposting from the end of last thread, still would like to know. I'd ask about Poppy too but even back when I knew she was a suboptimal pick that I played for fun.

5

every single heimerdinger skin

>tfw no santa ryze skin

Q a bauble breaking upon max range or hitting a target
W turns enemy champion into snowman with size dependant on champion size
E snowball, flux circles are mistletoe wreaths
R with white recolor and snowflakes flying around
recall he drops a present bag into a chimney then gets on a reindeer

I'll place my vote for SG solely because I feel the elemental (snow, ice) effects are a wee bit forced feeling on Jinx other than the ult and chompers.
I feel as though she should've had more decorative projectiles for the gun and rockets (ice in the impact effect is fine since it's "outside in the snow), kind of like Bad Santa Veigar's cookies and ornaments.

So I vote on SG because it feels more consistent over all.

For (You), but which I mean that's not my experience in many ways.

Far less than for champs I do like and/or would be willing to play.

If Riot can give Jhin three skins in the span of months, I don't know what's completely stopping them from giving her a Ultimate awhile after her Legendary and if they do a thing where she gains a new tail every two levels to mimic her myth, it'd be quite literally perfect.
>in before her next skin is mythic
Dear god, please no.

>he xerath global q glitch is back with zoes q

great, she'll be disabled for the next week and i wont be able to play her. Great game riot, truly triple A.

Got this shit gay Graves skin for my rune pages

>2017
>people still can't conceive that someone called a roll before they did
I think I saved the team by stopping that Sona (she did pretty good as Lux top too). Pissy enough to tell me not to chat like I usually do though.

Make a PBE account, so you can make sure which is better by yourself.

>ywn have Nami insist on draining every drop of cum from your balls any time you give the slightest indication of being able to produce a boner

I mean, one of those skins doesn't count due to it being a celebratory skin. Anyway, I believe that until all/most champs have a Legendary, no champion will be having a modern Legendary AND Ultimate. I believe that's Riot's view, or it was last I remember.

why are recent champ releases kinda shitty
>tahm has a unique taunt for a giant chunk of the champs
>zoe despite being lunari only has interactions with lux, ezreal, and ASol
>Ornn despite his lore mentioning how he built braums shield and fizz' trident doesnt mention anything to them
>kayn has no lines for akali despite both being disciples, or any Ionians outside of shen & zed, and two lines for all the noxians

Can't be worse than GP's rework launch.
>Disabled due to bugs
>Then he died

I miss this kind of stuff too. Kled shittalking all of the other Noxians was great.

It's because, for the voice lines at least, they stopped doing whatever sounded cool and got it down to a standardized list of voice lines every champion should have. So now instead of getting voice lines for every neat interaction, it's just
>Champion should have 6 item voice lines
>Champion should have 8 unique champion voice lines
>Champion should have 3 movement lines
etc. etc.

Before xerath it was an anivia glitch (worked with her q) They definitely just cannot figure out how to fix their damn game and hardcode workarounds into the champions.

I still laugh every time somebody brings up tobias fates reaction to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=cHGbDAkZ_xY

When the fuck is this new Project shit unlocking so I can get my fourth skin for my main man?

Writing staff changing, maybe? I imagine a majority of characters just not fitting into the lore properly (and the longterm fix going to take YEARS) might make them hesitant to break out of a very basic mold. Maybe? Or maybe they really just don't have any remotely witty writers left.

i ban leona and zoe in ranked and there's nothing you can do about it

When the servers goes down again so they can blame it on them having to launch the new game mode and skins when in reality their servers suck.

you can't ban both

leona if zoe is already banned
:)

>Or maybe they really just don't have any remotely witty writers left.
Well they did hire burch so i'd guess so

When is this beautiful creature getting more content lolg?

>streamer actually says "coop day grace" on stream

kek, this shit will be on the internet forever

gross gore did that. also pronounced yacht as yakt.

>play on NA server
>can't hit skillshots for shit
>get hit by everything you moved out of
whoever said this game could be played on high ping was lying

>watching streams

Can you losers grow up?

>oh la laaa look at me, i'm almost faggy enough to be a frenchman

tell Hollywood to actually make good tv shows

>playing a video game
>thinking he's somehow above watching twitch

cuck desu senpai

I play only 2 champions, Lux mid and Tryndamere top.
I have 70% winrate on 60 lux games and 22% on 22 tryndamere games. What can i do to solve this? Trynd is the only champ i can play toplane.
Is there like a safe pick i can go every matchup just to keep my wr at least at 50% when i dont get mid?

the french pronounciation is so ugly
"coo da grasse"

Which would leave you gaping wider? Soraka's flared horse cock or Ahri's knot?

>watching someone play the game vs playing a game is now being the cuck

Dude you're so deluded i bet you watch dogs fuck

>grasse"

it's just gra

no
youtube.com/watch?v=JClLQ8265bA

we are not talking about any random french word tho
the only excuse to not be able to correctly pronounce coup de grace is if you are underage

Adopt french pronunciation and you end up adopting french immigration policies. No thanks.

...

I like you.

Neither can you.

Where is the project skins

never

I am not telling anyone to use french pronunciation
there is french one(coo de grass), and there is english one(coo de gra)

this is neither

More importantly, which one in front and which one in the back?

>No matter how far we go-
You know how this ends. Soon, user.

which one lolg

Gas all 3

FUCK FRANCE

why is kog so >easy ?