/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #157

Marriage Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

/ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality"
ft. 64 Anons
youtu.be/7acpV4fKp9Y

Natsuki!

newfags out xd

2nd for tf2 engie

I'm going to shove a cupcake up Natsuki's ass

MILK ME WITH YOUR FEET MOMMY MONIKA!!!

Every thread until Christmas!

Just Mommy!

Good evening everyone! Hope you're all doing well!
It's poetry time, and you know what that means!

Word of the thread is "empathy"!
Alternatives are 'day', 'danger', and 'mix'.

I don't really have much to say tonight, but if anybody would like to write a poem and share it with us, please do consider using one of these words as your theme, driving force, or inspiration. Using a similar word together helps create a little feeling of unity, and we can all see how it's handled in a new way.
I hope you all have fun, and as always, I look forward to reading them all.
Monika!

Natsukifriends show your love!

Well? Answer the question.

my wife

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I'M SORRY MOMMY!

Misum

Unironic "Newfags out," or at least gain the social wherewithal to recognize an in-joke when you see it and either don't respond or Google it. In this abysmal age of KYM, you have even less excuse for being an ignorant newfag. It's absurdly easy to fake having been here for longer than five minutes nowadays. And by that, I mean it's easy to blend the fuck in and not stand out like a sore thumb. You aren't special.

well yeah, i want yuri to fuck me

Wholesome Sayoris only

I used to only like maledom but Monika has made me love gentle femdom
And socked feet, I used to only like bare ones

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Thank you for not being retarded like the last OP

Fucking try it bitch I will rek you

I CAN IMAGINE THE FEELING

I wouldn't mind getting fucked by Yuri to be honest familia

She looks so fucking weird in that drawing

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>being this upset over pasta

fighting the good fight

If you're going to post this, why are you doing it so as to intentionally avoid filters? I don't even mind the OCs and I think that's a fucking asshole thing to do. Someone filtering you is doing so in order to make their own browsing experience better, or perhaps even to avoid wanting to respond angrily and shit up the thread. There's nothing wrong with posting things you like, but if you're doing so for the express purpose of causing strife, you should stop.

This but with Sayori

Daily reminder that Hug box posters, pedos, fan fiction posters and trolls are NOT welcome in /ddlc/!

Sayori!

>Fixing it
>No green text
NewFag trying to,kill fucking board culture

But you have no ass.

Yeesh, yeah, /ddlc/ is slowly becoming worse.

reposting this from the last thread cause it made me so sad

Writing letters home to your Doki from the trenches!
Getting cut off deep in the Argonne Forest!
Being artillery barraged by distant allies!
Your letters don't make it home!
Neither do you!
She still waits for you!

She never got to tell you she was pregnant!
Your Doki having to watch your son and only reminder of you she has going off to war!
Being informed he went MIA at Dunkirk!
Your Doki waiting for him to return the entire war!
He never does!

Nah, this is just shit hours. It's always this bad around now. Hellthread was around this time, too. The kids will go to bed in about three hours and things will chill out.

I blame it on the weekend honestly. The weekdays aren't this bad most of the time

And you have no facts

>it's eurohours that are worse
>no, americans!
both are bad at this point

Clearly its actually the australians.

Not blaming it on any location, my man. Things are best when both locations are asleep, since that's when things chill out.

The best hours are around 12AM-3AM EST when Americans are staying up late and the Euros are asleep still

Well who the fuck does that leave then?

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>fan fiction posters
>not welcome
this kills the general

Protip

All of ddlc is shit

Far from their land as they made their stand

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

>Not realizing it's actually the Agarthans
>Shiggy diggy

Natsuki but as an idol

Thousands of feet march to the beat, it's an army on the march

Cringe.

Can comfirm. You guys who are here then, I love you

Natsuki but he's your nephew that you're secretly ashamed of

seconded

I'm just lurking. I usually post once it dies down

Protip:

It gets good when you go to bed.
For a reason.

Use punctuation, child.

>he

Nobody wants to read your shitty tumblr tier oc

>secretly aroused by
FTFY

>being this nitpicking about punctuation
>in Veeky Forums
baka desu senpai

You aren't even worth burning 0.4% of the thread's image limit on for a disparaging reaction image.

>- Staying Up Late
>Already 1AM

O-oh...

Anyone have the loading Monika webm?

Stop sh*tposting. This is a nice general

Oh no, I feel so insulted that you're not going to shitpost.

>that you let bounce on your cock in the back room*

yes... is there a problem?

Sharing my poorly written stories with other people's characters is the only thing keeping me going

That overused word means nothing now, right up there with "awkward".

And I'm gonna eat it!

These are not choco chips!!!

we're being raided by discord btw

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dumb frogposter

The cupcake, or her ass?

Not at all, if anything it just makes it better

Yes.

How would you propose marriage to your Doki?

How do you know?

both

Link to discord.

Uh oh! Doctor Yuri has found a lump in your pants that needs to be examined ASAP!

>Depends on each one

Nice shop.

Keep writing, user! \o/ Using other people's characters is a tried-and-true first step to learn to create your own characters! It's an imitation practice called ethopoeia, putting speech in a character. Keep writing Yuri as if she was Yuri! Write Monika as if she was Monika! All the dokis! We want to read them!

Yes.

I don't get why you go through the trouble on shopping stuff over Natsuki being a trap, both in the reddit AMA that Dan did and twitter.
Are you trying to convince yourself or something?

dum tumblrina

nobody likes your shitty oc. Everyone knows most of you samefag

Doctor, go ahead and examine it as closely as you need!

Just no surgery.

He's a falseflag shitposting euro who thinks that a comfy thread = cringy or something like that.
Ignore him.
That goes for everyone. Stop replying to shitposters and the quality goes up.

I don't think that "doctor yuri" studied in any certified institution.

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>Officer Sayori
>Doctor Yuri
>????? Natsuki
>????? Monika

Mistress Monika

Basically. That's why shitposting is lower when there's more people here.

>/pol/tard
Not even surprised.

As long as it's not a surgery I'm fine with it.