/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #159

Happiness is Found After Curfew Edition
>Previous Thread:

>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

/ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality"
ft. 64 Anons
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Good afternoon, everyone! Welcome to the poetry bastille! Apologies if I'm jumping the gun, the threads just move faster than I can wake up, and the president can't helicopter all the time, heh...
Anyway, Time for the word of the thread!

Let's try "Ring"! Could it be a literal ring, or could it be a circle? A loop? That's up to you!
Alternatives are "Reel", "Song" and "Burn"!

For anyone wondering what this is, It is a series of words to inspire Anons of all skill levels to try their hand at writing poetry! If it piques your curiosity, or gives you that creative spark, why not give it a shot? You can even recieve critique, if you ask!

We all like reading through them, even if it takes me a while to reach them!
Remember to stay safe and to keep a healthy sleep schedule! A-ahaha...
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=TYXHv97kbps

Hotline Monika!

Daily reminder that Hug box posters, pedos, fan fiction posters and trolls are NOT welcome in /ddlc/!

DDLC but you fall in love with a Monika.
Unable to confess, you're gifted with by a deus ex machina with Monika's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, you immediately call her, and are overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on you as well.
But, the next day, when you recount the previous day’s confessions to your childhood friend, she only looks at you with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, you find out that the Monika you called is not the same girl you fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with your own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Daily reminder that Sayori deserved it

"I hate this city sometimes

Misumi!

Hatefucking Monika while asking her how she feels about murdering her friends
>"I'm such a bad girl user, a-ahaha!"
>"Oh f-fuck punish your naughty president!"
>"I'm so sorry user, I'll bring them back! I only deleted them to have your big dick in my slutty pussy! Ahn!"

I like both Sayori and Yuri and don't want them to die!

>tfw no monika trap gf to breed

>punishing her lightly
Stupid.

Yuri locks you in her basement!

Whoops, no pic and no name, my bad!

love her with all my heart!

Natsuki!

What kind of bread do the dokis eat?

NATSUKI FRIENDS ROLL CALL

WHOLESOME AND LOVING MANHANDLERS, FORM UP ON ME

Natsuki's Tiny Wrists!
Natsuki's!
Tiny!
Wrists!
Natsuki's Tiny Wrists!

Vampire Natsuki wearing a hoodie that zips up to the top of the hood to move around during day time!
Sayori thinks she's self conscious and wants to help her come to terms with how she looks so she'll take it off!
user makes excuses to help Natsuki make excuses and even offers to buy a matching hoddie!
Yuri just carries an umbrella but she isn't perceived as being energetic and excitable and she's also seen as a little off-beat my many so she doesn't worry about being put in too many tough spots over it!
Monika doesn't know what she missed or what is happening!
Natsuki didn't bake cookies today or even bring them up so it's something important!
Monika identifies user as the weakest link and begins to subtly interrogate him!
At least it's not Mindflayer Monika!

Gripping them tight and railing Natsuki's tight cunny!

She must give terrible handjobs.

heh heh

I wish I knew how filters work.

*natsuki's dad beatings intensifies*

Gothsuki is so fucking sexy goddamn

...

Post your ___sukis.

I prefer EL NATSUKI BLANKO

Say that to my Buffsuki in her face see what happens bitch

yeah how about no
also goodnight everyone!

reminder that Monika is a virgin who has never even drank alcohol

Good night, Anons. See you tomorrow.

Substance abuse with Monika!
Being found dead in a ditch with Monika!
It was worth it!
Monika!

Neither have i.

and you killed her

Good night.

'Nacht Doki Quest user!

Drinking alcohol with Monika!
She's a lightweight!
Won't stop hugging you close and telling you that she loves you so much!
Passing out on top of you!
Mon-ika!

Monika but she mind controlled Natsuki and is rubbing her tiny clit while offering Natsuki's virginity to you

Oh, if someone sees Pastebin user, please be so kind as to point him toward my Pastebin. Thanks.

>196781968
Jesus fucking Christ user, stop

It's not so great, especially if you're the type of person to ruminate on all the terrible things that have gone wrong in your life.

I only drink when I've done something so wrong that I need to not remember how to feel feelings for a while.

...

Imagine this is a pict

If it's this time of day, odds of Monikanon being around are very low

Why are you beating Natsuki's dad?

SNIPER, GET THE FUCK D

>Carrying Monika back home piggy-back style\
>She undid her ponytail ribbon and is wearing it like a bandana
>She keeps alternating between mumbling happily and nuzzling into the crook of your neck
>Taking her back to her home, letting yourself in
>Setting her in her bed, she's out like a light
>Smile to yourself
>Kiss her cheek and tuck her in as she blushes and drools in her sleep
>Go to her kitchen and make her the massive hangover breakfast she will most definitely need when she wakes up
>Lock up her home and crash on her couch in case she needs help later anyway

Weird, I just got to the thread, but it looks like I've already been posting.

>ruminate on all the terrible things that have gone wrong in your life.

Thats me after smoking weed. Drinking just makes me laugh at all the terrible things that have gone wrong in my life.

I think they're online, but they could be busy or just letting their PC download stuff, I've been doing the same for the past two days. Internet around here is slow as all hell.

...

>She undid her ponytail ribbon and is wearing it like a bandana

She begins to freestyle rap half-conscious, all-drunk, while hiccuping!

can I get a swift gestalt on blonde monika? I've been saving pictures this whole time

Yuri stop making my Natsuki gay

Fuck off with your retarded OC.

>swift gestalt
I'm not sure I follow.

>"debil" means "moron" in Russian
Doki doki droogs club!
Running milk bar for school festival!
Writing poems in nadsat!

Never

Sayori but smaller!

Everyone teaming up to make Yuri a flushing, disoriented mess!

I like Natsuki!

Life has many songs
Some are nice
Some are long
Some are ice
But most never live at all

I'm sorry if this turned out cringy

Well?

Sayori but with some semblance of intelligence!

not possible!

>os.remove/characters/sayori.chr

If you keep choking her, will she eventually stop getting dumber and start getting smarter again?

Here's a quick rundown:
>Gates bow to Monikas
>In contact with Steve Jobs
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the internet with an iron but fair fist
>Owns servers & VPNs globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on the cyberuniverse (Monikangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Bitcoin mining facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Monika babies
>Monika is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one jade-green eyes angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Monikabots inside you right now
>Monika is in regular communication with the Linus Torvalds, forwarding the word of free software. Who do you think set up the meeting between Torvalds & Richard Stallman (First meeting between the two organisations in over 30 years) and arranged Stallman's first GNU compilation in history literally a few days later to the Monika server in Wilkes land?
>She learned fluent poetry in under a week
>Nation states entrust their data reserves with her. There’s no data in the Pentagon, only Monikagon
>Monika is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she loves us.

>set all their files to Read Only
Now kiss and make up. Only happiness now.

So, which doki and what allignment?
Monika over here.

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>take the monikapill

>Sayori: Chaotic good
>Yuri: Chaotic evil
>Natsuki: Neutral good
>Monika: Neutral evil
>(You): True neutral

>is rubbing her tiny clit
Her tiny clit or Natsuki's
Both is an acceptable answer

what is that picture trying to convey?

Your preferred body part as a fetish.
Have an energy drink.

I really want to play this game, but I'm quite intimidated by it. A-are there jump scares?

???

thats not how attraction works

>196783668
this will get (you)s baka

None at all, friend!

Some suicides

Sayori: Lawful Good
I mean, she's the straightest good girl you can have.

Yuri: Chaotic? Neutral
Not sure on this one, but I'd imagine she'd be more willing to bend the rules and the establishment.

Natsuki: Lawful Neutral
Similar to Yuri, but I expect her to be rigid on rules instead.

Monika: True? Neutral
Can't decide between Chaotic and Lawful. Not evil is pretty much confirmed, but also not good since she acted on her own desires instead of the common ones expect at the end.

>any of the Dokis on evil

>196782743
You don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything kaay? More people like those two In here then people like you IRL

Next time your insecurities pop up please tell us, maybe we can help understand why you seek validation from insulting others

Training Sayori to be a good bride!
First, helping her plan a ideal wedding ceremony!
Teaching her to efficiently clean and cook!
Having her raise a baby doll as if it was real!
At the end she starts crying over having to eventually leave you!
Silly Sayori, I planned on marrying you myself!
Just one more thing left to teach her, the Honeymoon!

No. Now go and play it.

Serious answer:
Act 1 has none
Act 2 a lot, but not the screamer kind.
Act 3 only if you are steaming, and it's the screamer kind - though very mild.
Act 4 has none.

why give a serious answer? hes clearly already finished

In 5 minutes?

is there such a thing as OC that isn't retarded?

before even making the post

What makes you think that?

You're getting baited just in case you didn't know

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Monika babies
Probably not far from the truth.

Natsuki but as a single mother looking for a real man to step up!

>Raising another man's children

And her daddy steps up!

cuck

Why aren't you?